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Army Unveils Pink Camouflage Uniform For Breast Cancer Awareness Month (Satire)
Duffle Blog ^ | Oct 4, 2015 | Yossarian

Posted on 11/07/2015 4:05:17 PM PST by bkopto

The Army unveiled a new uniform today, the result of a newly-announced partnership with the National Football League to promote Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The pink camouflage uniform, dubbed Pink Camouflage Pattern (PCP), will be made available to all soldiers within the next week.

"We've previously partnered with the NFL in promoting research for traumatic brain injury, and are pleased to again partner with them for another noble cause," said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Daniel A. Dailey.

It's not yet clear what role the pink camouflage uniforms will play in Army combat operations. The uniforms have been undergoing field testing with a Special Forces unit on a mission in Nigeria training troops to combat Boko Haram. Even though the unit's role is limited to training and support and not direct combat, the unit has suffered 70% casualties in the first two weeks of wearing the uniform.

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I cannot believe this is real. I cannot verify elsewhere on the net. Is suicidal to field test these. But I wouldn't be surprised if true: the ongoing emasculation of the military by Bath House.


1 posted on 11/07/2015 4:05:17 PM PST by bkopto
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Please remove post - its sarcasm


2 posted on 11/07/2015 4:06:36 PM PST by bkopto
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This is from the Duffle Blog. Check their other article, enjoy and chill.


3 posted on 11/07/2015 4:07:01 PM PST by centurion316 (,)
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Please no. Sarcasm?


4 posted on 11/07/2015 4:07:13 PM PST by SkyDancer ("Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: bkopto

They look oh so excited to be wearing that....dreck.


5 posted on 11/07/2015 4:07:29 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: bkopto

You know it’s Duffleblog, right?


6 posted on 11/07/2015 4:07:45 PM PST by huldah1776
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yeah sure. They can’t get regular uniforms done in that short a time. I guarantee this is a joke......a poor one at that since it is a good cause. But who would pay for them? Yeah this isn’t happening. However whoever the source was is loving that attention of those who fell for it.


7 posted on 11/07/2015 4:07:57 PM PST by napscoordinator (Walker for President 2016. The only candidate with actual real RESULTS!!!!! The rest...talkers!)
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To: bkopto

Soon, it will be reality if HELLry & Huma get elected.


8 posted on 11/07/2015 4:08:04 PM PST by newfreep (TRUMP/Cruz 2016 - "Evil succeeds when good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke)
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To: bkopto

Now the Queen Beret can have the appropriate uniform! Yes, I know it’s Duffle Blog.


9 posted on 11/07/2015 4:08:34 PM PST by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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To: bkopto

Things like this have a mysterious way of being picked up and becoming a reality. Hope this one does NOT.


10 posted on 11/07/2015 4:10:22 PM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: bkopto

This would have been worn by the WWII German armored Pansy Divisions.


11 posted on 11/07/2015 4:12:39 PM PST by Sasparilla
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To: bkopto

“Yossarian? What kind of a name is that?”
He had the facts at his fingertips.
“It’s Yossarian’s name,” he explained.


12 posted on 11/07/2015 4:23:46 PM PST by sparklite2 (All will become clear when it is too late to matter.)
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This is not your daddy’s army

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13 posted on 11/07/2015 4:23:47 PM PST by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!)
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Gays will think the uniforms are fabulous. The uniorms will be quite useful as a great distraction tool when we are executing military maneuvers and need cover.


14 posted on 11/07/2015 4:24:44 PM PST by jsanders2001
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To: Jim Robinson

It is if you have two daddies! (Shaking my head because I mean this as a joke, but obama has made it a reality.)


15 posted on 11/07/2015 4:26:59 PM PST by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: bkopto

Thank you Jesus!


16 posted on 11/07/2015 4:27:18 PM PST by Irish Eyes
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This is a joke...right?


17 posted on 11/07/2015 4:29:09 PM PST by albie
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I will not submit to "Pink October" and breast cancer awareness month until players in the WNBA start wearing latex gloves in support of 'Men's Prostate Cancer" awareness month.

Just 'sayin.

18 posted on 11/07/2015 4:29:27 PM PST by PROCON (Proud CRUZader!)
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Camo designed for a ,'military fairy'?
19 posted on 11/07/2015 4:34:37 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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Well, it could come in handy if you are in a field of orchids!


20 posted on 11/07/2015 4:37:23 PM PST by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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