Posted on 06/09/2005 5:05:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, How is Andy doing? at 6:50 AM this morning was enter cancer into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdys supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning cancer, is in the [brackets]:
How is Andy doing?
[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]
I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?
[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]
Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.
[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]
Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.
[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]
I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.
[Youve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasnt slept since April.]
This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!
[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]
HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...
[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruths Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]
Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.
[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]
pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.
[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST pancreatic cancer patient in history.]
Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!
[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]
I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.
[Yeah, all that chemotherapy is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]
for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.
[Dont hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]
Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.
[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]
Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.
[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]
Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.
[Dont give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]
Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.
[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]
Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.
[Careful careful. It is okay to use the vague term thing but DONT use the word cancer or it could mean your tombstoning.]
Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.
[Scamdys next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]
I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.
[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]
Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works
[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]
I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...
[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]
OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.
[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]
He mentioned radiation and chemo. But there was never anything posted describing the operation. Exactly what was done, or removed. At one point I think WillArmpit said that he could have one of two kinds of cancer, but after that the clamps have been on. Absolutely no mention of the pathology report since the surgery.
All of this leads one to believe that something with the final results does not jive with the original 'Andy's gonna die of pancreatic cancer' fund raiser shill.
If it all jived, then the FOA would be singing and dancing over at DU, and posting about the miracle of the fund raiser that saved his life. They apparently don't want to mention anything about pancreatic cancer.
What raivyn said.
" I fit in better at Kos."
Is that turdbag still saying he hopes more American soldiers die?
As I was about to say earlier before my computer started acting up, if you want meanspiritedness, check the DUmmie thread at the top of my profile page or see mopaul's venomous rant at the news of Pres. Reagan's passing. That's meanspiritedness. This is having a few laughs at some mental midgets who still won't admit they've been had.
Welcome to FR!
May your stay be a good one.
If you actually read the threads and COMPREHEND what is said, you will learn that we truly dislike people using other people, in this case Andy using the well-intentioned folks at DU.
Many of you thought that you were contributing to a good cause, but after proof was shown of FRAUD, your posters torched the questioners instead of listening to their reasoning.
It is funny because you follow so blindly. What you see here as spewing bile, we see as constructive debate. We are actually OK with heated arguments as long as they are backed with good reasoning.
You have already decided what the TRUTH is, whether you are right or not. Maybe something that was thought to be cancer turned out not to be after further inspection, but by that time the money was already raised and he was at John Hopkins. What would you have him do? Tell JH nevermind and go back home? If the money was raised thinking it was cancerous, and it turned out not to be, so what. The guy is still ailing, and the people that gave the money had no misgivings about the surgery anyhow. They are helping out someone who means something to them. You are no better than them. You ASSUME he is lying and base all of your rants on that.
I think it's time for a zot.
Great cartoon!
benburch Thu Jun-09-05 12:17 AM Original message
Rumors of my Tombstoning have been greatly exaggerated!
Seems somehow the FReeps are reporting that I got diced and sliced here.
Since you are used to visiting such a teeny place like DU, you probably wouldn't know that the DUmmie FUnnies has a ping list of almost 700!.....so there are a LOT of people who like to visit THIS place! People who prefer the truth over being scammed by a World Class Con Man like Scamdy Andy!
It's a lot of responsibility...
Given the absence of any evidence to back up the fundraising claims and the timeline of lies and changes in schedule utterly inconsistent with a diagnosis of a very dangerous cancer, the truth that this is some type of scam is evident.
Maybe something that was thought to be cancer turned out not to be after further inspection, but by that time the money was already raised and he was at John Hopkins.
Then it should be easy to show a diagnosis from a biopsy or some such indicating cancer from before the fundraising started. At the very least, an honest person would have said "I got some really bad results, I might have cancer and I need it checked out."
Not, "I'm going to die from cancer unless I get this one procedure at this one hospital across the continent."
What would you have him do? Tell JH nevermind and go back home? If the money was raised thinking it was cancerous, and it turned out not to be, so what.
He could be honest. He could say "I thought it might be malignant and spreading, but it isn't, alleluia!" He could have been honest from the beginning, saying "I might have cancer, but they won't know for sure until I have this procedure."
I think this is the true case. He had some type of medical problem, which might have turned out to be cancer. By the time he found out it was not cancer, he had already gotten so many people involved in his "I need $10 or I'm gonna die from cancer" fundraising that he could not or would not come clean.
The complete silence now about the "tumor" and what was found in his procedure speaks volumes.
SD
Chill out. It's not necessary to zot everyone who doesn't agree with you.
SD
What is wrong with you people? You think you can make light of something as serious as pancreatic cancer? And then not get called on it?
Disease seems to be some sort of circus to you people. Andy's the one who charged admission to his own death defying act, with SFEXPAT as the Ring Master misdirecting the dumb hick DU townies as an assorted cast of freaks and clowns emptied their pockets.
Then he pleads with all the dumb hick townies to politicize his plight and he tops it all off by belting out a show tune after 7 and a half HOURS of surgery.
And now you're saying that all dumb hick townies should be taken advantage of? Is that right?
Well of course, without fraud there wouldn't be a democrat Governor of WA state right now, so I can see how you would want to protect even the vilest scammers and con men. As long as they're for socialized everything.
Why trembles honesty and like a murderer,
Why seeks he refuge from the frowns of his immortal station,
Must the generous tremble & leave his joy to the idle: to the pestilence!
That mock him? who commanded this, what God? what Angel!
To keep the gen'rous from experience till the ungenerous
Are unrestrained performers of the energies of nature;
Till pity is become a trade, and generosity a science,
That men get rich by, and the sandy desart is giv'n to the strong
--William Blake, America a Prophecy, plate 13
That is what has fueled my disbelief in Andy's claim all along. My grandfather died from pancreatic cancer, and from the time he was initially diagnosed to the time he actually died, it was like 6 months!
Granted that was about 25 years ago, but pancreatic cancer remains one of the most lethal forms of cancer. There is simply no WAY that this grifter is sick with pancreatic cancer. Not with his post operative reports. No way he'd be eating as much as he is, and/or feeling as good as he does.
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