DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-04 ("We must not hate ordinary god-fearing midwestern folk")

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 5, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[najida]

These cretins have CHILDREN!

Dear lord in heaven, those kids need to be rescued and FAST!

[SpookBrat]

Call me a goody-goody, but their profanity is just awful.

What comes out of the mouth is what's in the heart. I feel sorry for them (not really).

[hattend]

When people will vote for the worst president in history and give him a decisive victory, what am I supposed to do about it?

See the FAQs on the Canadian Immigration webpage and don't let the door hit you on the way out, Loser.

[GOP_Raider]

PJ:

I gotta admit I kinda lost it the other day with all the DU meltdowns, and here are those results:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1271102/posts?page=46#46

And one more thing...I'm a Raider fan and everyone hates us, so why don't they just go ahead and say it "I hate gun nuts, religious whack jobs, and Raider fans"? I just feel left out...someone hold me...

:-(

[Ciexyz]

for goddess sake

LOL!

[Wonderama]

I'm just sorry my kids have to suffer along with the losers.

Oh NO!!! The DU's have kids????? Great, well maybe their kids will be "true rebels" and rise up against their parents outdated politics.

[Ex-expromissor]

If even just 5% of the Democratic Party really thinks like these people at DU do, the Dems are in for a really rough time. They are going to lose many more elections and the schools and cities where these folks live and vote are going to just disintegrate.

Pretty sad when you think about the kind of kids these people must be raising. Hateful of everyone that disagrees with them and of everything that does not go their way. So much for the party of tolerance and diversity!

[Ex-Dem]

LOL! This is the second time I've seen a DUer spell "moron" as "Moran". It's especially funny to Virginians since Moran is the Dem who represents one of the northern Virginia districts.

[Rightly Biased]

No hope and thier all doooooomed ain't it grand!!!!

[Trueblackman]

I say we keep laughing at them and killing their party off one piece at a time.

[cripplecreek]

I can't wait till they figure out that us 'reds' surround them in their so called blue states.

[Ladysmith]

If you appeal to them right and present things in the right way, they will understand why we can do more for them than the GOP can.

STOP THE TAPE!!

Misunderstanding Conservatives #1: We don't want your help anymore than we want the Nanny State! One of the biggest points the libs totally miss is conservatives want to make decisions of their own lives, take responsibility for their own lives, and want the friggin' social elists out of their lives in every way! The so-called "separate of church and state," family issues, taxes, regulations, political correctness, etc., etc.

[Rightly Biased]

I kinda feel sorry for Canada but not that sorry ;^)

[killjoy]

I just went over to have some laughs and found this one:

John Kerry 08? Are We going to quickly abandon Kerry, as we did Gore?

Is it possible that the Democratic Party could adopt a long-term strategy, stick to its leadership and more to true grassroots political renewal and electoral reform.

Why do we need a new flavor every 4 years?

LOL!!!! It really is impossible to make this stuff up!

[DJ MacWoW]

They are willing to gut every safety net, every step toward justice, equality, fairness, humanity for goddess sake, to keep same sex couples out of the same bed and enforce childbearing,

LOLOL!!! Oh My! Oh! LOLOL!!! And they believe this. WHERE has logic gone?! I want same sex couples to keep their bedroom to themselves thank you very much! Enforce child bearing. You mean like, if they're stupid enough to have sex and get pregnant they'll actually have CONSEQUENCES? Perish the thought. Sex is supposed to be fun! A free toy! We'll have consequences?! And NOWHERE is fairness listed in the Constitution as a right. Fairness is an impossibility and if more Dem were adults, they'd know that.

[TheWyzzyrd]

"But the GOP doesn't look down on them because they have a more traditional attitude."

'Nuff said.

[maggief]

" Why aren't we able to DEMAND that they respect our version of morality?"

Perhaps it's because we refer to the definition described in the dictionary and the Bible.

[shezza]

Yikes! This one isn't as FUnnie as it is frightening! These are truly some sick, pathetic, vile, hateful human beings. Just what one would expect from the Religion of Peace® and the Party of Tolerance®.

If you appeal to them right and present things in the right way, they will understand why we can do more for them than the GOP can.
They just don't get it, do they?

They are dumbass rubes and no amount of sugar coat can change that. I don't want their f*cking vote. I want them to get exactly what they asked for - because this country is headed for rock-bottom and nothing is going to change until we get there. When people will vote for the worst president in history and give him a decisive victory, what am I supposed to do about it?
They really don't get it.

Let them rot in their "nice" churches and praise the lord for all the deaths that are to occur and al the injustice that is being meted out in Iraq. Let them continue to praise the lord for death and destruction, for people who will suffer for lack of jobs and for lack of health care. Let them praise the lord for their continued "safety"...
They really, really don't get it.

Why aren't we able to DEMAND that they respect our version of morality?
They really, really, REALLY don't get it.