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DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-05 ("Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/07/2005 6:00:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Falling into a coma while watching a Super Bowl game is a strange experience. It happened to me last night. Yesterday afternoon I came down with a cold that got worse and worse. By the time the Super Bowl started I was barely on the conscious side of comatose while lying on my couch trying to watch the game. Basically I was falling into and out of consciousness during the first half of the game, barely aware of what was real and what wasn’t. My last lucid thought about the Super Bowl was the ceremony honoring the veterans, including the military currently serving in Afghanistan and Iraq. At that point I JUST KNEW this was going to irk the DUmmies as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?” As usual, the DUmmie whines are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still recuperating from a touch of the flu, is in the [brackets]:

Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?

[Gee. I wonder what the answer to that question is going to be? Such a toughie.]

yes my husband. he just turned off the superbowl to watch sci-fi channel.

[What was on the sci-fi channel? “Attack of the Forty Foot Bolshevik?”]

The false appearance of national unity the fraudulent linkage of a sordid colonial war to WWII. If our national prestige could fall any lower with our traditional allies this will do it.

[Yeah. Our traditional allies are going to be influenced by the Super Bowl.]

I know, it's insulting to those who fought in WWII for them to use WWII to glorify the imperialist wars of Iraq and Afghanistan.

[I thought the Democrat talking point was that being in Afghanistan was correct but Iraq was wrong. Thanx for the clarification since you have shown that the DUmmies think even going after Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan was bad.]

I'm glad I am not watching it. I used to be a loyal football fan--no more. I suspected this fascist overview would reign--sports events are susceptable to propagandist devices now. If it is true--I shy away, much as I like sports.

[Maybe you should become a curling fan.]

It's the 1936 Berlin Olympics Redux

[And that is Leni Riefenstahl’s camera you’re feeling up your butt.]

amazed. disgusted. and somewhat sickened. kind of like Germany and the nazi Olympics... or what I would have expected in communist Russia in the days of old...spreading the "freedom" bs a bit thick and deep and the militaristic rah-rahs gave me a nauseating jolt. have turned off the telly at this point. Frankly i would have preferred another Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction...

[This year we were treated to a DUmmie mental malfunction.]

IT IS SICKENING... I used to live in Jacksonville and I can't believe the way in which the bush fascist empire has taken over a previously incredibly healthy get together sports time in jacksonville...There will be true celebration on the streets of MURRRIKKKAHHHH the day the bush fascist empire falls...as it has always happened anywhere when dictatorships of the right or of the left fall.

[Election Day must have been tough for you. Very tough.]

The Super Bowl is tonight? Wow, guess I just forgot....Have they scored any home runs yet?

[No but the hockey puck got slammed into your head.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; pridestompers; superbowl
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To: PJ-Comix

And this is exactly why I say any attempt to bring the left into NASCAR is a failure before it gets off the ground.


21 posted on 02/07/2005 6:12:53 AM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: Nataku X

It's trendy, it's hip, it's cool, among the DUmmies to pretend to be British or French or Canadian or somesuch; anything other than what they are, American.

But we all know most of them live right here in the Good Old United States--the only place in the world, the only culture, the only society, that would allow them to merely exist--usually in a dark damp corner of the basement.


22 posted on 02/07/2005 6:13:38 AM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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To: PJ-Comix

How about federal legislation banning the American flag or red-white-and-blue balloons from the next Democratic convention.


23 posted on 02/07/2005 6:13:41 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

To see just how evil these folks can get, see how they felt about A/Busch's tribute to American Heros (the Soldiers in the Airport and applaus thing):

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1337499/posts

Remember to click the image to see the actual thread


24 posted on 02/07/2005 6:14:24 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Don't bring a moped to a car fight)
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To: PJ-Comix

And they wonder why people reject them. 40 more years! 40 more years!


25 posted on 02/07/2005 6:14:31 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: franksolich
I am sure the DUmmies would gripe about a cure for cancer.

They would if George W. Bush came up with it! They would deem it to be a Carl Rove plot.
26 posted on 02/07/2005 6:15:27 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: PJ-Comix

Two more reasons for our leftist friends to hate the superbowl. The Patriots represent the the soldiers who fought for the freedom of our country and the Eagles represent the symbol of our country.

How's that for Nationalism. Maybe Rove arranged this meeting.


27 posted on 02/07/2005 6:16:23 AM PST by CriticalJ (Ecc 10:2 A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think the next step for the left should be suing the NFL to ban the name of the "Patriots." I am sure this would make them feel much better.


28 posted on 02/07/2005 6:18:13 AM PST by squidward
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To: franksolich

Sounds about right...

Among the geekiest of the geeks... we have a term, "egg", to denote those who are white on outside, and yellow on the inside... IE, those who think Japan is the greatest place on Earth and emulate it in many ways.

I'm trying to come up with a similar term for DUmmies and Michael Moore style liberals who think that Europe is the best thing since sliced bread, even to the point of adopting speech patterns.


29 posted on 02/07/2005 6:19:03 AM PST by Nataku X (Food for Thought: http://web2.airmail.net/scsr/)
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To: Hoodlum91

"Is there anything they won't complain about?"

The second coming of Bill Clinton; a Kerry or Gore presidency; President Bush's impeachment....


30 posted on 02/07/2005 6:21:57 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: PJ-Comix
Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?

Patriotism appalls the DUnatics.

That's because patriotism appalls traitors.

31 posted on 02/07/2005 6:22:39 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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To: Nataku X; franksolich

I call them DUnatics.


32 posted on 02/07/2005 6:23:21 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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To: Fenris6
Why do these people choose to live in America?

Because there's a whole country to destroy!

33 posted on 02/07/2005 6:24:01 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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To: Lazamataz; Fenris6; Nataku X; JLO

You're probably right, there, Lazamataz; "because there's a whole country to destroy."

I am sure psychologists and psychiatrists have mentioned the subject too many times to count--about how there are two sorts of people, those who build and those who tear down.

From reading the pharmaceuticals DUmmies brag about "having to take," one speculates many of them are in the "tear down" category.


34 posted on 02/07/2005 6:29:29 AM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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To: Nataku X

They view themselves as "Globalists" rather than Americans which means they try to talk like Europeans.


35 posted on 02/07/2005 6:35:22 AM PST by Jackson57
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To: franksolich
Like I said, I was pretty much out of it during the Super Bowl due to a really bad cold/flu. I completely passed out sometime during halftime. Anyway, I woke up a few hours later and enjoyed "The Simpsons" episode where Homer got a job as a choreographer of really obnoxious endzone antics. This was followed by an episode of "American Dad." Anybody else see that? The funniest things about that show were two characters. One was an alien houseguest who sounded like Paul Linde. I cracked up when he fell backwards onto the breakfast table and yelled something like, "And now I've got a bearclaw jammed up my ass!" The other hilarious character was a perverted German pet goldfish.

I passed out again before the end of that latter show but I thought it was very funny.

36 posted on 02/07/2005 6:40:39 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Frankly i would have preferred another Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction...

Frankly most DUmmies would have preferred a Michael Jackson wardrobe malfunction.

Or, more likely, a Janet Reno wardrobe malfunction. [shudder!]

37 posted on 02/07/2005 6:41:45 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day (America is a great country. 38 million illegal aliens can't be wrong.)
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To: franksolich

Out of curiousity, sir, do they use British spellings and the metric system?

I've noticed their openness about their psychological drug use on my few visits there too. We have Freepers on SSRIs here but we don't use it as a badge of pride.


38 posted on 02/07/2005 6:42:16 AM PST by Nataku X (Food for Thought: http://web2.airmail.net/scsr/)
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To: PJ-Comix

Are you OK now? And losing conciousness isn't exactly a normal symptom of a cold.


39 posted on 02/07/2005 6:43:32 AM PST by Nataku X (Food for Thought: http://web2.airmail.net/scsr/)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm probably going to come back later and vivisect these twits, but my first impression?

So...if we have a tribute to the troops at a football game, we're just like the Nazis. But you DUmmies support the troops and we shouldn't ever question your patriotism. Got ya.

40 posted on 02/07/2005 6:44:23 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (A woman needs abortion like a fish needs a bicycle.)
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