Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
OK, DUmmieland scouts! You heard the man! Is there anything going on in the Ant Farm related to the AndyScam? Have there been any Andy postings, sightings, or even mentions, since the DU thread at the start of this DUFU? Let PJ know!
With DUmmieland in "LOCK! BAN! DELETE!" mode--"The Silence of the Scams"--and with CU also now in lockdown, where is UndieCo going to go to post any new "documents" or put forward any spin? Are the Andyliners too cowardly to dare show up here?
Where's Andy?
Exactly. It was like they were the cool kids and we were the geeks. Someboy said they were just mad because the cool kids were posting other stuff and the geeks weren't paying any attention to it. Can't have that now can we?
Maybe you should look into Lisinopril. BTW, exactly what is a Beta Blocker?
I don't have the slightest where that padding stuff came from. Hope it didn't hurt everyone's eyes to bad!
My sentiments exactly!
Exactly right.
The constant lamentations of the mods was like listening to nails on a chalkboard. If they weren't starting flamefests, they were complaining about having to "clean up", that they were bored with topic, that new people shouldn't just be posting on those threads, blah blah blah.
It reminded me of a person who does you a "favor" and then constantly reminds you they did it to the point where you wish they'd never bothered and you just did it yourself. Some favor, "allowing" us in their living room just to throw rocks and bile at us, lol.
In all of our Andy threads here, probably around 14,000+ posts, I think we've had one comment by a mod, just telling someone to knock of personal attacks. One comment out of that many posts. On CU the mods infested every single thread derailing the discussion, moving posts, locking, unlocking, etc.
Thank God for FR!
Warning!!! Don't take a sip of your soda when reading Charles' posts! Hahaha!
BTW, OT, but have you always lived in CA? Where did you pick up "soda"? I was born and raised in Chicago and always have said "pop" or at most "soda pop." I married a St. Louisan and now live in St. Louis and the locals here say "soda" when they mean "pop." To me, a "soda" has ice cream in it and you get it at a soda fountain.
I just checked DUmmieland. NOTHING. It looks like a total lockdown on anything to do with Scamdy. In fact I haven't even seen any Scamdy posts over there (if you see them, then link them). Strange. You would think that they would be CELEBRATORY over there since Pitt supposedly posted documents "proving" that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer. Instead they are completely MUM on the subject of Scamdy, hoping it will just go away. Sorry DUmmies but it WON'T go away.
I used to say "Coke", but switched to the more generic "soda" when coke took on a whole different meaning than what I meant.
Well, the deal about Clare Booth Luce, more than just her aesthetic appearance, was that in person, she was a witty, charming conversationalist.
Which is probably why the dull, taciturn Henry Luce was first attracted to her; she could carry the "socializing" part of life for him, while he tended to business.
Our computer personas are usually different from our real-life personas; in real life, the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" would be the life of the party, as compared with me.
I think it goes back to that age-old dilemma, where one is absent something, and seeks someone who has that something.
Well, I must be the exception to the rule, because I'm really smart in person too. :)
But he does have over 8,000 edresses, and that was before sfexpat2000 collected a whole new bunch for him since April 28. If you're gonna live off the donation gravy train, you've got to have a mailing list. So maybe he will go from being "Scamdy" to "Spamdy."
It was pathetic to see actually! No desire to post to a board with so many power happy mods looking to start s#!t!
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