DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-04 PM Edition (Warning - graphic language)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If anybody out there doubts that insane hatred of Bush is not a mental disease then just check out this DUmmie THREAD. Actually I hope that the Secret Service is also checking out this DUmmie Thread since some of those DUmmies are so unbalanced over the prospect of a second Bush term, there is no telling what they will do. It will be a tough day for these folks on January 20. I just hope they keep that phone number of the Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the insane DUmmie screechings are in Bolshevik Red while the comments of your humble correspondent, with tranquilizer darts at the ready, are in the [brackets]:

God Damn Bush...JUST god Damn him.

there is nothing else to say. The man is a mother f*cking pig liar and I can NOT stand him anymore.

It is not wrong to hate your president. the repukes did for 8 years.

I hate that motherf*cker with a passion. I hope he is impeached and worse

[It is the “worse” part you mentioned, DUmmie greenbriar, that will likely land you on the SS watch list.]

I don't know how I am going to get through another term of lies, vanity wars and just plain old fashioned bullshit.

[Try to visualize your own reality. And when that doesn’t work, send more money than you can afford to Bev Harris to retroactively overthrow the election results sometime next year.]

Bush has condemned himself...his actions have already been condemned by millions around the world, and millions here. History will show him to be the complete failure he is.

[I know the folks on Saddam’s Oil for Food bribe list have condemned Bush.]

I am tired of waiting. I wish the dam would break and his lies would start unraveling.

I can not stand to see him one more minute.

his smug arrogant pompous ass is just tooo much.

and I am sooo afraid for our country

[Actually, Dummie greenbriar, I am afraid of you getting within a couple of miles of the President. You need to be watched…..CAREFULLY!]

I hate that motherf*cking monkey looking, dumb ass, f*cked up, election stealing son of a bitch...I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!!!

All you f*ckwads that voted for him, I hate all of you dipshits, too!!

F*ck the administration! F*ck the rethugs!!

I cannot believe what is going on in our country...

[This court hereby sentences DUmmie driver8 to undergo an Anger Management Program under the direction of Dr. Buddy Rydell.]

Goddam bush* and everyone who voted for him!

[There will be an empty anchor chair soon at CBS for which you seem eminently qualified to fill.]

If we were not read by people that would harm me, I would say a bunch more

[You’ve already said quite enough, DUmmie Greenbriar…. Psst! SS Watch List! SS Watch List!]

Every minute of every day, Bu$h is worried that someone is going to off him. Four-fifths of the world detests him. He knows that he is the biggest, most corrupt piece of shit that has ever walked this earth, and believe me, he is paying for the self-inflicted spiritual rot that infests his being. His mind is already snapping, paranoia is festering within it, and guilt haunts him like the knowledge of a terminal cancer.

[Uhhh…..speaking of a snapping mind…]

I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War.

[aka Treason.]

[PJ-Comix]

Researching material for the DUmmie FUnnies means wading through the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and this edition's material is VERY VERY UGLY. The insane DUmmie hatred of Bush can be laughable but, at the same time, it is also scary. Some very SICK PUPPIES over in DUmmieland. And I sure hope Lee Harvey greenbriar is watched VERY CAREFULLY.

If you are not already on the PING List in order to keep watch on the DUmmies, let me know if you want on it.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Flightdeck]

What do they say over at DU about your DUmmie FUnnies?

[Not A Snowbird]

That level of anger and hate is a bit frightening. Those folks are one whisper shy of a total nervous collapse... and most of them live near me.

[45semi]

I would imagine they arent allowed to mention it, on pain of tombstoning.

[PJ-Comix]

They avoid all talk about the DUmmie FUnnies. I believe any mention of the DUmmie FUnnies in DUmmieland is immediately deleted.

BTW, my thanx to the Administrator for allowing this thread to remain and just removing some of the graphic language in the title. I felt this is an important DUmmie FUnnies edition for folks to read.

[Lazamataz]

You have made my day.

I will print this out, and go to sleep chuckling....

[Not A Snowbird]

So, PJ, what inspired that little crackup? Did his drug supplier get busted or something?

[506trooper]

I, for one, am grateful you wade in that cesspool so I don't have to. It's much better to get the ping when they start to implode.

[PJ-Comix]

This one goes under the category of FUnnie AND scary.

[cripplecreek]

"I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War."



3 words that have a tendency to send people like you into fits. "BRING IT ON."

[hattend]

Wow, they are out of their minds...LOL!!

[Ditter]

I used to go to DUh all the time, I have grown fat and lazy, now I let you go for me. Thanks. I don't think you are responsible for the fat part, just the lazy part.

[daguberment]

They seem so angry.

[Freepdonia]

All you f*ckwads that voted for him, I hate all of you dipshits, too!!

Why, thank you kind sir!

[BJClinton]

with tranquilizer darts at the ready,

Nice touch, oh ancient wise one.

[Americanwolf]

Wow their dander was really up today... but those that are watching them I am sure will be in touch soon....:)

[506trooper]

Appears some of them are going to have to work for a living and not on my dime.Google news

[PJ-Comix]

PING! And welcome aboard PINGee #337.

[Tempest]

You should post the ones where the nut bags are soooo sure that there was some form of dark, dark chicanery going on with the electronic voting machines and how everyone is in on a deep dark secret pertaining to the "stolen election" including Kerry.

Those are my favorites.