Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Omigosh, those people are LOONS!
That all sounds like very entertaining reading. I didn't even know they had an astrology forum! I gotta go see it.
It's amazing, we have a close race in WA that we know the Pubbie won, we go to court, try to prove the case on actual evidence. They have psychics telling them they really won, the tarot cards prove it. Then some other idiot chimes in that she had a vision that something big is going to happen and throw Bush out of office.
Go to Discussion Forums\DU Groups\Astrology,Spirituality & Alternative Healing Group.
Have fun! :-D
I'm having a hard time seeing through my tears of laughter!
Evidence? We don't need no steenkin' evidence!
9 of swords, ace of cups -- I wonder which suit is "trump"?
:-D
has anyone else "picked up" any info on who our next Pres. will be? All together now......start your channeling now! LOL
Check out this thread ("The June Planets"):
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x7806
Bolton and DeLay both get a mention.
Is this really even a sentence? Frist and Bolton better lay low until June 28th! BWAHAHAHA!
Good Lord! No wonder this country is in the shape it's in being infested with this vermin.
Then there's this gem from Pallas180:
And Jupiter is aligning with Mars on my bookmark.
Good night, all!
Good night.
No DUmmie sightings so far in the Silence of the Scams forum. There are a couple of nemes I don't recognize, but they haven't introduced themselves yet.
I remember a long, long time ago, there was an astrology thread on Hitlery's natal chart on FR. It was so long ago, I doubt it is in the archive.
I wish I could remember enough to post something intellegent about it, but I do not even remember who did the chart.
Having very little experience with male restrooms myself (and trying to be the helpful mother...LOL), I said in my innocent mom voice, "Well, honey, don't you think it would be a little awkward to have someone next to you who was there because they "felt" like a man or a guy in a dress because they couldn't use the women's room...isn't it better if they have a restroom of their own?"
He said "MOM (you know the voice...I really DON'T want to talk about this stuff with my mother), we don't exactly stand around and look at each other."
I said, "Well don't you think you'd notice a 6' blonde in a red dress and heels standing next to you lifting his dress?"
He said, "Geez mom, where do you come up with this stuff. I gotta do my homework!" Went into his room and haven't seen him since. I love boys...they embarrass so easy!!
Of course with everything its been through today, my computer is going to have to be steam cleaned.
Cindie
I just noticed your tag line! Dr Phibes is one of my favorites! I also like Theater of Blood a lot too, Shakespeare, Vincent Price, Diana Rigg, what more could you ask for in a film?
The hatred over there has to be pathological. We never hated Clinton and democrats the way they hate Bush and republicans. Not even close.
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