Why do these people choose to live in America?
Because there's a whole country to destroy!
That's exactly what I was thinking. If I was this unhappy living anywhere, I'd move. Whatever you do, though, don't challenge THEIR patriotism...given their superior intellect and keen awareness, the most patriotic thing they can do for us intellectually challenged, troop-loving, warmongers is point out when we're being too patriotic!
Then again, most of them probably can't afford to move (maybe we should start a fund, as long as they promised NEVER to come back). I'd think, given all the meds they take, the prospect of being able to live in their favorite country with socialized medicine would be enough to make them think they've found nirvana (was going to say Heaven, but remembered who I was talking about).
Still, when it comes right down to it, they'd probably be less happy in a country where the majority shared their values. Their whole self-worth revolves around being able to point their oh-so-superior fingers at the "unelightened masses" and impress each other with scathing four-letter witticisms...pathetic!