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DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-06 ("I've got IT!"---DUmmie Finds BRILLIANT Way To Defeat GOP)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2006 | DUmmie Genius Up2Late, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/30/2006 7:32:51 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Watch out, Republicans! A DUmmie "genius" by the name of Up2Late has figured out a way to defeat you at the polls. You will be impressed by the incredible effectiveness of his ingenious plan which you can see on this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I've got IT!" For those of you who will remain unimpressed by DUmmie Up2Late's brilliant strategy, I guess you can chalk it up to a severe case of Alitosis on his part. This disease is currently rampaging throughout DUmmieland. The main symptom of Alitosis is a complete loss of rational faculties accompanied by a plunge into delusional fantasies. I expect the Alitosis disease to reach its fevered peak right after the filibuster vote scheduled for later today. So let us enjoy the DUmmie outbursts of Alitosis in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, welcoming Up2Late as the Democrat version of Karl Rove, is in the [brackets]:

I've got IT! And by "It" I mean the destroy the GOP strategy, that will...leed to the self-destruction of the GOP.

[Shhh...IT! So you've got IT! Oh do tell, DUmmie Up2Late. Enlighten us with your political strategy wisdom that will "leed" to the self-destruction of the GOP.]

The only problem is, we need a brave House or Senate Democrat who is relatively unknown (nationally), is willing to take a BIG political risk, has STRONG Democratic support at home, and who wouldn't mind possibly being chosen President of the United States in 2008 by popular consensus.

[Such a downer. A Senate Democrat has to take a political risk and all he gets in exchange is a lousy job as President. Continue...]

As I'm sure you know by now, the GOP has captured a Huge number of swing/undecided voters by doing one thing: They keep their message simple, though I think they may have made it so simple as to make it VERY deceptive. Duh, right?

[At least you are correct in the "DUh" part. Continue with your political enlightenment, DUmmie Up2Late.]

Here's the strategy. The GOP message is so over simplified that it can be easily proved as LIES! So let's just call them what they are, Lairs!

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!

[BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!! Karl Rove is now quaking in his boots at your discovery of a campaign strategy that will sweep away forever the EVIL Republicans from the political scene!]

Now I know, some of you are going to say, "But my Brother's a Republican, and HE'S not a Lier." Shut-up! Yes he is.

[All, ALL of the EVIL Republicans are "LIERS!!!" You think different? Shut up! They are ALL "liers!!!"]

And once we plant this simple truth in the MSM and the minds of the "undecided" voters, any Republican that claims He/She is NOT a lier will have to OFFER PROOF that they are NOT a lier, which, while doing so, will expose themselves and their fellow liars/Republicans as the lier they are.

[Hey Republican! You just shut up and try to prove you are not a "lier!" Every news report about Republicans will just assume they are "liers!" Every time a Republican tries to debate a Democrat, he must first try to prove he is not a "LIER!"]

If you need any proof of the FACT that Republicans are liars, just look around. Read the News from the last 5 years, everything they have said and done for the last 5 years is ALL based on Lies!

[And we don't need no stinkin' facts because we just assume that EVERYTHING the Republicans say are just a bunch of Lies! And not only are they "liers" but they are a bunch of lousy Poo-Poo Heads too!]

Yes, we might lose a few Democrats along the way, GOOD! I say Good riddens to them. They are a taint on the Democratic party. If this results in a house cleaning of corrupt Democrats too, I welcome it.

[Good "riddens" to the Democrats who don't want to call all Republicans "liers!"]

We need to STOP explaining how what we say is the truth, because what they say is ALL Lies, and it's time that the non-committed Democrats wake up to that fact. Let them try to explain why what they say is NOT a lie, they will only dig themselves deeper and deeper into the hole they are currently in.

[We don't need to waste our time arguing with Republicans. We just call them a bunch of "liers." Let them try to deny that they are "liers," oh, and lousy Poo-Poo Heads as well.]

So, for 2008: The Democratic party: The party of the Truth.

[I will now bask in the glow of DUmmie admiration as my fellow DUmmies tell me how BRILLIANT I am.]

Everybody knows Republicans lie about everything.

[Oh, that is an indisputable fact but DUmmie Up2Late has turned that fact into a political strategy for bringing down the EVIL Republicans. Sit at the feet of the Wise One and sip at the brilliant golden cup of his sage political analysis.]

Everyone knows, but still, it's not said often enough what liars they are. We need to take the offense, and this is one of the ways. Just like the other side made the phrase "flip flop" stick, we need to make the phrase "Republican liars" a part of American vocabulary. "Fox Republican News"...Never mention the word Fox without the word Republican next to it. "Republican liars"...Never mention one word without the other. If it's said often enough and in the right places, they're automatically guilty by association

[Whenever a Republican tries to argue with you, just place your hands over your ears and scream over and over and over again: "REPUBLICAN LIARS! REPUBLICAN LIARS! REPUBLICAN LIARS!" That's the way to win arguments with those lousy Poo-Poo Heads.]

The problem, of course, is the corporate media. Unless you have some other means of getting out the message. maybe just big billboards everywhere:

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS

[BRILLIANT! Those billboards will absolutely convince the majority of the voters because the message is INDISPUTABLE. Way to slam the Republicans!]

It will work be cause they ARE liars, and would have to prove they...are NOT. All Politicians lie in one way or another, the difference is, Democrats do it (or should) for the greater good, Republicans lie for the select few.

[Republicans tell BAD lies and Democrats tell only GOOD lies.]

Democrats who lie, do it for the RIGHT reasons...

[All Democrat lies are GOOD lies.]

No matter what happens with Alito this week, I think we must all stay engaged and find ways to keep on being "pro-active", especially in ways that challenge the far right in a very direct way.

[Such as billboards that say: "ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!"]


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To: SoothingDave
Just wait until tomorrow. The Judge Alito confirmation DUmmie threads will go down in history as one of the most hilarious of the year, maybe decade. PJ will have a problem deciding on just one or two threads as a funny example of DUmmie tantrums. Just the empty threat what revenge they're going to take on their party and Democrat leadership threads will number in the hundreds.
141 posted on 01/30/2006 1:03:28 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey, the DUmmie obviously put a lot of thought into this strategy. I think we at least owe him the respect of......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By the way, the DUmmie meltdown over the impending cloture vote is great entertainment. No doubt some outstanding issues of the FUnnies will come out of this one.


142 posted on 01/30/2006 1:25:38 PM PST by beans36 ("Truth, Justice and the American Way since 1961")
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To: beckysueb; gate2wire; franksolich; mikrofon; Cletus.D.Yokel; Cyclopean Squid; NRA1995; Petronski; ..
ALL LUTFISK-EATING REPUBLICANS ARE LYERS!


143 posted on 01/30/2006 1:37:26 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Lutfisk: The piece of cod that passes all understanding.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; Hillarys Gate Cult; PJ-Comix; SoothingDave
PJ, I don't know what you have in mind for a PM DUFU, but I think the thread(s) with the DUmmies getting their hopes up YET AGAIN, that the filibuster is back ON, could make for some FUn DUFUing. On again, off again, then back on again. . . . Pitt's recantations of his recantations. . . . What a roller-coaster ride this must be for them! Hahahaha!

ApocAlito Now!

144 posted on 01/30/2006 1:44:31 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (ApocAlito Now!)
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To: beans36
The DUmmie Ants' heads must be exploding! They don't even know who to be more mad against! All of DUmmieland is IMploding!

ApocAlito Now!

145 posted on 01/30/2006 1:47:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (ApocAlito Now!)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

They've locked out all but registered users!


146 posted on 01/30/2006 1:47:46 PM PST by NRA1995 (GOOOOOOO STEELERS!!!)
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To: beans36

DU has shut down allowing only registered users so we can't watch the fun.


147 posted on 01/30/2006 1:47:46 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: NRA1995

DANG! I'm registered, but I haven't donated. And I don't feel like giving Skinner and his wackos ONE D*MN DIME!!!


148 posted on 01/30/2006 1:57:45 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Without God all things are permissible." -- Dostoevsky)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Is it all mass suicides now that the Filibuster failed?


149 posted on 01/30/2006 2:15:34 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Without God all things are permissible." -- Dostoevsky)
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To: PJ-Comix

FILIBUSTED!!!

150 posted on 01/30/2006 2:19:54 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Without God all things are permissible." -- Dostoevsky)
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To: Charles Henrickson; All

"The first thing we do, is kill all the Lyers..."

151 posted on 01/30/2006 2:24:22 PM PST by mikrofon (DU be, or not DU be, is there a question?)
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To: beans36; Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix
Well, I understand that the filibuster failed by a 72-25 vote!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Now even though DUmmieland may be closed to all but registered users, we DO HAVE registered users among us. PJ, I hope you are among them! This is Schadenfreude time, big-time!

ApocAlito Now!

152 posted on 01/30/2006 2:38:31 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (ApocAlito Now!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Here is one for you PJ..."I just hugged my daughter close to my heart, went into the bathroom
and cried my eyes out. Good night Democracy." by MRSGRUMPPY arter the Alito vote....


153 posted on 01/30/2006 2:52:31 PM PST by Defendingliberty (www.gulagthebear.com)
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To: CSM
Don't you know, when BJC lied it was endearing. He would give us widdle clues when he was lying and that was so precious!

I know. It was SOOOOO easy to tell when BJC was lying: His lips were moving!

154 posted on 01/30/2006 3:24:43 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: Fintan
I see the gender reassignment surgery is coming along nicely.
155 posted on 01/30/2006 3:27:20 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: PJ-Comix
ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LAIRS!!!

Judging by this guy's IQ, he must be hiding in one right now.

156 posted on 01/30/2006 3:39:05 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Frank J

Just get on the Dummie Funnies ping list and enjoy the insanity. They are a hoot..and we can reply here without getting banned. DU doesn't like sanity.


157 posted on 01/30/2006 3:40:35 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow! Anyone who knows me can tell I cannot lie, since I am just lousy at it. If I ever try to, I am likely to say, "Ok! Here is how it really is." So, I probably need to switch parties now. But, then again, you know everything I just said has got to be a lie. A DUmmie said so, after all.


158 posted on 01/30/2006 3:46:46 PM PST by HungarianGypsy (`)
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To: MichiganConservative
WTF? Is that thing male or female? It has breasts and a beard!

Excessive pot smoking will cause a "man's" breasts to enlarge....(man boobies)

"OH, MAN! THE F'N DOG ATE MY STASH!!!! GET ME A BAGGIE AND A POOPER SCOOPER... I GOTTA GET MY STASH BACK...."

159 posted on 01/30/2006 3:48:37 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: dutch52

Dummie Funnies..


160 posted on 01/30/2006 3:48:48 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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