YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Stop Harrasment at the DU or we WILL strike back. (Tremble, tremble, ZOT!!!)

Author: a scary person.

[DUsoldier]

IF YOU DELETE MY SCREEN NAME THE WAR WILL BEGIN I AM THE AMBASSADOR...We will plague your message boards My Fellow Soldiers will strike back

[sweetliberty]

"DU should hear this! He may have a sense of humor?"

Any indication of a) intelligence or b) a sense of humor, is grounds for banning at the DU.

[JLO]

OMG, that is the absolute funniest!!!

[JLO]

That cat photo is just TOO funny!

[Ludicrous]

"But its so fun.. The DUmbasses are so paranoid."

I disagree. It's not fun. Reading their threads always makes me anxious and edgy. Their hateful cynicism and foul-mouthed delusions are not worth my time.

[Quix]

Methinks your spelling of all after DU is entirely wrong.

DUfartface is much more accurate.

[conservative_crusader]

"IF YOU DELETE MY SCREEN NAME THE WAR WILL BEGIN I AM THE AMBASSADOR...We will plague your message boards My Fellow Soldiers will strike back"

Priceless. You issue threats over the Internet demanding that we refrain from deleting your screen name. I apologize if I don't get your "soldier" analogy, but I assure you there is no "Army" of freepers. We are independent minds thinking for ourselves. We may make fun of your pathetic failures within the arena of ideas, but that does not mean we are all of one mind plotting to undermine the DU forum. Because we are independent, we cannot be held accountable for the actions of our respective members. If someone visits your forum and beats you mercilessly at the game of logic and reason, the entirety of Freerepublic is not responsible. Au contraire, it is mostly your fault due to your inability to intellectually engage people who are more conservative than yourselves. If someone who happens to be a member of the Freerepublic Forums posts on DU something that you find inappropriate, it is your right to ban that person, moreover, if someone from DU does likewise on Freerepublic, it is my understanding that Freerepublic retains the same right.

FreeRepublic > DemocraticUnderground

[Terriergal]

Boom.

[pharmamom]

All your message boards are belong to us! Prepare to be stuned, seriesly!

[Skylos]

DU is short for duh.

[OPS4]

His Account has allready been suspended. Bye Bye.
Ops4 God Bless America.
P.S. If the admin has the IP address I will be happy to forward it to the FBI Internet threat center.

[scottywr]

What is DU?

The national socialist party Of Dirty Underpants.

[Mr. K]

well its been a few days... has the war started yet?

[Sally'sConcerns]

Sssshh, you two! We can't keep outting ourselves here on FR because then Skinner & party won't make their goal at the next fundraiser. Sheesh!

By the way, have you heard where the vacation trip location is this year? I haven't heard about this year's but heard their trip last year to France was fantastic.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Nothing like being threatened by the DUmmies. Don't we have to unlock your rubber- padded room before you can harm us?

[Freekazoid]

Hey, hey, ho, ho, the Socialist douchebags have got to go.

And take a bath will you.

Smelly, smelly liberal douches.

Show yourselves! Goons. Baboons. Tools. Fools. DUmbasses.

[Republican Wildcat]

The skinny one on the right is mine.

LOL.

[Earthpilgrim]

Gosh, this was a brilliant post. (Loads of sarcasm)

[Congressman Billybob]

Because of your post, I jumped back to Post 205 to have a look-see at the redhead. I urge everyone else, if you have not seen that post, DO NOT GO NEAR IT. Fortunately, my vision is not that crisp, so I did not burn out my retinas.

As for you, my friend, please get help, now.

Congressman Billybob [TWO different columns this week]

Click for latest, "Homer, Shakespeare, Pope, and George Bush"

Click for latest, "Dusty Rhodes, a Death in the Family"