Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

The Med Guru ^ | December 6, 2009 | Neharika Sabharwal

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Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

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[JoanVarga]

Dang it! It’s not like we can UN-see that! Gah!

[NellieMae]

Does this mean that I should walk around the house topless to help my smoker husband’s circulation? Maybe his feet won’t get so cold.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Me too! My daily exercise routine includes over two hours of staring at nice boobs.

[DCPatriot]

Just a senior gentleman extending his life a bit.....

[DCPatriot]

[School of Rational Thought]

By This post needs Johansson. Feeling better.

[School of Rational Thought]

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[fieldmarshaldj]

Poor Sophia, next to Jayne, she must’ve felt like a flat-chested boy.

[School of Rational Thought]

By Getting exhausted.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Those are nice but on the low end of, “size matters”.

[School of Rational Thought]

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[Conspiracy Guy]

Now you’re talkin

[fieldmarshaldj]

Eliza is one of the hottest women on the planet. If I was that dude sitting next to her while she’s wearing that dress, I’d have a heart attack.

[School of Rational Thought]

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[Hoodat]

Hey,somebody had to do it.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Aunt Fester does not belong here

[AZ .44 MAG]

Visual health spa.

Avoid the junk food posts early in the thread.

[The Comedian]

Here's the biggest pair of boobs you'll ever see:

(Warning: Graphic content)

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[AZ .44 MAG]

I only do it to stay healthy..