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DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-05 ("Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/07/2005 6:00:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Falling into a coma while watching a Super Bowl game is a strange experience. It happened to me last night. Yesterday afternoon I came down with a cold that got worse and worse. By the time the Super Bowl started I was barely on the conscious side of comatose while lying on my couch trying to watch the game. Basically I was falling into and out of consciousness during the first half of the game, barely aware of what was real and what wasn’t. My last lucid thought about the Super Bowl was the ceremony honoring the veterans, including the military currently serving in Afghanistan and Iraq. At that point I JUST KNEW this was going to irk the DUmmies as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?” As usual, the DUmmie whines are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still recuperating from a touch of the flu, is in the [brackets]:

Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?

[Gee. I wonder what the answer to that question is going to be? Such a toughie.]

yes my husband. he just turned off the superbowl to watch sci-fi channel.

[What was on the sci-fi channel? “Attack of the Forty Foot Bolshevik?”]

The false appearance of national unity the fraudulent linkage of a sordid colonial war to WWII. If our national prestige could fall any lower with our traditional allies this will do it.

[Yeah. Our traditional allies are going to be influenced by the Super Bowl.]

I know, it's insulting to those who fought in WWII for them to use WWII to glorify the imperialist wars of Iraq and Afghanistan.

[I thought the Democrat talking point was that being in Afghanistan was correct but Iraq was wrong. Thanx for the clarification since you have shown that the DUmmies think even going after Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan was bad.]

I'm glad I am not watching it. I used to be a loyal football fan--no more. I suspected this fascist overview would reign--sports events are susceptable to propagandist devices now. If it is true--I shy away, much as I like sports.

[Maybe you should become a curling fan.]

It's the 1936 Berlin Olympics Redux

[And that is Leni Riefenstahl’s camera you’re feeling up your butt.]

amazed. disgusted. and somewhat sickened. kind of like Germany and the nazi Olympics... or what I would have expected in communist Russia in the days of old...spreading the "freedom" bs a bit thick and deep and the militaristic rah-rahs gave me a nauseating jolt. have turned off the telly at this point. Frankly i would have preferred another Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction...

[This year we were treated to a DUmmie mental malfunction.]

IT IS SICKENING... I used to live in Jacksonville and I can't believe the way in which the bush fascist empire has taken over a previously incredibly healthy get together sports time in jacksonville...There will be true celebration on the streets of MURRRIKKKAHHHH the day the bush fascist empire falls...as it has always happened anywhere when dictatorships of the right or of the left fall.

[Election Day must have been tough for you. Very tough.]

The Super Bowl is tonight? Wow, guess I just forgot....Have they scored any home runs yet?

[No but the hockey puck got slammed into your head.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; pridestompers; superbowl
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1 posted on 02/07/2005 6:00:39 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Is there anything they won't complain about?


2 posted on 02/07/2005 6:01:57 AM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 02/07/2005 6:02:13 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Hoodlum91

Wow! In before the ping! That's a first for me!


4 posted on 02/07/2005 6:03:21 AM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: PJ-Comix

ok..


5 posted on 02/07/2005 6:03:28 AM PST by dakine
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Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!


6 posted on 02/07/2005 6:05:31 AM PST by Gabz (Anti-smoker gnatzies...small minds buzzing in your business..............SWAT'EM)
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To: PJ-Comix

When he comes out of that coma he should consider writing something coherent about his experiences.


7 posted on 02/07/2005 6:06:04 AM PST by Rippin
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stupid Dummies....

they must have really been pissed back when Whitney Houston did the National anthem right?


8 posted on 02/07/2005 6:06:24 AM PST by MikefromOhio (An isolationist America will not ensure our safety.)
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To: PJ-Comix
To be on the Left is to be mentally ill.

I actually mean that -- something is wrong with their thinking. They are angry, illogical, arrogant, selfish and mean. Anyone who can be described like that is not functioning properly.

9 posted on 02/07/2005 6:07:20 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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Why do these people choose to live in America?


10 posted on 02/07/2005 6:07:22 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix
I know, it's insulting to those who fought in WWII for them to use WWII to glorify the imperialist wars of Iraq and Afghanistan.

I'm sure the Democrat WWII veterans around here - retired steelworkers, coal miners and the like, many of whom voted for G.W. Bush - appreciate the DUmmies' concern.

11 posted on 02/07/2005 6:07:48 AM PST by mountaineer
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turned off the telly

What American uses the expression 'telly"?
12 posted on 02/07/2005 6:08:53 AM PST by Nataku X (Food for Thought: http://web2.airmail.net/scsr/)
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To: PJ-Comix
The best part of the entire Super Bowl show was the National Anthem. It was sung by the combined Academy choirs, and they actually sang our National Anthem – not some celebrities’ rendition version.
13 posted on 02/07/2005 6:09:03 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I kind of suspected that only a repeat depraved spectacle of P. Diddy grabbing his crotch and lingerie-clad transexuals would have kept our DUmmie friends glued to the tube.


14 posted on 02/07/2005 6:09:04 AM PST by angkor
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To: Hoodlum91
Is there anything they won't complain about?

And that is one main reason why they left wing liberals keep losing one election after another. People do not like whiners.

15 posted on 02/07/2005 6:09:43 AM PST by jveritas
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[Maybe you should become a curling fan.]

The last 2 super bowls have been OK but I have watched about 30 that were less interesting than a curling match!

16 posted on 02/07/2005 6:10:12 AM PST by rocksblues (Liberalism is a sickness not a political ideology)
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To: Nataku X
What American uses the expression 'telly"?

A DUmmie with an affected Brit accent and vocabulary.

17 posted on 02/07/2005 6:10:25 AM PST by angkor
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To: Hoodlum91

No sir, I have never noticed myself, that there is anything the DUmmies in that intestinally-processed-food cesspool do not complain, whine, or harp about.

I am sure the DUmmies would gripe about a cure for cancer.


18 posted on 02/07/2005 6:11:03 AM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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To: Nataku X
What American uses the expression 'telly"?

A Europhile?
19 posted on 02/07/2005 6:11:13 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: rocksblues
The last 2 super bowls have been OK

I dunno. Last night's game was pretty sloppy right into the 3rd.

20 posted on 02/07/2005 6:12:06 AM PST by angkor
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