[Porterville]

I've been thinking about the elitist bougosiere in this country. I wonder a lot of how they are doing and if they are flipping out. So I'm prowling their website. I gonna check on fat Rosie next... but Moby seems down. Poor Moby.

[Porterville]

bourgeoisie = bougosiere ... bad speller.

[DameAutour]

I had forgotten about Moby.

What does he have against capital letters?

[Keith]

I like his secession thought...John Carpenter's "Escape from NY" comes to mind...let's incarcerate Moby there...and MM, and Babs, Soros, etc.

[Sociopathocracy]

I think that we should pass out sharp knives and arsenic on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.

[happydogdesign]

Ah tell you what- them big city intelleckshuls sure knows us Red Staters!
Let's go a-lynchin' and snake-handlin' cuz all this readin's gonna
ruin our shootin' eyes!

[Congressman Billybob]

Secession as an option? Apparently Moby was asleep in class the day they talked about the Civil War. The South was for secession. As I recall, the South lost the War. Hellloooo.

What a maroon.

Congressman Billybob

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[dennisw]

[L.N. Smithee]

ok, it's done. john kerry has seceded. if you need us, my friends and i will be drunk for the next 4 years. -moby

Excuse me...did we ever need you?

[hometoroost]

If he likes the 'stans so much he should move to the Middle East. He wouldn't last very long in an Islamic country. Then again he could go over there and start his own country with the rest of Hollywood and the left - DUmbassistan.

[Dog Gone]

sorry if i sound like a pathetic loser, but, well, we lost.

I can't add much to that.

[TheBigTown]

I know of a great liquor store if Moby ever wants to contact me.

[burwellstark]

Poor Moby. Chasing his far off ideals of liberal utopia (could that be his white whale? Is M Moore Cap'n Ahab?)

He is welcome to go. Why not to... any suggestions?

[Freemyland]

"wouldn't the red states be happier without us? we could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?"

Except that you blue staters would start trying to boss us red staters around, and we would have to kick your asses.

[M Kehoe]

I enjoyed the angst.

5.56mm

[ican'tbelieveit]

Hate to burst Moby's bubble, but the country is not that divided.

Maybe we could wall off all of those blue areas?

[CaptainVictory]

Moby. Didn't Eminem beat him up or something? Anyway, if Moby wanted to secede, here's a hint of what the country might look like:

[GnL]

His prose is written as if it was flowing from a bottle of Jack.

[bahblahbah]

If these people would start believing in states rights then there would be no need for the secession talk.

[ohioGOP]

Here's an enema, Moby, courtesy of the WASP mafia

[carlr]

I thought the libs were all brilliant(according to them)and this is the typical illiterate tripe that we have all seen in"letter to the editor"this year.It is rare when one of them can put a complete sentence together much less have a coherent line of thought.