DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-04 PM Edition (Warning - graphic language)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If anybody out there doubts that insane hatred of Bush is not a mental disease then just check out this DUmmie THREAD. Actually I hope that the Secret Service is also checking out this DUmmie Thread since some of those DUmmies are so unbalanced over the prospect of a second Bush term, there is no telling what they will do. It will be a tough day for these folks on January 20. I just hope they keep that phone number of the Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the insane DUmmie screechings are in Bolshevik Red while the comments of your humble correspondent, with tranquilizer darts at the ready, are in the [brackets]:

God Damn Bush...JUST god Damn him.

there is nothing else to say. The man is a mother f*cking pig liar and I can NOT stand him anymore.

It is not wrong to hate your president. the repukes did for 8 years.

I hate that motherf*cker with a passion. I hope he is impeached and worse

[It is the “worse” part you mentioned, DUmmie greenbriar, that will likely land you on the SS watch list.]

I don't know how I am going to get through another term of lies, vanity wars and just plain old fashioned bullshit.

[Try to visualize your own reality. And when that doesn’t work, send more money than you can afford to Bev Harris to retroactively overthrow the election results sometime next year.]

Bush has condemned himself...his actions have already been condemned by millions around the world, and millions here. History will show him to be the complete failure he is.

[I know the folks on Saddam’s Oil for Food bribe list have condemned Bush.]

I am tired of waiting. I wish the dam would break and his lies would start unraveling.

I can not stand to see him one more minute.

his smug arrogant pompous ass is just tooo much.

and I am sooo afraid for our country

[Actually, Dummie greenbriar, I am afraid of you getting within a couple of miles of the President. You need to be watched…..CAREFULLY!]

I hate that motherf*cking monkey looking, dumb ass, f*cked up, election stealing son of a bitch...I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!!!

All you f*ckwads that voted for him, I hate all of you dipshits, too!!

F*ck the administration! F*ck the rethugs!!

I cannot believe what is going on in our country...

[This court hereby sentences DUmmie driver8 to undergo an Anger Management Program under the direction of Dr. Buddy Rydell.]

Goddam bush* and everyone who voted for him!

[There will be an empty anchor chair soon at CBS for which you seem eminently qualified to fill.]

If we were not read by people that would harm me, I would say a bunch more

[You’ve already said quite enough, DUmmie Greenbriar…. Psst! SS Watch List! SS Watch List!]

Every minute of every day, Bu$h is worried that someone is going to off him. Four-fifths of the world detests him. He knows that he is the biggest, most corrupt piece of shit that has ever walked this earth, and believe me, he is paying for the self-inflicted spiritual rot that infests his being. His mind is already snapping, paranoia is festering within it, and guilt haunts him like the knowledge of a terminal cancer.

[Uhhh…..speaking of a snapping mind…]

I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War.

[aka Treason.]

[fastattacksailor]

Damn...I thought thast the meltdowns were fun to watch, but admit this was a bit unnerving.

The DUmmies are well oast meltdown, IMHO. They have now entered the nuclear detonation zone.


Iwitnessed this firsthand today at the mall (rollin' around in my wheelchair that has a B/C 'o4 stcker on the back)

This lady that was my age (40's) came up and gave me hell---cussin' and swearing. God ME a little nervous. Luckly a security guard (young Black fellow---former Marine) came up and told her to get out---NOW. He was a really, really good egg!

Man, was I ever so happy to see a Marine!

whole thing gave me a case of the shakes later, though

[gidget7]

I am worried for him too, and our country! These folks are so dark and ugly! What kind of women talk like this????

[gidget7]

LOL I think we need to resind Clintons laws closing all the mental hospitals. Serious need for them in these folks!

[Southack]

This should send them over the edge: Frist Attacks ACLU With Bill To Save Boy Scouts

[The Toad]

OK everybody...I just talked to a guy who knows somebody who talked to a guy that saw the woman that screened the call of the woman who called in to Air America and he says that one of his friends heard from one of the people that goes to night school with his girlfiend's mom....[yada yada yada]

This one must be a joke right? Who in their right mind would use such a Kevin-Bacon-string-of-people for evidence of vote fraud?

[gidget7]

loving woman which from her translates to lesbian no doubt.

[gidget7]

Bush is pro life and anti gay marriage, that's how, to them, he can ruin this country. That and they have this delusion that we should "understand" our enemy not fight them.

Heck we can't even understand them, never mind our enemies!

[gidget7]

Lord what a situation! These people are definitely menaces to society!

[The Hollywood Conservative]

I'm just wondering..how does the re-election of Bush really affect these people? I admit, I would have been very bummed if Bush had lost, but I just can't imagine sinking to this level of hatred, anger and insanity.


Thats because, liberalism is their religion. It fills the void that comes naturally when humans have no faith in a being larger than themselves. Instead of putting their faith in God, they put their faith in a political party. Now that party has no power... Their God is DEAD. Their God has been proven POWERLESS.

Add to this that many on the EXTREME left have very little else in their lives to fill their time. They are largely unmarried, without children, often young and rebelling against authority, which they equate with the party of RULES and VALUES.

[luvie]

"DU'ers are gonna go berserk."
It's funny but when I visualize them going berserk, I see a DU bag full of corn being popped, not anything like a large explosion. They just seem so prissy, even in their pornographic meltdown! I can just see them in their little university dorm rooms hunched over their computers trying to sound so intelligent and angry and just coming across as petulent.

[daguberment]

PJ-Comix - Maybe I'm losing interest in politics, but increasingly, the only thing I'm reading on FR is the DU FUnnies. What's happening to me?

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[Chuck54]

please add me to your ping list. this is the funniest site I have ever seen.

Chuck

[TheWyzzyrd]

See post #28.

"The disturbing thing here about greenbair is that in the recent - Change Your DUmmie Screen Name amnesty program - DU posts the original screen name below the latest post (may be a temporary thing – lets see) - greenbair's example follows:

This is the DU member formerly known as schoolteacherpam"

[OH Swing Voter]

sometimes these DUmmies are plain scary. Usually--I am laughing out loud when I read the FUnnies (beep beep)--but sometimes these people really frighten me--and a more proactive action (than just laughing at their delusional hysterics) is necessary.

I know that the FBI is monitoring their site--I also know that they are keeping their eye on some of the really frightening ones. Hey Agent Mike!!!

I actually turned a couple of DUmmies in to Homeland Security myself--they seemed so potentially dangerous that I felt it was my civic duty. I would advise all the other freepers who are monitoring our little DUmmy antfarm--if a Dummy seems particularly threatening--please alert the authorities. They are already watching--and they have their ways of identifying and monitoring the DUmmy to make sure that they do not do anything crazy.

Hey--RumGuy--you better watch your step--because the law is watching yours! I know you come and read here--heads up--the feds are watching your every move!

[lonevoice]

Outstanding. Bravo!

[doug from upland]

After keeping Will Pitt off TV with Aaron Brown and then being responsible for Nick Berg, I was their number one enemy. It seems that you now enjoy that lofty position. Congrats.

[Mr. Silverback]

[It is the “worse” part you mentioned, DUmmie greenbriar, that will likely land you on the SS watch list.]

Her previous DU handle was "schoolteacherpam." Nice to know she's influencing skulls full of mush, eh?

DUmmie greenbriar: Reason Number 4,812 I'm glad I homeschool my kids.

don't know how I am going to get through another term of lies, vanity war

I'm betting the people who survived Saddam's torture chambers don't see it as vanity.

I can not stand to see him one more minute.

Well, here's a tip: Cuba is South, Canada is due North, North Korea is West. Don't let the door hit you in the butt on your way out, it might cause brain damage.

If we were not read by people that would harm me, I would say a bunch more

If by "people that would harm me" she means "Secret Service agents who would surveil me and maybe even put my sorry butt in jail," she might be onto something.

Every minute of every day, Bu$h is worried that someone is going to off him.

Sure, that's why he wadeed into armed Chilean security the other night, because he's paranoid.

His mind is already snapping, paranoia is festering within it, and guilt haunts him like the knowledge of a terminal cancer.

Whoa, now that's some wishful thinking.

Also from greenbriar:
its like god just got pissed off at america and turned his back. like a plague or the flood, but we got no ark this time

Hmmmm...and if God was punishing us, it wouldn't have anything to do with the sodomy and legalized child murder you folks are so enamored with, would it? Maybe God is punishing us because none of you use the dang shift key. Maybe He is fond of capital letters.

From other assorted DUmmies:
You have to remember that Europe is at least 20-50 years ahead of us is not more.

Good. That way when they fall apart or become an Islamist caliphate, they will do so far enough ahead of us to serve as a warning that even twits like you might catch on to.

Little idiot dressing up in uniforms and playing like he's a big fighter pilot

Yeah, DU is full of fighter pilots, it's like the dang Nellis Officer's Club at happy hour over there. Every one of them is a wannabe. Hey DUmmies, I'm going to let you in on a secret, which I discovered from personal experience: Chicks dig the flight suit even more than you'd expect. It's like magic. Heh! Wannabes!

I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War.

I'm...your...HUCKLEBERRY!!!!

[Mr. Silverback]

More posts from "the other side": Yup. It's shame there's no Hell. Very few others would be more deserving of that imaginary eternal spot.

Oh, you're so wrong. Repent, or you'll get to find out just how far off you are.

I think my neighbors are happy that the "rapture" is about to come. No more ChemLawn payments. No more taxes. Just time to go home with Jesus. I think they actually voted for that exact issue.

How tolerant of you. Thanks for respecting our diversity.

We have to do what they are doing in the Ukraine right now -- take to the streets and scream and yell and protest like hell!!!

One small detail you missed: The Ukranian election really was stolen. And the Ukranians aren't idiots. OK, make that two details you missed.

This one is a real gem:
God WILL damn him 'cause when the rapture comes, or somebody kills him, whichever comes first, God will say to him "You want to get into heaven why? You murdered thousands of human beings, stole millions of $'s from everybody, lied every day of your life and used MY name as a stepping stone. I don't think so monkey face!"

Now let's break that down.

You want to get into heaven why? You murdered thousands of human beings,

Ahem! 4,500 abortions a day just in the U.S. Faith in the UN, which leads to a million civilian deaths between Rwanda and Kosovo.

stole millions of $'s from everybody,

Ahem! Punitive taxation and income distribution, not to mention stunts like sending billions to the Palestinian Authority that end up in Arafat's Swiss bank accounts.

lied every day of your life and used MY name as a stepping stone.

Ahem! Bill Clinton at the national prayer breakfast during Monicagate.

I don't think so monkey face!"

Oh, and He'll just leap right up to let you Commies in. "I don't mind about the 40 million dead babies and that whole Communism/Socialism-killed-250-million-people-last-century thing. Come on in and have a beer."

[Mr. Silverback]

Thank you for serving. May I ask how you got your Bronze Star, Silver Star & Vietnam Cross for Gallantry? Freepmail me if you don't feel like broadcasting it.

[DJ MacWoW]

These people are truly stupid.

DU ACTIVISM: Disbar John O'Neill!!!