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DUmmie FUnnies 10-11-05 ("Che's daughter backs the revolution")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/11/2005 8:39:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I was watching a documentary about Che Guevara last night and the thought occured to me that the fanatic COMMUNIST revolutionary was the type of person the DUmmies would like to be if they could ever escape the glow of their computer screens and actually DO something. Of course, in real life, the DUmmies can only fantasize about leading a Bolshevik Revolution. Make no mistake about it. The DUmmies REALLY don't want a small "d" democratic society. As you can see in this THREAD titled, "Che's daughter backs the revolution," the DUmmies make no secret of their admiration for the basic tenents of Bolshevism. Therefore, the DUmmie proclamations are in highly appropriate Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how long the DUmmies would last in Little Havana wearing Che T-Shirts, is in the [brackets]:

Che's daughter backs the revolution

[And so do most DUmmies as long as it is hard core Bolshevik Revolution.]

Che's daughter backs the revolution
From: Agence France-Presse From correspondents in Havana
October 10, 2005

SOCIALISM was still possible in Latin America, the daughter of Cuba's revolutionary hero Che Guevara has said.

["SOCIALISM." The polite way of saying "COMMUNISM."]

Aleida Guevara March, daughter of Argentine-born Ernesto "Che" Guevara, said leftist Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez inspired hope. In an interview 38 years after the death of her father, she said it was still possible to remove the right-wing from the region, specifically in Bolivia, Ecuador, El Salvador, Mexico, Nicaragua and Peru. "All that is needed is a good scalpel," Guevara March, 44, said. Like her father, she studied medicine.

[Like her father she is a hard core Commie. Oh, and what is her DUmmie screen name?]

Her father joined the Cuban revolution, led by Cuba's president, Fidel Castro, helping to topple the Havana government in 1959. Guevara died trying to export socialist revolution to Bolivia.

[Che Guevara showed up in Bolivia (at the instigation of Castro who wanted to get rid of him) and got NO support from the peasants there. Both Che and his DUmmie fantasies died there.]

His daughter said the US "has unleashed so much propaganda against Cuba and against socialism that many people are afraid of it".

[It must be that outstanding economic success of Cuba that strikes fear into us.]

"Hugo Chavez today could be an alternative, a possibility, but if one looks at the evolution of his Bolivarian Revolution, one sees that circumstances have forced him to be more and more radical because of US pressure," she said.

[Yeah, it is the USA that is forcing Chavez to nationalize steal private property. And now let us hear the DUmmie chorus chime in with "The Internationale in honor of their beloved Che Guevara...]

Scalpel? How about a good machete? I want capitalism toppled in this country as well!

[I give you an "A" for honesty my little Chekist.]

Cuba has obviously been the bastion of equality in Latin America for half a century. Latin America has been experiencing progress and improvement, but much more needs to be done, and much more will be accomplished. Justice will be found in the end.

[A DUmmie Bolshevik wishing for the Cuban economic "success" to spread to the rest of South America.]

Cuba is a shining example of hope and progress to the third world.

[And only the EVIL Republicans are keeping you from moving to the Workers Paradise.]

Given the choice between Socialism and the barbarism of capitalism, I choose Socialism.

[Thus spaketh the cyber Karl Marx.]

Also, if you look at socialist states of Cuba, Kerala and elsewhere, socialism works exceptionally well.

[Especially in North Korea.]

The dictatorship of the proletariat means exactly what it says: the power of the working class cannot be challenged by the capitalists. Dictatorship of the proletariat is the perfect democracy for all decisions and all power is made by the workers. Power flows upward from the democratically elected worker's committees at the factory floor, to popular committees elected in each city block.

[Thank you for that non-thought, DUmmie IndianaGreen (who also moderates in DUmmieland). BTW, the FUnniest thing about the dictatorship of the proletariat is that the relatives of two of the hardest core commie countries, Cuba and North Korea, seem to end up as the heirs apparent just as in the "reactionary" monarchies of feudal times. In Cuba, it is Castro's maricón brother, Raul, has been declared to be the next in line and in North Korea, Li'l Kim, succeeded his daddy. All in the "scientifically run" countries ruled by the dictatorship of the proletariat.]

Ironically Cuban socialism has decentralized power to people in communities more like the ancient Greek model of democracy whereas the US model patterns Rome.

[Ironically the decentralized power in Cuba has designated Castro's maricón brother as his heir apparent. Such a coincidence!]

¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre!

[¡Estas Loco por Siempre!]

Guevara is a true hero who sacrificed his life for the people of the world. His ideological stance was a product of the time; his efforts are the cure we need in much of the world. By the way, all this talk of "totalitarian socialism" is bunk. Go read a book about the 3.5 million Catalans and progressive Spaniards who built a system of syndicalo-anarchist communes to feed, educate and care for the poor during the Spanish Civil War.

[Go read the book "Homage To Catalonia" by George Orwell. The COMMUNISTS purged and executed the syndicalo-anarchists. Towards the end of the Spanish Civil war the COMMUNISTS were busier liquidating the anarchists than they were fighting Franco.]

the Cuban people are represented better than the American people. The system of government is truly one that is accountable and representative of its community.

[You've been watching a few too many of Lucia Newman's CNN reports from Cuba.]

Che was married twice & had a lover or two, but did NOT believe in promiscuity.

[That would put him at odds with Bubba.]

America is a racist country! America was born in racism! America remains in racism! This is why Americans refused to establish relations with Vietnam for as long as they did, it was because the white male egos were bruised from being beaten by little yellow people. This is why Americans also have an embargo against Cuba. The American white male egos were bruised by having their former island whorehouse decide that they were human after all and refuse to be exploited by Uncle Sam.

[DUmmie IndianaGreen is on a roll again. Tell us more about how much you hate America, oh DUmmie MODERATOR.]


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To: Horatio Gates
Power flows upward from the democratically elected worker's committees at the factory floor, to popular committees elected in each city block...

Castro sure does listen to those "worker's committees on the factory floor", doesn't he? I mean they were offered those nice rice cookers a couple months ago.

41 posted on 10/11/2005 9:14:53 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: Horatio Gates

I have long suspected that among the garden variety morons populating the DU, there are foreign intrests promoting revolution and violence.

However I suspect that DUmmieville is closely monitored by the good guys.


42 posted on 10/11/2005 9:19:37 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The dictatorship of the proletariat means . . .

Backwards squalor, dis-incentivized entrepeneurs, no risk-taking ventures that create productivity and profits, poor jobs, little room for advancement, the squashing of ideas, leadership, and creativity. . . .

43 posted on 10/11/2005 9:21:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Socialism/Communism is oppressive.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Re: the "dictatorship of the proletariat:




Woman: I didn't know we had a king... I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Dennis: You're foolin' yourself. We're livin' in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...

Woman: (interrupting) Oh there you go, bringing class into it again...

Dennis: That's what it's all about! If only people would...

Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Woman: No one lives there.

Arthur: Then who is your lord?

Woman: We don't have a lord.

Arthur: What?

Dennis: I told you. We're an anarcho-cynicalist commune. We take it in turns to sort of act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

Arthur: Yes.

Dennis: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...

Arthur: Yes I see.

Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...

Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

Arthur: I am your king!

Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!

Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

[Angelic music plays...]

Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!

Dennis: (interrupting) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Arthur: SHUT UP!

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Arthur: SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP! [Grabs Dennis]

Dennis: Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Arthur: SHUT UP!

Dennis: Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Arthur: (muttering) Bloody peasant!

Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressin' me? You saw it, didn't you?


44 posted on 10/11/2005 9:22:05 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies are stuck on a special kind of stupid.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Backwards squalor, dis-incentivized entrepeneurs, no risk-taking ventures that create productivity and profits, poor jobs, little room for advancement, the squashing of ideas, leadership, and creativity. . . .

That's music to DUmmie ears.

45 posted on 10/11/2005 9:25:22 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies are stuck on a special kind of stupid.)
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To: cripplecreek
I have long suspected that among the garden variety morons populating the DU,

I believe Lenin refered to those types as "useful idiots."

46 posted on 10/11/2005 9:25:39 AM PDT by Horatio Gates (Ski Tibet!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dictatorship of the proletariat is the perfect democracy for all decisions and all power is made by the workers.

If the "workers" at McDonald's made all the decisions, the service would be even worse than it already is. I'd rather have the wrong hamburger than no hamburger at all.

47 posted on 10/11/2005 9:26:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Proles are proles for a reason.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dictatorship of the proletariat is the perfect democracy for all decisions and all power is made by the workers.

Never had a blue collar job, have you?
48 posted on 10/11/2005 9:26:18 AM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: PJ-Comix

Judi Lynn loves her some commie dictators. I see her on all the dictators-R-great threads.

I wonder why she doesn't move to one of those great enlightened countries?


49 posted on 10/11/2005 9:28:35 AM PDT by eyespysomething (Historically accurate, not politically correct.)
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To: nina0113
So WHY are you still HERE? LEAVE already.

He's waiting for that DUAC phone call. So much to do!

50 posted on 10/11/2005 9:29:21 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
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To: CSM; Tijeras_Slim
with apologies for stealing from Tijeras_Slim...

Goo Che, Goo Che, Goo...


51 posted on 10/11/2005 9:29:23 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: r-q-tek86

Hey, I stole it from Fintan! :)


52 posted on 10/11/2005 9:32:21 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Image hosted by TinyPic.com Aleida Guevara March
53 posted on 10/11/2005 9:33:40 AM PDT by Old Seadog (Birthdays start out being fun. But too many of them will kill you..)
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To: PJ-Comix
the ancient Greek model

Helen of Thomas?


54 posted on 10/11/2005 9:34:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Helen of Thomas: The face that launched a thousand quips.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Fintan

I've been laughing at this ever since I saw it. Every now and then the image will cross my mind and it cracks me up all over again.

Good work Fintan!


55 posted on 10/11/2005 9:34:31 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: PJ-Comix

It's amazing how the legend of Che lives on, almost 40 years after his death. Just goes to show you what a little sex appeal will do for ya even after you're dead.


56 posted on 10/11/2005 9:34:49 AM PDT by Ciexyz (Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I love that Che's Toes gif!

Che-Mart has also done outstanding work in ridiculing that mass-murdering communis coward.


57 posted on 10/11/2005 9:37:18 AM PDT by Travis McGee (--- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com ---)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Guevara is a true hero who sacrificed his life for the people of the world."

LOL. How many people of the world did he execute?


58 posted on 10/11/2005 9:39:52 AM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Ciexyz
Sex appeal?

Looks like the guy who just emptied my septic tank.

59 posted on 10/11/2005 9:40:49 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies are stuck on a special kind of stupid.)
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To: PJ-Comix
the Cuban people are represented better than the American people. The system of government is truly one that is accountable and representative of its community.

Yes, in Cuba they have VOTER-TERRIFIED PAPER BALLOTS!

60 posted on 10/11/2005 9:41:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (And metal bullets.)
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