[Roscoe Karns]

DUmmie Monitoring Center
Schadenfreude index :
current reading 77.3

..... just in...latest dispatch from agent pj_comix..... schadenfreude data following ...........huge uptick detected in dummie dementia, hallucination, hysteria, witless moonbattiness and herpes......dummie hate glands swollen to eye-bulging, vein-popping full capacity ......dummie depression levels constant at negative 6,000,000...75% placed on suicide watch...........[transmit to mr rove and adjust schadenfreude index accordingly]..............[end]

**Revising Shadenfreude Index**

New reading 92.5

[lutz]

Mwahahaaaaaa~!!! That's great!

And PJ, I hope you feel better soon!

[Purrcival]

Hee hee - now, that's just cold. But I love it! :-D

DUmmie Suicice Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON

Who was it a few weeks ago who posted what might be the "on hold" music for the hotline? Van Halen w/David Lee Roth on lead vocals:

So I say jump
[JUMP!]
Might as well jump...

Pricelesss...

[luvie]

dummie hate glands swollen to eye-bulging, vein-popping full capacity ......