DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-05 ("Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Falling into a coma while watching a Super Bowl game is a strange experience. It happened to me last night. Yesterday afternoon I came down with a cold that got worse and worse. By the time the Super Bowl started I was barely on the conscious side of comatose while lying on my couch trying to watch the game. Basically I was falling into and out of consciousness during the first half of the game, barely aware of what was real and what wasn’t. My last lucid thought about the Super Bowl was the ceremony honoring the veterans, including the military currently serving in Afghanistan and Iraq. At that point I JUST KNEW this was going to irk the DUmmies as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?” As usual, the DUmmie whines are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still recuperating from a touch of the flu, is in the [brackets]:

Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?

[Gee. I wonder what the answer to that question is going to be? Such a toughie.]

yes my husband. he just turned off the superbowl to watch sci-fi channel.

[What was on the sci-fi channel? “Attack of the Forty Foot Bolshevik?”]

The false appearance of national unity the fraudulent linkage of a sordid colonial war to WWII. If our national prestige could fall any lower with our traditional allies this will do it.

[Yeah. Our traditional allies are going to be influenced by the Super Bowl.]

I know, it's insulting to those who fought in WWII for them to use WWII to glorify the imperialist wars of Iraq and Afghanistan.

[I thought the Democrat talking point was that being in Afghanistan was correct but Iraq was wrong. Thanx for the clarification since you have shown that the DUmmies think even going after Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan was bad.]

I'm glad I am not watching it. I used to be a loyal football fan--no more. I suspected this fascist overview would reign--sports events are susceptable to propagandist devices now. If it is true--I shy away, much as I like sports.

[Maybe you should become a curling fan.]

It's the 1936 Berlin Olympics Redux

[And that is Leni Riefenstahl’s camera you’re feeling up your butt.]

amazed. disgusted. and somewhat sickened. kind of like Germany and the nazi Olympics... or what I would have expected in communist Russia in the days of old...spreading the "freedom" bs a bit thick and deep and the militaristic rah-rahs gave me a nauseating jolt. have turned off the telly at this point. Frankly i would have preferred another Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction...

[This year we were treated to a DUmmie mental malfunction.]

IT IS SICKENING... I used to live in Jacksonville and I can't believe the way in which the bush fascist empire has taken over a previously incredibly healthy get together sports time in jacksonville...There will be true celebration on the streets of MURRRIKKKAHHHH the day the bush fascist empire falls...as it has always happened anywhere when dictatorships of the right or of the left fall.

[Election Day must have been tough for you. Very tough.]

The Super Bowl is tonight? Wow, guess I just forgot....Have they scored any home runs yet?

[No but the hockey puck got slammed into your head.]

[Choose Ye This Day]

given their superior intellect and keen awareness, the most patriotic thing they can do for us intellectually challenged, troop-loving, warmongers is point out when we're being too patriotic!

LOL! Well-said!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I was going to ask why you didn't choose the DUmmie thread about their reaction to the Bud soldiers at the airport commercial which had similar comments. Just found out that they deleted the post as it got too anti American even for them.

[franksolich]

No, sir, it means we are being entertained by some of the most flatulent frauds God ever created.

It can get funny at times, watching a DUmmie giving a try at "youngkidspeak," and shortly thereafter, reminesce about George McGovern, and what fun it was, working in his campaign.....in 1972.

[visualops]

Michael Savage may sometimes have a screw loose, but that's something he has always contended- and he's right- that liberalism is a mental illness.

[najida]

They look for reasons to be miserable.

And they are finding them!

[granite]

[KJC1]

Some of these DUmmies are so far gone, it might just be permanent.

They couldn't be bigger hypocrites if they tried. During the pre-game show, the DUmmies were giddy that John Fogerty played "Fortunate Son" and were delighted that Paul McCartney would be entertaining, saying, "I hope he plays 'Imagine' and 'Revolution'!"

In other words, they desperately wanted the Super Bowl to be an anti-war politicized event. But when Charlie Daniels came on they went ape-sh*t, and then came unglued when our troops were honored.

This explains perfectly their problem with FoxNews. Having both sides is unacceptable. They don't want ANYONE'S viewpoint allowed on the airwaves that isn't toeing the loony left's ideology. Balance to them is all libspeak, all the time...and anything less is fascist "nationalism."

P.S. Hope you feel better soon, PJ!

[HungarianGypsy]

Aww! You sound like my 5 year old son during the game. He really wanted to see it, but was so sick he was just staring off into space.

[Roscoe Karns]

DUmmie Monitoring Center
Schadenfreude index :
current reading 77.3

..... just in...latest dispatch from agent pj_comix..... schadenfreude data following ...........huge uptick detected in dummie dementia, hallucination, hysteria, witless moonbattiness and herpes......dummie hate glands swollen to eye-bulging, vein-popping full capacity ......dummie depression levels constant at negative 6,000,000...75% placed on suicide watch...........[transmit to mr rove and adjust schadenfreude index accordingly]..............[end]

**Revising Shadenfreude Index**

New reading 92.5

[Petronski]

LOL

[peacebaby]

"bush fascist empire," "fascist overview," "imperialist wars of Iraq and Afghanistan," " dictatorships of the right," "false appearance of national unity"

The writer is spoiled. If writer grew up in a fascist, dictatorship, imperialist society, he or she would know the difference between a free society and a fascist one. I suggest the writer get the hell out of the US.

Lack of patriotism makes me want to puke.

[dr_pat]

...episode of "American Dad." Anybody else see that?

I watched that, PJ, and thought it was sorta funny in a biased-to-the-left kinda way. I thought the funniest bit was God hanging up on President Bush because he "had to take a call" from Cheney. Then God answered the second call, "Yes, Boss?"

The skewed goldfish I didn't get, but it was fun seeing it try to peer up American Mom's skirt or down her blouse.

[DJ MacWoW]

DUmmies believe that they are "citizens of the world" when in fact they are propaganda believing fools who have no idea of the REAL world. They read Al Jazeera and are naive and brainless enough to buy every word of it as truth.

They believe they love America yet believe her enemies lies. They are a danger to our very existence because they are so blinded to truth by hate and stupidity.

[planekT]

...I went to King Buffet where I ate too many oysters with sauce on them and I think the sauce gave me some acid reflux so didn't feel like DUFUing after that...

We understand. You need a strong stomach to troll dummieland. :-)

Get well soon!

[nutmeg]

These DUmmies are unreal. Thanks so much for your work on these DU threads and on the ping list... great job! :-)

[Annie03]

The DU pulled that thread...lol

[freedumb2003]

Good thing we captured it

Thanks for the info

[Annie03]

Sounds like the flu :(. Take care and feel better soon.

[RetroWarrior]

I can be stupid sometimes, Just look at this http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1337139/posts?page=3#3

Not even someone a stupid as me would object to the 'nationalism in the Super Bowl.'

[Dashing Dasher]

That (Soldiers in the Airport/Applause thing) was the BEST commercial all night!
I knew it was A/Busch just seconds into it.

Does this mean I have to drink Budweiser?

Argh!