[CaptainVictory]

Moby. Didn't Eminem beat him up or something? Anyway, if Moby wanted to secede, here's a hint of what the country might look like:

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Every time some lib talks about succession, bring out the county map.

[NC Native]

I've heard several conservative Western Canadians say that they would gladly become states in our union if Eastern Canada would take New England in exchange. Sounds like a pretty damn good idea to me, as those states resemble really big, cold examples of Texas or Oklahoma.