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  • We're Evil! Get it?: Pro-abortion humor is lacking in irony

    06/30/2016 7:05:21 PM PDT · by Daniel Clark · 10 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | June 30, 2016 | Daniel Clark
    We're Evil! Get It?: Pro-abortion humor is lacking in irony by Daniel Clark San Diego abortionist Robert Santella decided to have some fun with a young protestor named Zephaniah Mel outside his clinic one day, so he walked up and breathed directly into Mel's face while growling demonically, with just inches between the two. "Stinky breath," he explained, while holding out a cup of coffee for Mel’s camera phone to see. Then, he reached out with a pair of scissors in his other hand, as if he were threatening to stab Mel in the neck with them. With Santella continuing...
  • Game of Thrones Finale (Vanity - chime in)

    06/29/2016 7:04:29 AM PDT · by Enterprise · 194 replies
    http://www.freerepublic.com/ ^ | 6-29-16 | Enterprise
    The opening scenes of the show depict Cerci getting ready for her trial before the seven septons. Now we knew that she would never stand trial didn't we? Well, we weren't disappointed. (I wasn't at least) Loras confessed to everything. The deal was that he would be released after Cersi's trial, but Margaery didn't know that he would have the star carved into his forehead. Meanwhile, Pycelle gets lured off and meets his end at the hand of the children while Qyburn looks on. Pycelle was a go along get along guy. He should have kept his mouth shut, but...
  • Florida Man Sues Apple for $10+ Billion, Says iOS Devices Copy His 1992 Drawings

    06/28/2016 2:35:40 PM PDT · by Swordmaker · 52 replies
    MacRumors ^ | June 28, 2016
    Florida resident Thomas S. Ross has filed a lawsuit against Apple this week, claiming that the iPhone, iPad, and iPod infringe upon his 1992 invention of a hand-drawn "Electronic Reading Device" (ERD). The court filing claims the plaintiff was "first to file a device so designed and aggregated," nearly 15 years before the first iPhone. ​ Between May 23, 1992 and September 10, 1992, Ross designed three hand-drawn technical drawings of the device, primarily consisting of flat rectangular panels with rounded corners that "embodied a fusion of design and function in a way that never existed prior to 1992." Quote...
  • RAT Cards (Republicans Against Trump)

    06/18/2016 7:34:03 PM PDT · by BigEdLB · 23 replies
    MAGS-$-TRUMP Twitter Account ^ | 6/18/16 | Mags-4-Trump
  • “Most Of The Words That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Invalid,” Pope Francis Suggests

    06/17/2016 4:49:23 PM PDT · by ebb tide · 66 replies
    Eye of the Tiber ^ | June 17, 2016 | Admin
    Pope Francis said Thursday that the majority of the words that come “spilling” out of his mouth are invalid because most of the time he doesn’t understand that what he says is permanent. “We live in a culture of the provisional,” the Pontiff said, responding to a question about the “crisis of his pontificate.” Francis said he often doesn’t comprehend the importance of what he’s saying when speaking off-the-cuff, which he said is “indissoluble.” “Sadly in today’s pontificate, I don’t understand that what I say will have ramifications for not only my pontificate, but of the many pontificates to come,”...
  • Phrases about Islamist Terrorism that won't Offend Anyone Important | Humor

    06/15/2016 1:55:57 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 1 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | June 15, 2016 | Dan Miller
    Obama, His Department of Homeland Security, CAIR and His many other collaborators colleagues have tried really hard not to offend Islamists when talking about Islamist terror. Ditto the lamebrain mainstream media. They need more variety, so here are just a few politically correct suggestions for appropriate phrases guaranteed not to offend anyone important.Church violence -- for use when Islamists burn or otherwise attack a church. Synagogue violence -- as above, but when they burn or otherwise attack a synagogue. Christian violence - broader than church violence, but otherwise about the same. Jewish violence -- Broader than synagogue violence, but otherwise about the...
  • Three Southend beaches to BAN BIKINIS this summer in ‘cultural’ trial (Overstimulated Refugees)

    06/07/2016 8:40:59 PM PDT · by ghosthost · 68 replies
    Southend News Network ^ | 6-2-2016 | Chief Reporter
    Tourism chiefs in Southend On Sea have announced that three beaches on the seafront will run a trial this summer where ladies will be asked to cover up while sunbathing. According to an email that has been seen by Southend News Network, these so-called ‘Modesty Beach Areas’ will be set up to attract visitors from all over the UK who may be uncomfortable with the sight of ‘excessive bare female skin’ for a number of either cultural or religious reasons.
  • I Smell a Landslide

    06/06/2016 2:54:09 PM PDT · by Mariner · 112 replies
    The Huffington Post ^ | June 6th, 2016 | Richard Brodsky
    The 2016 presidential election is unfolding like a Greek tragedy. With a few changes. A tragic hero, burdened by a fatal flaw, inexorably strides toward destruction; unstoppable, resolute and impervious to those who beg him to change. Thus proceeds the Donald. I hasten to stipulate that the word “hero” is hard to apply. We commonly associate the word with bravery, intelligence and vision. With Trump, not so much. But the past week has shown us a leader, and a leader he is, with a fatal flaw: an inability to adjust his character to reality. His campaign is one of personal...
  • WHY I QUIT MY JOB TO TRAVEL THE WORLD

    06/06/2016 11:38:12 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 28 replies
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    WHY I QUIT MY JOB TO TRAVEL THE WORLD (New Yorker)
  • Thought you might enjoy this laugh...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O70Ww9vzjvg
  • Apple CEO Tim Cook saw an iPhone in a nearly 350-year-old painting

    05/25/2016 10:22:43 AM PDT · by Swordmaker · 35 replies
    CNBC Tech Transformers ^ | May 25, 2016 | By Arjun Kharpal
    Apple's Tim Cook saw an iPhone in 350-year-old paintingThe Apple chief executive joked saying he thought he knew when and where the iPhone was invented. Apparently the iPhone was invented nearly 350 years ago, according to Apple boss Tim Cook's interpretation of a painting. During a chat at the Start-up Fest event in Amsterdam on Tuesday, Cook spoke to former European Commissioner Neelie Kroes about topics ranging from health to the future of TV. But the pair shared an anecdote from the night before when Kroes took Cook to Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum. "Do you happen to know Tim, where and when...
  • Are You Ready For...Vice President Newt Gingrich?

    05/24/2016 11:16:46 AM PDT · by RoosterRedux · 218 replies
    townhall.com ^ | Guy Benson
    Really interesting stuff from National Review's Eliana Johnson, whose latest campaign dispatch sheds light on just how close Newt Gingrich has become with the presumptive Republican nominee -- and how hard the former House Speaker is said to be lobbying behind the scenes for a spot on the ticket. Are you ready for Trump/Gingrich 2016, America? Gingrich has, in effect, launched his own campaign to secure the nomination. “I think Newt is lobbying to be the vice president, and I think their people are paying a lot of attention to him,” says Ed Rollins, a Republican operative and former Gingrich...
  • Toby Keith - American Ride

    05/23/2016 7:59:47 AM PDT · by RummyChick · 4 replies
    youtube ^ | 2009 | Toby Keith
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNDcAWNscg8
  • Ron White Stand-up "California Cops

    05/20/2016 7:51:25 PM PDT · by thesligoduffyflynns · 27 replies
    You Tube ^ | 11/25/2011 | author
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHPPYNYOy-I
  • Today's Toons 5/20/16

    05/20/2016 1:16:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/20/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Newt Gingrich on Trump VP Talk: 'You Have to Look at It Very Seriously'

    05/14/2016 10:05:59 AM PDT · by monkapotamus · 83 replies
    Newsmax ^ | May 13, 2016 | Todd Beamon
    Newt Gingrich said Friday that "you have to look at it very seriously, of course" regarding the possibility of being presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump's running mate. "I regard Donald as an old friend," Gingrich, the former Georgia representative who was House speaker from 1995 to 1999, told Bill O'Reilly on Fox News... Newsmax reported Tuesday that Gingrich topped Trump's list of possible vice presidential choices. The developer said that he was seeking a partner while deep experience within Washington who could help him "with legislation, getting things through." "There are a lot of very good candidates who know a...
  • 20 people you can bet on to be Donald Trump's vice president

    05/14/2016 10:58:35 AM PDT · by monkapotamus · 133 replies
    Houston Chronicle ^ | May 13, 2016
    Donald Trump says there’s a 40 percent chance he picks someone from this year’s Republican presidential field as his vice president. But the odds-on favorite to win the veepstakes: Newt Gingrich. The former speaker of the house was a perpetual thorn in the side of the Bill Clinton administration. And he sounds like he’s relishing a shot at Hillary Clinton. Gingrich has lavished praise on Trump. The business mogul has not said much about the man named Newt. But oddsmakers and betting markets like Gingrinch’s chances nonetheless. In this unpredictable election season, bookies have some other strange options in mind...
  • Pope To Commission Study To Find More Ways He Can Confuse People

    05/14/2016 9:17:01 AM PDT · by ebb tide · 17 replies
    Eye of the Tiber ^ | May 12, 2016 | Admin
    Pope Francis said today that he would set up a commission to study whether or not he can find more ways to confuse and frustrate the living crap out of people, revealing an openness to re-examining the church’s long-held insistence on not speaking off-the-cuff. His move was hailed as a breakthrough by those in the media who have clamored for years to be given more stuff to speculate on, and who cite research showing that a pope whose speeches were scripted and thought out produced nothing for the media to report on, and therefore, pointless. But the idea will face...
  • Hot new viral video laughs at millennials until . . . BAM!

    05/01/2016 11:24:14 PM PDT · by Beowulf9 · 29 replies
    http://www.bizpacreview.com ^ | May 1 2016 | Carmine Sabia
    Musician Micah Tyler had no idea when he made a hilarious video about millennials for his church that it would catch fire the way it has. Set to the tune of the classic “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da” written by Paul McCartney the singer lampoons man buns, Instagram posts and yoga pants while he sings “Gotta Love Millennials.”
  • You've Gotta Love Millennials - Humor

    05/01/2016 11:07:37 AM PDT · by Beave Meister · 21 replies
    YouTube ^ | 4/30/2016 | Micah Tyler
    This video was a parody that opened a talk at the Church Leaders Conference encouraging people to see past the stereotypes and recognizing the unique potential that millennials have!