Posted on 01/30/2006 7:32:51 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Watch out, Republicans! A DUmmie "genius" by the name of Up2Late has figured out a way to defeat you at the polls. You will be impressed by the incredible effectiveness of his ingenious plan which you can see on this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I've got IT!" For those of you who will remain unimpressed by DUmmie Up2Late's brilliant strategy, I guess you can chalk it up to a severe case of Alitosis on his part. This disease is currently rampaging throughout DUmmieland. The main symptom of Alitosis is a complete loss of rational faculties accompanied by a plunge into delusional fantasies. I expect the Alitosis disease to reach its fevered peak right after the filibuster vote scheduled for later today. So let us enjoy the DUmmie outbursts of Alitosis in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, welcoming Up2Late as the Democrat version of Karl Rove, is in the [brackets]:
I've got IT! And by "It" I mean the destroy the GOP strategy, that will...leed to the self-destruction of the GOP.
[Shhh...IT! So you've got IT! Oh do tell, DUmmie Up2Late. Enlighten us with your political strategy wisdom that will "leed" to the self-destruction of the GOP.]
The only problem is, we need a brave House or Senate Democrat who is relatively unknown (nationally), is willing to take a BIG political risk, has STRONG Democratic support at home, and who wouldn't mind possibly being chosen President of the United States in 2008 by popular consensus.
[Such a downer. A Senate Democrat has to take a political risk and all he gets in exchange is a lousy job as President. Continue...]
As I'm sure you know by now, the GOP has captured a Huge number of swing/undecided voters by doing one thing: They keep their message simple, though I think they may have made it so simple as to make it VERY deceptive. Duh, right?
[At least you are correct in the "DUh" part. Continue with your political enlightenment, DUmmie Up2Late.]
Here's the strategy. The GOP message is so over simplified that it can be easily proved as LIES! So let's just call them what they are, Lairs!
ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!
[BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!! Karl Rove is now quaking in his boots at your discovery of a campaign strategy that will sweep away forever the EVIL Republicans from the political scene!]
Now I know, some of you are going to say, "But my Brother's a Republican, and HE'S not a Lier." Shut-up! Yes he is.
[All, ALL of the EVIL Republicans are "LIERS!!!" You think different? Shut up! They are ALL "liers!!!"]
And once we plant this simple truth in the MSM and the minds of the "undecided" voters, any Republican that claims He/She is NOT a lier will have to OFFER PROOF that they are NOT a lier, which, while doing so, will expose themselves and their fellow liars/Republicans as the lier they are.
[Hey Republican! You just shut up and try to prove you are not a "lier!" Every news report about Republicans will just assume they are "liers!" Every time a Republican tries to debate a Democrat, he must first try to prove he is not a "LIER!"]
If you need any proof of the FACT that Republicans are liars, just look around. Read the News from the last 5 years, everything they have said and done for the last 5 years is ALL based on Lies!
[And we don't need no stinkin' facts because we just assume that EVERYTHING the Republicans say are just a bunch of Lies! And not only are they "liers" but they are a bunch of lousy Poo-Poo Heads too!]
Yes, we might lose a few Democrats along the way, GOOD! I say Good riddens to them. They are a taint on the Democratic party. If this results in a house cleaning of corrupt Democrats too, I welcome it.
[Good "riddens" to the Democrats who don't want to call all Republicans "liers!"]
We need to STOP explaining how what we say is the truth, because what they say is ALL Lies, and it's time that the non-committed Democrats wake up to that fact. Let them try to explain why what they say is NOT a lie, they will only dig themselves deeper and deeper into the hole they are currently in.
[We don't need to waste our time arguing with Republicans. We just call them a bunch of "liers." Let them try to deny that they are "liers," oh, and lousy Poo-Poo Heads as well.]
So, for 2008: The Democratic party: The party of the Truth.
[I will now bask in the glow of DUmmie admiration as my fellow DUmmies tell me how BRILLIANT I am.]
Everybody knows Republicans lie about everything.
[Oh, that is an indisputable fact but DUmmie Up2Late has turned that fact into a political strategy for bringing down the EVIL Republicans. Sit at the feet of the Wise One and sip at the brilliant golden cup of his sage political analysis.]
Everyone knows, but still, it's not said often enough what liars they are. We need to take the offense, and this is one of the ways. Just like the other side made the phrase "flip flop" stick, we need to make the phrase "Republican liars" a part of American vocabulary. "Fox Republican News"...Never mention the word Fox without the word Republican next to it. "Republican liars"...Never mention one word without the other. If it's said often enough and in the right places, they're automatically guilty by association
[Whenever a Republican tries to argue with you, just place your hands over your ears and scream over and over and over again: "REPUBLICAN LIARS! REPUBLICAN LIARS! REPUBLICAN LIARS!" That's the way to win arguments with those lousy Poo-Poo Heads.]
The problem, of course, is the corporate media. Unless you have some other means of getting out the message. maybe just big billboards everywhere:
ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS
[BRILLIANT! Those billboards will absolutely convince the majority of the voters because the message is INDISPUTABLE. Way to slam the Republicans!]
It will work be cause they ARE liars, and would have to prove they...are NOT. All Politicians lie in one way or another, the difference is, Democrats do it (or should) for the greater good, Republicans lie for the select few.
[Republicans tell BAD lies and Democrats tell only GOOD lies.]
Democrats who lie, do it for the RIGHT reasons...
[All Democrat lies are GOOD lies.]
No matter what happens with Alito this week, I think we must all stay engaged and find ways to keep on being "pro-active", especially in ways that challenge the far right in a very direct way.
[Such as billboards that say: "ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!"]
YES SIR! Whatever you say, SIR!
Is that you, Dale Carnegie?
I'm afraid they would lose more than a few. LOL
What are you talking about? The MSM have used exactly the same tactic since at least 1962 (when I started paying attention to politics). My reading tells me it has been going on far longer, at least since FDR soiled the White House.
I think this whole thread was started by a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.
But he was one of the "good liars. He told lies for the right reasons, don't cha know. (sarc)
How can you tell?
You're not the only one planting things in the minds of the voters:
This was the Kerry/Edwards campaign slogan in '04. Heck, this was the entire Democrat platform. I don't know why this DUmmie (if it is indeed a DUmmie) thinks this idea is in any way new, novel, untried or revolutionary.
But, But, But...what if I am not a republican? Just an independent conservative? Shudder the thought...
Here's the latest from the thread....have fun!
niceypoo (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-29-06 12:55 PM
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6. A blanket accusation won't work
BUT they do need to say "LIAR!" on an individual basis when Bush, Cheney etc blatantly lie.
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Up2Late (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-29-06 01:36 PM
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14. It will work be cause they ARE liars, and would have to prove they...
...are NOT.
All Politicians lie in one way or another, the difference is, Democrats do it (or should) for the greater good, Republicans lie for the select few.
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Burning Water (653 posts) Mon Jan-30-06 11:07 AM
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26. Democrats do it (or should) for the greater good
I don't know, but it seems to me that nobody who finds out she has been lied to, is likely to be happy about it. So I don't think Dems should lie, even for the greater good. We're either the Party of integrity, or we are not. If we are not, what makes us better than the Repukes?? And why should we lie? We have the better people, the better ideas. Just tell the truth.
Also, do you think the American people will decide the Repukes are "liars" just by us repeating it over and over. We've been doing that for years. Two additional things are needed. One, it has to be so. OK, it is so. Two, we have to get the proof, the evidence, out there. Concrete evidence not subject to several interpretations by people of ill-will. OK, and three, we have to have a vehicle to carry it for us. How to get it to the MSM? That's where the problem is, the corporate media.
If we just could get a fair shake on the MSM, we could convince the American people. In the meantime, we need to keep it up on such media as we can. The internet, AAR, etc.
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Burning Water (653 posts) Mon Jan-30-06 11:11 AM
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27. OK, here's why
it won[t work. They don't have to prove they are not liars. You have to prove that they are. Now this can be done because, well, they are. But it has to be shown, not just yelling "liars". That proves nothing, and just makes those who make such a claim without substantiating it into something despicable. Innocent until proven guilty, ever hear of that? Put the proof out there. Concentrate on individual politicians for specific lies. Not generic BS.
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Catchawave (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-29-06 01:04 PM
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7. Understanding Rove's tactics....
Is repeat the lie often enough, people start believing it.
And we know how stupid/clueless/uninformed the majority of the voters are! I mean, Bush won the election based on who would you rather have a beer with
Just this week, we all thought Kerry was leading the filibuster from the ski slopes of Darvos ! He was at an economic conference...but the sheeple didn't bother to hear those details
They pretty much admitted THEY are the liars in this statement.
Let me get this straight. Dems tell good lies and Republicans tell bad lies. It isn't wrong to tell lies, it only depends on who is telling the lie? Didn't Molly Ivans say the same thing about Clinton. I think she said his lies were endearing so they were good lies.
Hey, I've got a grrrreat strategy for bringing down DUmmieland! Here goes:
This is your brain. (pic of someone FReeping, enjoying a nice cup of coffee, with a nice ordered desk and a loyal dog patiently sitting by the FReeper, waiting to be walked, and well behaved kids in the background apparently doing homework)
This is your brain on drugs. (pic of someone on DUmmieland, finishing off a big bowl of weed, with a cluttered desk and a dog looking up at the DUmmie, with a dog piles all over the place because he hasn't been walked in weeks, and welfare kids in the background using their homework to roll some joints of their own as they play their thousandth game of Doom, all of this as the DUmmie him/herself typing out, again, for the billionth time, "JUST KEEP SAYING REPUKES ARE LIERS, THEN WE WILL WIN IN 2008, YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET", with the all caps of course, since the other DUmmies just don't seem to be "getting" the logic. "If only they smoked weed, THEN they'd understand" the DUmmie thinks)
I think it'll work.
I like your strategy but you need to work on your spelling. Its too good!
A DUmmie admit to ANYTHING? Preposterous! (snicker)
Hey, DUmmie! Look up onus probandi in your Funk & Wagnall's, you anus probatus.
Top 100! Woohoo!
Yet, strangely, amid this plethora of Pubbie prevarication, you seem completely unable to offer any SPECIFICS.
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