Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?

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[CharlesWayneCT]

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.

[grey_whiskers]

That's the best think to hit the links since Lacey Underall...

Umm, I beg to differ...

Cheers!

[fieldmarshaldj]

“I’d like to thank Cheerios with presenting me with the 2007 Congressman Tom Glascock Award.”

It won’t take a lot of strokes for the little lady to knock that ball off its tee.

*cough*

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Did we just resurrect this infamous dead thread ?

[JRios1968]

Did we just resurrect this infamous dead thread ?

Can we, can we?

[fieldmarshaldj]

And we’re still hittin’ it in ‘08... =8-0

[JRios1968]

Like the fist of an angry God...

[fieldmarshaldj]

Or as angry as Britney was when she realized she shaved her head for nothing when she got turned down for the part of Colonel Kurtz in the remake of "Apocalypse Now."

[JRios1968]

[fieldmarshaldj]

"The horror... the horror..."

[JRios1968]

WHUT???

[fieldmarshaldj]

Hey, sis, I hit it, and now I'll be going from young hotness to yucky notness years before you !

[JRios1968]

She oughta be glad someone hit that...just sayin’...I would have hit it, with my car, though.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"...I would have hit it, with my car, though."

That's what I would've done to the punk that knocked up my 16-year old daughter.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I had to share this pic (sure to become a classic) taken yesterday, I believe, of our favorite walking-disaster area young formerly hot celebrity. Now Brit has become the poster child for encouraging chastity. I can't tell if this is scarier than the Helen Thomas pics...

[Clemenza]

I used to say on this very site a few years back that Kucinich had as much chance of being President as I did of bedding Britney Spears. Unlike Dennis, My chances are looking better and better everyday.

[fieldmarshaldj]

The Lawn Gnome is looking sexier than Brit these days.

*shudders*

[JohnnyZ]

I'd hit it.

With yo momma's favorite shovel

[fieldmarshaldj]

Judging by that contortion, it looks like her face was just hit by one a split second before.

[JohnnyZ]

That mark was made by no shovel; rather, the delicate ministrations of The Ugly Stick.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Did you hear she might marry a Mohammadan ? Might be her best move ever, since she’ll be forced to wear a veil.

[Clintonfatigued]

Even more, she is a poster child for abstaining from even minor drug use.

Damn, what can be said for a woman who makes Kevin Federline look like a responsible adult?