[happydogdesign]

Ah tell you what- them big city intelleckshuls sure knows us Red Staters!
Let's go a-lynchin' and snake-handlin' cuz all this readin's gonna
ruin our shootin' eyes!

[Congressman Billybob]

The boy you show in your photograph is neither retarded, nor blind. He's now a middle-aged man who works near here. And he still plays a mean banjo.

Billybob

[opinionator]

ok