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  • Editorial: Don’t count out Jeb Bush ("David" Trump?)

    12/20/2015 12:03:12 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 34 replies
    The Tampa Tribune ^ | December 20, 2015 | The Editorial Board
    Many national commentators were quick to dismiss Jeb Bush’s effective performance in last week’s Republican debate as “too little, too late.” This strikes us as dumbfounding, given that the first primary vote has not taken place, and the GOP presidential campaign remains fluid. Beyond a zealous core of David Trump supporters, most Republican voters still seem to be making up their minds. There definitely has been unanticipated resistance to the Bush name, and he seemed rusty in the early going, but the former Florida governor retains a robust war chest and still possesses, in our view, the most impressive leadership...
  • Sophisticated Trump

    12/18/2015 10:06:00 AM PST · by GrandJediMasterYoda · 14 replies
    Youtube.com ^ | 12/18/15 | Peter Serafinowicz
    Sophisticated Trump What if Donald Trump had elocution lessons? All words verbatim.
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS,FR, so politically incorrect(so they say)

    12/17/2015 9:10:37 PM PST · by eastforker · 13 replies
    eastforker ^ | 12/17/2015 | eastforker
    It is wonderful to see the new FR banner wishing everyone a Merry Christmas. As Donald Trump says, many see that as being politically incorrect. Well, it is about time we stand up and say what we mean. Over the years, I have laughed at some absurd sayings from the politically correct. Here is one I always laugh at. About 20 years ago we were visiting relatives in the Pacific Northwest, Portland OR to be exact. It was around Christmas time but the weather was quite fair, mild and warm. Now being from Texas and my Host having an excellent...
  • Paris Pow Wow Heap Good (Erf saved)

    12/15/2015 11:19:06 AM PST · by PROCON · 12 replies
    drroyspencer.com ^ | Dec. 13, 2015 | Roy W. Spencer, Ph. D.
    If global warming was a concern in the 1800s, Hollywood might have portrayed the COP21 Paris global warming pow wow like this. Of course, Hollywood seldom uses such racial stereotypes anymore - unless they are of White Southerners. Vice-Chief Kerry of the Developed Tribes: "All chiefs must dance to the rain gods, or no rain will fall on our lands. Or too many rains. After rain dance, we smoke peace pipe." Chief Boingo of the Undeveloped Tribes: "Our people will not dance. Unless much wampum is given to our people. For we have suffered greatly. The clouds do not...
  • Exclusive "Weird Al" Yankovic Music Video: FOIL (Parody of "Royals" by Lorde)

    12/14/2015 12:44:09 AM PST · by WhiskeyX · 5 replies
    YouTube ^ | Jul 16, 2014 | "Weird Al" Yankovic
    We partnered with "Weird Al" to create this music video for his new album, "Mandatory Fun." Also featuring Patton Oswalt, Tom Lennon, and Robert Ben Garant.
  • Even more college terms and titles soon to be deemed troublesome and offensive

    12/13/2015 9:43:59 AM PST · by PROCON · 15 replies
    thecollegefix.com ^ | Dec. 12, 2014 | Dave Huber
    In a day and age when the campus foolishness quotient never seems to stop increasing (after all, do away with a building named "Lynch" because of the "racial" overtones?), it is time to take a look at a few college-related terms and titles which may shortly be on the chopping block. Obviously, a replacement must be sought for master's degree. (Skeptical? Hah!) A bachelor's degree is overtly and blatantly sexist. What about unmarried females, after all, don't they count? Suitable replacement Unattached (insert preferred pronoun) degree. "Associate degree" - the first three letters could be viewed as denigrating the achievement....
  • Hilarious Video: Darth Trump

    12/09/2015 2:55:52 PM PST · by GilGil · 35 replies
    Rushlimbaugh.com ^ | 12/7/2015 | Auralnauts
    RUSH: Darth Vader killing people, running around giving orders, various takes, various cuts, edits from Star Wars with Trump as Darth Vader speaking -- it's actual sound bites of Trump talking about what he's gonna do to people, what he thinks about people. And it's hilarious. It is literally hilarious.
  • Dave Barry's 2015 Holiday Gift Guide (Hilarious)

    12/07/2015 3:06:17 PM PST · by PROCON · 25 replies
    richmond.com ^ | Dec. 6, 2015 | Dave Barry
    Puff 'n' Fluff Dog Dryer The holidays are here, and-in the words of the heartwarming classic Andy Williams holiday tune we will hear so many times that by mid-December we will want to stuff figgy pudding into our ears - "it's the most wonderful time of the year." And it truly is, for many reasons. It's a time of good will, when people we barely know extend heartfelt season's greetings to us, often in the form of convenient envelopes with the words SEASONS GREETINGS printed right on them that we can use to give these people their holiday tips. It's...
  • Hillary Supporters Endorse SHARIA LAW in AMERICA!

    12/03/2015 10:04:09 AM PST · by WhiskeyX · 14 replies
    YouTube ^ | Nov 2, 2015 | Mark Dice
    Hillary Clinton supporters in California mindlessly agree with anything and everything Hillary supposedly says. In an experiment, media analyst Mark Dice tells Hillary fans that one of her primary campaign promises is to implement Sharia Law in America. Mark Dice's shocking Man on the Street Monday series continues. Subscribe for more!
  • Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's

    12/03/2015 9:15:53 AM PST · by WhiskeyX · 38 replies
    YouTube ^ | Mar 25, 2013 | Mark Dice
    Man on the Street Monday: Mark Dice asks people what year approximately Jesus died, and if there were stricter gun control laws back then, if that would have stopped Lee Harvey Oswald from shooting Jesus. You have to see their answers to believe it.
  • Star Trek New Voyages - 04xV3 - 1701 Pennsylvania Av - Subtitles

    11/27/2015 4:08:03 AM PST · by WhiskeyX · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 22, 2012 | startreknewvoyages
    Star Trek New Voyages - 04xV3 - 1701 Pennsylvania Av - Subtitles startreknewvoyages
  • Key & Peele - East/West College Bowl

    11/24/2015 3:54:23 PM PST · by bolobaby · 5 replies
    Comedy Central via Youtube ^ | 09/20/2012 | Key & Peele
    oh. My. GOD. How did I miss this 3 years ago? Brilliant. Watch, laugh, enjoy, and come up with your own name! Linky
  • Hitler Learns About the New Campus Fascism

    11/23/2015 2:17:12 PM PST · by QT3.14 · 5 replies
    YouTube ^ | November 22, 2015
    Video
  • Army Unveils Pink Camouflage Uniform For Breast Cancer Awareness Month (Satire)

    11/07/2015 4:05:17 PM PST · by bkopto · 39 replies
    Duffle Blog ^ | Oct 4, 2015 | Yossarian
    The Army unveiled a new uniform today, the result of a newly-announced partnership with the National Football League to promote Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The pink camouflage uniform, dubbed Pink Camouflage Pattern (PCP), will be made available to all soldiers within the next week. "We've previously partnered with the NFL in promoting research for traumatic brain injury, and are pleased to again partner with them for another noble cause," said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Daniel A. Dailey. It's not yet clear what role the pink camouflage uniforms will play in Army combat operations. The uniforms have been undergoing field...
  • Should Ben Carson Win, Will The Argument Over The First Black President Be Over?

    11/04/2015 2:29:21 PM PST · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 25 replies
    If we have a President Carson, guess Bill Clinton will have to step aside being he is currently the "Undisputed First Black President". And then again we still have Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln in the running. You can already envision this argument come later in 2017 when the GOP will hold the bragging rights to "The First Black President". Dr. Ben Abraham Carson !!!
  • Create you own definition of Socialism for fun and profit

    10/30/2015 12:57:51 PM PDT · by Torcert · 17 replies
    The Peoples Cube ^ | 10/23/2015
    Comrades, have you ever thought that the definition of our cherished base ideology of socialism (or whatever you want to call it : collectivism, Communism, democratic socialism, Fabianism, Fascism, Leninism, Marxism, Marxism;Leninism, socialism, statism, Trotskyism) is far too narrow to account for all the success in countries around the world where they aren't even socialist? This is how the capitalist dictionaries (spit) define it: Definition of socialism: a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole. policy or practice based...
  • What if a Democratic National Socialist debate was like the treatment given the GOP on CNBC?

    10/29/2015 7:43:25 AM PDT · by Torcert · 19 replies
    10/29/2015
    Mrs. Clinton: Why Should anyone trust a proven Liar such as yourself in the nation's highest office? Mrs. Clinton: How is your socialist national agenda Different from Mr. Obama's socialist national agenda? Please be specific and explain why that agenda wouldn't be an unmitigated disaster as it has every time in the past. Mrs. Clinton: If you don't have to obey the rule of law, please explain why anyone else has to? Mrs. Clinton: What is the point of Intergalactic Background Checks if not for registration and Confiscation? Mr. Sanders: Please cite a Real World example (i.e. Not a small...
  • Top Ten Reasons Biden Not Running For President (Humor)

    10/21/2015 10:14:12 AM PDT · by llevrok · 38 replies
    10/21/2015
    ala David Letterman's Top Ten Lists - what are your top humorous reason(s) Slow Joe is not running ?
  • Nobody is trying to take your guns!

    10/19/2015 10:30:05 AM PDT · by LibWhacker · 29 replies
  • OPEN BORDERS ACTIVIST Beaten and Stabbed in the Back By Arab Migrants

    10/17/2015 7:48:39 PM PDT · by Enlightened1 · 26 replies
    An open borders activist was stabbed outside a pizzeria in Germany. The activist, Julius G., was very sad after Arab migrants stabbed him in the back. A high profile open borders activist was nearly killed in Dresden. He was attack by six or more Arabs and stabbed in the back outside a Pizzeria. (Stop Hate Crimes) ** Julius has protested the PEGIDA anti-immigrant invasion movement, and campaigned for illegal alien rights. No doubt, Julius still supports the migrant invasion of Germany. Breitbart.com reported: A pro-migrant, open borders activist is reported to be “very sad” after being stabbed twice in the...