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DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-06 ("Revenge When We Take Back Power")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/24/2006 7:19:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix

I fell asleep early this evening and around the same time I dozed off, this DUmmie THREAD titled "Revenge When We Take Back Power" appeared. Well, I sure woke up fast when I spotted that thread and everybody else better WAKE UP as well. As Rush Limbaugh has said, when liberals are out of power they are FUnnie but when they are in power, they are DANGEROUS as you can see from their fantasies of REVENGE on this thread. Fortunately, Karl Rove has arranged for the nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008 to prevent the return of the Democrats to power but we must remain ever vigilant to the DUmmie intentions. As usual the fantasies of the DUmmie Chekha are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who hopes that others wake up to the DUmmie revenge fantasies, is in the [brackets]:

Revenge When We Take Back Power.

[Roving DUmmie Chekha bands will travel throughout country and take REVENGE on the EVIL Republicans for being conservative.

Yes. I want it. Use every tool the RW has exploited under the power of Shrub and turn it against them. Ten fold. Where to start?

[The DUmmie Chekhists, IF they ever return to power, would indict all the top Republicans and send them to the Hague as War Criminals. In DUmmieland this is considered a REASONABLE proposition.]

Now, they're building detention centers for us! It's time to treat this as a war, as Rove does. That's why the Reichwing wins every single battle, and mocks us.

[You are especially mocked, as now, in the DUmmie FUnnies. And WHERE are these detention centers being built? You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

IMO, Truth & Reconciliation Hearings might be best. People would have more of an inclination to cooperate and spill their guts that way.

[How generous of you. You won't send us to the Hague as War Criminals but ONLY if we confess to some sort of crimes against the DUmmies.]

Rescind all tax cuts to the wealthy, retroactively! Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along, retroactively! Companies who have outsourced American jobs will not be allowed to sell their products in the United States! Corporations who have cut wages of their workers while awarding themselves huge bonuses will RETURN every penny, to be distributed among the workforce - retroactively!

GOD, THIS IS FUN!!!!!

[A DUmmie having his version of "FUn" in the Alternate Reality.]

I don't think that would work since ex post facto laws are unconstitutional. But I guess this is just fantasy.

[As is the REST of this dopey thread.]

Revenge, AND plug up all the holes in the system that enable neofascism.

[A promotion for you in the Chekhist Commissariat.]

I WANT REVENGE for what they've put our country through. I want justice and restitution, call it what you will.

[How about if we call it "reparations" so you can sit in front of your keyboard for another 10 years without working.]

I was thinking we'd just shave all their heads. It worked for the French after WWII.

[And who took a slice out of your brain while shaving your head?]

I was just thinking that. Imagine seeing Anne Coulter with a shaved head and swaztika painted on her forehead.

[Seek clinical help. NOW!]

Justice Must Be Done. What they have done to this country is unforgiveable. Once in power, we will need to use every tool possible to expose the crimes that have been committed against this country. There MUST be accountability.

[There is already accountability for your crazed rantings by publicizing them right here in the DUmmie FUnnies, Drool Mouth.]

There are too many Republicans who, under the auspices of their beloved leader, have DAMAGED my country -- yes, MY country, not THEIRS. The past five years have not been 'politics as usual', with one side snapping at the other. You don't let TRAITORS walk away at the end of their tenure, with a wave of the hand and a, "Let's let bygones be bygones." As someone posted above, setting JUSTICE back on track is not REVENGE -- it will just SEEM LIKE IT to the deserving people who will get their just desserts ...

[It looks like your dirty T-shirt is soaking up your rabid foam.]

I doubt that power can be taken back in our lifetimes. Why should they give it up? They hold the cards. After Alito is installed they will hold ALL the cards. We won't get back to even, let alone control. Quit being silly, our democracy has been lost.

[Give up, NOW!]

I want CORRECTIVE tax rates on the wealthy! Bring back the top marginal rates before JFK lowered them in the 60's!

[Shhhh! Democrats, especially Ted Kennedy, HATE being reminded that it was JFK who lowered tax rates.]


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To: PJ-Comix
Revenge When We Take Back Power.

There, in a single sentence (or sentence fragment, if you prefer), is exactly why these people should never be allowed positions of authority. "Revenge" via the political system against those they perceive as enemies is bad enough. The idea that they can "take back power" shows that they're not interested in good government, but rather the power that positions of authority bring -- this is just as unsettling.

Fortunately, even if they win the White House in 2008, it looks to be a long time before they'll get majorities in either the Senate or House. And hopefully by then, Bush will have replaced all the USSC judges who are currently near retirement anyway. ;)

121 posted on 01/25/2006 8:14:05 AM PST by kevkrom
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To: Bahbah; PJ-Comix
Now, they're building detention centers for us!....

No more true now than it was then, but that won't stope (stope?) them.....

[You are especially mocked, as now, in the DUmmie FUnnies. And WHERE are these detention centers being built? You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

Shhhh! I used to work for Walmart. We built the detention centers in the basement.... Detainees are to be used for the cheap labor to make what Walmart sells, thus undercutting the Chinese....

DUmmies HATE this because they would have to perform ACTUAL MANUAL LABOR for the bare necessities to live (food, water, etc.) No "workie", no "lunchie".....

As an added bonus, ALL DUmmies will undergo "de-programing" as a condition of their stay, by listening to conservative talk radio 24-7....

Karl Rove had this planned even before Sam Walton built his first Walmart Superstore....The PERFECT ROVIAN SOLUTION!

122 posted on 01/25/2006 6:11:22 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: DJ MacWoW

That troll has now been zotted.


123 posted on 01/25/2006 6:13:59 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: dirtbiker

What a delightfully devious plot. The detention centers cannot be discovered from the air. How very Rovian.


124 posted on 01/25/2006 6:25:51 PM PST by Bahbah (An admitted Snow Flake and a member of Sam's Club)
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To: darkangel82
That troll has now been zotted.

That took awhile! LOL

125 posted on 01/25/2006 6:32:47 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

It happened around 4:00, when I wasn't here. I came back to check my pings and the troll had already been zotted.


126 posted on 01/25/2006 6:53:48 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: Bahbah
OMG, this is the same rumor that surfaced during the Viet Nam war. No more true now than it was then, but that won't stope them.

I remember reading in an article on the 30th Anniversary of Woddstock that the Army brought food in with choppers, and a lot of the hippies thought they were gunships sent to kill them all...Nixon wouldn't pass up a chance to eliminate 500,000 anti-war types, you see.

Dipsticks couldn't even figure out how to feed themselves.

127 posted on 01/25/2006 10:00:13 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (GOP Blend Coffee--"Coffee for Conservative Taste!" Go to www.gopetc.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
And WHERE are these detention centers being built? You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

They are more frequently called "prisons" and "asylums" by rational people.

128 posted on 01/26/2006 1:15:31 AM PST by Once-Ler (The rat 06 election platform will be a promise to impeach the President if they win.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I discovered Palma Luoca during a personal taste test. At a Latin market one day, I bought beers from all over South America to sample them. One bottle of each brand. Some were pretty good. However, when I got to the bottle of Palma Luoca, it was WAY BEYOND the other beers. So good that I thought I bought a freak bottle so I went back to the market to buy a six pack of the stuff. It wasn't a freak bottle. And ever since I have been a Palma Luoca drinker. No other beer comes close, IMHO

How far into the test were you before you got to the Palma? In my beer drinking days, after the 3rd it didn't matter if I was drinking panther pee.

129 posted on 01/26/2006 5:00:09 AM PST by SCALEMAN
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To: SCALEMAN

I spaced it out about an hour between beers. Then just to make sure I was accurate, I went back to the store a couple of days later and bought more Palma Luocas and learned that I wasn't wrong. BTW, I also ran taste tests against Kirin beer. I like Kirin beer but Palma Luoca still came out ahead when I compared the two.


130 posted on 01/26/2006 5:32:08 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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