Free Republic
Browse · Search
Smoky Backroom
Topics · Post Article

To: nickcarraway

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much
vitamin E I can get my hands on.


44 posted on 04/15/2012 5:47:05 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Romney crowd is stinking up FR. This place needs an enema.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: TADSLOS
LOL. That's the first thing I thought of as well...


45 posted on 04/15/2012 5:57:07 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies ]

To: TADSLOS

“What does the note say?”

“Meet me in my dwessing woom.”


47 posted on 04/15/2012 6:18:21 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies ]

To: TADSLOS

This lady was making a German spectacle of herself...


49 posted on 04/15/2012 6:50:34 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (If we had a President, he'd look like Newt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Smoky Backroom
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson