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1 posted on 04/14/2012 11:08:04 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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She must have had one of those 4 hour erections we're always being warned about.
2 posted on 04/14/2012 11:11:01 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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I don’t believe the story for some reason.


3 posted on 04/14/2012 11:12:45 PM PDT by Doofer (Still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
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Sandra Fluke’s on spring break!


4 posted on 04/14/2012 11:16:43 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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Some Guys Have All The Luck ... and then call the police about it.
6 posted on 04/14/2012 11:19:49 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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Typical Laz. Never around when he’s needed.


8 posted on 04/14/2012 11:33:31 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
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I know just what he needs - a 5 hr energy drink and a 20mg Levitra... ;-)

Oh, and maybe a tad more common sense than to engage in one night stands...

10 posted on 04/14/2012 11:39:44 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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Good night! The man must be an idiot. An easy phone call to his buddies would have brought in reinforcements.


12 posted on 04/14/2012 11:47:11 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Countdown to 11-06-2012)
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LOL! Too funny


13 posted on 04/14/2012 11:48:31 PM PDT by odds
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Sounds like fembot.....we are better than you.....agitprop

An extreme exception

Like 95 pound firewomyn carrying 250 men thru flames

Or Laura Croft

Fantasies told over and over become the reality

The Narrative

Women make the best SEALS and carrier fighter pilots and LRRP soldiers

And so forth


14 posted on 04/14/2012 11:48:33 PM PDT by wardaddy (I am a social conservative. My political party left me(again). They can go to hell in a bucket.)
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"MAKE IT STOP!!!!"


16 posted on 04/15/2012 12:02:51 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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Dear Penthouse Adviser,
You will not believe my problem, but this really happened to me, while recently visiting Munich....


18 posted on 04/15/2012 12:14:40 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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The last time a German got that worked up. France got invaded.


24 posted on 04/15/2012 12:37:14 AM PDT by BigCinBigD
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Sometimes “Enough is NOT Enough” I guess. (The wild look let’s you know) :^)


32 posted on 04/15/2012 1:11:34 AM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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"Sometimes enough is enough and you just need some sleep"

Oh who am I kidding?!!!

38 posted on 04/15/2012 2:15:51 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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He’s just bragging.


39 posted on 04/15/2012 3:36:35 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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Woman Wants 'Too Much Sex' - Man Calls Cops

Ich bn ein decliner.

40 posted on 04/15/2012 4:06:09 AM PDT by martin_fierro (DO. NOT. WANT.)
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So the first several times it’s just sex but after that it becomes sexual assualt.


42 posted on 04/15/2012 4:49:13 AM PDT by maddog55 (OBAMA: Why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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43 posted on 04/15/2012 5:32:31 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much
vitamin E I can get my hands on.


44 posted on 04/15/2012 5:47:05 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Romney crowd is stinking up FR. This place needs an enema.)
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They had sexual intercourse several times and then a few more times? And he’s in his 40s? Sir, I salute you.


53 posted on 04/15/2012 7:03:11 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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