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My "Hometown"
Orange County, California

The historic Old Orange County Courthouse in Santa Ana, California, which has been used as a set for many movies

The US and Israel, inseparable - may it always be so

Larry Elder, one of my favorite commentators

Michael Medved, another one of my favorite commentators, and me, January 25, 2005

South Park is one of my favorite TV shows, and while we're at it, let's hear it for South Park Republicans!

Create a South Park character of yourself.

Avatar created by "Suzie"

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In spite of my nickname, I'm a male (heterosexual). I'm a Republican-conservative-libertarian. I'm also a Zionist.

My interests include, but are not limited to, classical music, computing, politics, reading, South Park, food and spirits, science fiction, Judaism, and professional wrestling. I'm an expert in exactly none of these areas.

I'm the keeper of a South Park ping list. Please FReepmail me if you want on or off that list.

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The following quote is from Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts To Explain The Entire U S Government, by P. J. O'Rourke, 1991:

I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle aged male, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God's heavenly country club.

Santa Claus is another matter. He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who's been naughty and who's been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without the thought of quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he's famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus.

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I proudly support President George W. Bush

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