DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-07 ("I'm about to have a votergate orgasm!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

"We don't need no stinkin' government approval!"

[ml1954]

It may be time to start thinking about casting the movie version of the DUmmie FUnnies. What role will Jack Nicholson play?

[evad]

YEP...that's him :-)

[evad]

What role will Jack Nicholson play?

PJ

[freedumb2003]

Good for you

I am off for some beer (my chosen poison). Can't wait to get back to see if the DUmmies have more funny stuff for us!

[luvie]

We are DUmmies, hear us roar

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[PJ-Comix]

It may be time to start thinking about casting the movie version of the DUmmie FUnnies. What role will Jack Nicholson play?

Dr. Buddy Rydell.

[Nataku X]

if the code was compiled before anyone was allowed to review it then any vote fraud would remain invisible to detection

Either (1) I missed something in class, or (2) this guy is a complete total idiot. What do you think, my future Malbolge Overlord? (You're the only computer guy on DUFU that I know of...)

[concretebob]

The question was actually, "...happen AGAIN..." Can anyone tell me when the first holacaust happend in this country?
And don't do the Indian thing, that wasn't a Holacaust.
It was wrong, it was evil, but I hardly think it compares to what Hitler, Stalin, and Lenin did to the Jews, gypsies, and Christians.

[Inyokern]

I found this regarding Clint Curtis. This was published back in June, 2002:

http://www.informedvolusian.com/2002/Issue_24/issue_24_article_1.htm

[Sharkfish]

Also note that the notary's signature does not bear the printed name of the notary as required in Maryland.

A notary must include on each document the notary’s printed name, signature, date of notarization, and expiration date of his or her commission. In addition, the notary must affix his or her notary seal or stamp to the document.

http://www.sos.state.md.us/Notary/Duties.htm

[berkeleybeej]

Clint Curtis sounds like a real credible guy (NOT)

Regarding affidavit of Clint Curtis referenced earlier:

Excerpt from The Informed Volusian, a June 2002 letter by Tom Feeney (R), then Speaker, Florida House of Representatives

-snip- (bold added)

In Sunday's Daytona News Beach Journal, Clint Curtis, a disgruntled former Y.E. employee raised questions relating to that contract. Mr. Curtis terminated his employment with Y.E. under negative circumstances and court documents suggest he misrepresented himself to get hired, lied to his employers regularly, and was previously successfully sued for copyright infringement after claiming ownership of a computer program of another former employer.

....In addition, during the course of this investigation, the DOT Office of Inspector General investigated Mr. Curtis, and as a result of that investigation, Mr. Curtis is no longer employed by DOT.

Perhaps as an act of retaliation towards Y.E., Mr. Curtis made wild and unsubstantiated accusations regarding his former employers.

- end excerpt -

Sounds as though Mr. Clint might have it in for Feeney

[oh8eleven]

This is a link (from DU) to a blog that purports to have a notarized statement from a programmer claiming to have written fraud software [for] the Republicans.
Wow, I wish I could have been there for the contract negotiations.

[Flux Capacitor]

----We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.----

Plow through THESE, Skippy! Now available at Secret Service checkpoints everywhere.

[PJ-Comix]

It looks like the notoriety of the DUmmie FUnnies is moving around the Web. Take a look at this POST on Olbermann Watch titled, "AS DUmmies SCOWL, FREEpers HOWL." Here is the text:

Keith Olbermann's very public "dis" of Tin Foil Queen Bev Harris has created consternation on the loony left and howls of glee from the denizens of the Free Republic. Karl Rove could not have planned it any better as left and lefter duke it out in the Democratic Underground.

It's comedy night over at Democratic Underground. Not sure what is funnier the DU posts or the FR dissection of the DU posts. You decide:

DU THREAD: Discussion is needed ....Olberman/Harris
FR THREAD: DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-04 (CIVIL WAR: KO vs Bev Harris)

[PJ-Comix]

It looks like the notoriety of the DUmmie FUnnies is moving around the Web. Take a look at this POST on Olbermann Watch titled, "AS DUmmies SCOWL, FREEpers HOWL." Here is the text:

Keith Olbermann's very public "dis" of Tin Foil Queen Bev Harris has created consternation on the loony left and howls of glee from the denizens of the Free Republic. Karl Rove could not have planned it any better as left and lefter duke it out in the Democratic Underground.

It's comedy night over at Democratic Underground. Not sure what is funnier the DU posts or the FR dissection of the DU posts. You decide:

DU THREAD: Discussion is needed ....Olberman/Harris
FR THREAD: DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-04 (CIVIL WAR: KO vs Bev Harris)

[Inyokern]

You will notice that Curtis' allegations against Feeney back in 2002 do NOT appear to include being asked to develop a program to steal the election.

[Simmy2.5]

Check it out. On the breaking news, they are discussing an article about them banning Bev Harris from BBV!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1049517

[Chad Fairbanks]

It wouldn't be "invisible to detection". All one would have to do is run a basic test pass on the system (such as running ballots through - using controlled numbers of ballots, etc...) in order to detect "anomalies"...

It wouldn't be too hard to come up with some controlled tests to determine the accuracy of any given electronic voting machine... Even without the source code.

In fact, most testers I know never have access to the source code, and have to find anomalies, deviations, bugs etc... just by running the compiled code.

DUers are morons.

[Twinkie]

yes. eet ees so sad to see so many DU people so
delusional. they actually do not know the democrats
have been the voter fraud champs forever. kerry let
them down, and that is sad for them, but not for me.
for them, but not for me. for them, but not for me.
whee! zip a dee doo dah! i'm gonna be happy bush was
elected and kerry lost this election. whee! i'm tired
of being subdued. i was trying to be nice to du people
cruising over here on fr, but now i feel like celebrating.
yaaay! rah! zipadeedoodah! zipadeeaye! ok. that's it.
twinkie