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  • China to Return Drone After Understanding Trump Message in "Typo" Tweet

    12/17/2016 12:37:38 PM PST · by GonzoII · 31 replies
    KORNNEWS ^ | 17 Dec 2016 | GonzoII
    Unmamed sources in Chinna have said that they had "inside" information to suggest that Trump may have been indicating a future "un" seating of Chinese leaders including Chinese "President" Xi Jin-ping-Pong if a recently seized US Drone was not immediately returned. It is also sayed that the fact that the tweet was in the past tense Trump may have already envisioned the their own demise. The Chicoms are reportedly to have said that they didn't want to take any chances. Trump had described the taking of the drone in a widely reported "Typo" tweet as an "unpresidented act"....moor nooz at...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    12/15/2016 5:14:58 PM PST · by PROCON · 5 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Dec. 15, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • The Twelve Days of Christmas (Election Edition)

    12/12/2016 2:42:06 PM PST · by rightwingintelligentsia · 20 replies
    December 12, 2016 | Me
    On the first day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Second Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Third Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Three failed recounts, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Fourth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Four-letter words, Three failed recounts, Two Soros riots and A whole lot of post-election fuss. On the Fifth Day of Christmas sore losers gave to us, Five...
  • Hillary Loses Again...Wisconsin for Trump; PA for Trump; Michigan for Trump...

    12/12/2016 1:58:44 PM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 30 replies
    Me | Dec 12, 2016 | HarleyLady
    It was just announced that Wisconsin votes were counted and Hillary lost again...she lost Michigan, she lost PA. Therefore, IMHO I think that all the Electoral Votes in these three States should be doubled for President Elect Donald Trump and Vice President Elect Mike Pence... What God has His Hands on, God NEVER fails...
  • Baby girl breaks out into a fit of hysterics every time her father utters the words '4p'

    12/11/2016 12:54:45 PM PST · by CorporateStepsister · 11 replies
    Mailonline ^ | 27 November 2016 | By Paddy Dinham For Mailonline
    A baby's infectious laugh - and the unusual phrase that triggers it - have been shared online by her mother and father. The British parents, whose location is not made clear, are sat on their living room for with the child. She has her hand in her mouth and slightly worried expression on her face. Until her mother utters the words '4p', that is.
  • A Post Office Christmas Story !!

    12/11/2016 9:17:57 AM PST · by CGASMIA68 · 3 replies
    an Email
    A Post Office Christmas Story There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and...
  • Leaked Phone Calls Between Donald Trump and Barack Obama - Conan O’Brien, TBS

    12/09/2016 10:25:27 AM PST · by EveningStar · 39 replies
    YouTube - Multiple links in body of thread | November 30, December 2, 5, 7, 2016 | Uploaded by Team Coco
    EXCLUSIVE Leaked Audio Of Obama & Trump's Phone Calls - CONAN on TBS - November 30, 2016 Even More Leaked Phone Calls Between Donald Trump & Barack Obama - CONAN on TBS - December 2, 2016 Still More Leaked Trump & Obama Phone Calls - CONAN on TBS - December 5, 2016 Donald Trump Keeps Calling Barack Obama - CONAN on TBS - December 7, 2016
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST (Michelle Malkin, Gavin McInnes)

    12/08/2016 5:07:40 PM PST · by PROCON · 9 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Dec. 8, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • 65 Million Americans Should Threaten to Not Pay Taxes Until democracy is restored

    12/06/2016 6:26:00 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 86 replies
    Time Magazine ^ | December 6, 2016 | Mark Weston
    The approximately 65 million Democrats who voted for Hillary Clinton should pledge that in the future if a Republican wins the presidency with fewer votes than a Democrat for the third time in our era, we won’t pay taxes to the federal government. No taxation without representation! Twice in the past 16 years, a Republican candidate who finished second in the popular vote has won the presidency. This year, Donald Trump won the electoral vote with about 46% of the popular vote, while Hillary Clinton received about 48%. If the parties stay this evenly divided, another electoral mishap is more...
  • Trump speaks with "president" of Taiwan, harasses her sexually

    12/03/2016 9:53:13 AM PST · by DanMiller · 20 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | December 3, 2016 | Dan Miller
    This is a guest post by a well-known political commentator, the father of Pajama Boy. He is a true "Obama patriot," whose views should matter little after mid-day on January 20th. Here are the thoughts of President Reject Obama:President Elect Donald Trump violated all known rules of common decency by accepting a telephone call from Taiwanese "President" Tsai Ing-wen without My permission. Indeed, Ms. Tsai did as well by placing the call without My permission. Obviously, I would not have granted permission because it was just a trick, intended to embarrass Me and My fundamentally transformed country. Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi said Saturday the...
  • Weather manipulation.

    12/03/2016 8:51:21 AM PST · by Tigen · 37 replies
    Wunderground. Com ^ | Weather Underground
    Look at weather map for anomaly coming from Ft Smith AR
  • How to Rebuild the Republican Party

    Bravo for the forward-looking team at Commentary. Unburdened by illusion that Donald Trump can or will “turn this thing around,” they have proceeded straightaway to the next important conversation: What comes next for America’s battered Republican Party? Noah Rothman writes: “Reunification and a recapitulation of something resembling a national governing coalition must be the foremost priority.” That’s clearly true! How to do it? Rothman’s answer is to try to reconstitute conservatism as it used to be, refined by the famous “autopsy” of 2013. The problem is that pro-Trump Republicans may not agree that Trumpism failed. They may not be amenable...
  • Intellectual Frog Legs – Victory Edition…

    12/02/2016 6:54:27 AM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 8 replies
    The Conservative Treehouse ^ | Dec 2, 2016 | Sundance
    Joe Dan Gorman has produced another installment of Intellectual Froglegs with a great summary of the 2016 Trump victory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2GqiM3TRkw
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    12/01/2016 5:15:24 PM PST · by PROCON · 1 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Dec. 1, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • The Secretary of State Kerfuffle. Obvious Choice Only one: (Vanity)

    11/27/2016 7:37:06 PM PST · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 52 replies
    KellyAnne Conway. Loyal. Smart. Articulate. Worldly. Wise. Succinct. Attractive. Winner. Deplorable. Come on Trump Team. See It.
  • WHAT? JILL STEIN SLAMS HILLARY For Joining Her Hillary-Supported #Recount2016

    11/27/2016 8:00:24 AM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 95 replies
    Gateway Pundit/American Outlook ^ | Nov 26, 2016 | Jim Hoft/ Tom Franklin
    hillary-jillstein Jill Stein’s recount is slipping into the bizarre. It’s Liberals’ last chance to overthrow Trump’s historic win. So all the crazies are joining forces. One problem: The crazy Liberals don’t seem to like each other. The Gateway Pundit reported that Hillary people are joining the recount:
  • Who Likes The Taste Of Crow?? Hahaha!! Funny...

    11/26/2016 12:51:31 PM PST · by GilGil · 153 replies
    Youtube ^ | 11/26/2016 | Frisco JD
    "Donald Trump Will Never Be President Of The United States" ...
  • The Ten Commandments According to Francis

    11/25/2016 5:10:06 PM PST · by ebb tide · 4 replies
    Mahhound's Paradise ^ | November 25, 2016 | Manhound
    I have obtained a draft version. Sources tell me that the New Decalogue will be promulgated soon after the four cardinals are beheaded. 1. I am the LORD your Pope: you shall not heed strange Popes before me. 2. You shall not take Yes or No questions to me. 3. Remember the late 1960's and keep them holy. 4. Please report dissident relatives to the proper authorities. 5. You shall not discard that which can be re-used. 6. Life is complicated. 7. Let it go. 8 You shall bear false witness against your neighbor if it favors the progressive cause....
  • Whale Makes Rare Appearance in New York Harbor by the Statue of Liberty

    11/18/2016 7:47:51 AM PST · by fungoking · 13 replies
    ABC news ^ | 11/17/16 | AVIANNE TAN
    Whale, whale, whale. What do we have here! A whale made a rare appearance in New York Harbor near the Statue of Liberty this morning, according to the U.S. Coast Guard. Coast Guard Petty Officer Frank Iannazzo-Simmons said the whale was spotted around 8:00 a.m., reported ABC-owned station WABC in New York. Iannazzo-Simmons added that the Coast Guard put out a travel advisory to boaters cautioning them to avoid contact with the whale. The whale was likely a humpback, according to Howard Rosenbaum, ocean giants director at the Wildlife Conservation Society based in New York City. Rosenbaum told WABC that...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    11/17/2016 5:11:01 PM PST · by PROCON · 10 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Nov. 17, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.