Humor (General/Chat)
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President Barack Obama is playing a round of golf, but gets interrupted by Donald Trump who arrives at his Trump golf course in order to play a 6 hole game of golf against Hillary Clinton to determine who will be the next president of the United States of America.
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<p>Anthony Scaramucci, the infamous, fiery, short-lived former White House communications director, is wooing glamorous Fox News anchor Kimberly Guilfoyle, multiple sources tell Page Six — even as the couple deny they are an item.</p>
<p>Page Six exclusively revealed on July 29 that the Mooch’s wife of three years, Deidre Ball, had filed for divorce while nine months pregnant. Scaramucci lasted 11 days in the DC job and was ousted by President Trump on July 31.</p>
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the partial government shutdown grinds on into its twelfth day, Americans remain deeply divided over what kind of wild animal they would most like to see Congress mauled by, according to a new poll released today. While a majority of Americans say they would enjoy seeing Congress torn limb from limb by a ferocious bear, there is disagreement over which species of bear would be best suited for that assignment. When asked, “What kind of bear would do the best job of savaging Congress with its fearsome paws?,” Americans gave grizzly bears the highest job-approval rating,...
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C'mon, all you creative Freeper wordsmiths. Time for collaborative songwriting. There's a song just BEGGING to be written here. Add a few more rhyming lines, decide on the refrain, and then someone pick an existing tune that goes with it. Highlight Hillary's and SNL's silence, and their NY connection to Weinstein.
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How can you resist applying it to the collective meltdown of Harvey Weinstein and Democratic Hollywood? Yet another Hitler video. This one is the best yet.
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Comedian Seth MacFarlane admitted Wednesday that he ripped Harvey Weinstein ahead of the 2013 Oscars after learning the movie mogul preyed on his pal Jessica Barth. Back then, the “Family Guy” creator notably cracked, “Congratulations, you five ladies no longer have to pretend to be attracted to Harvey Weinstein,” as he read off nominees for the Supporting Actress category. The clip has gone viral since the Weinstein scandal came to light.
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A Pennsylvania college has barred the public from seeing a provocative art exhibition on slavery, white supremacy and racist violence against blacks, deeming it "potentially disturbing." "The images, while powerful, are very provocative and potentially disturbing to some. This is especially the case without the benefit of an understanding of the intended educational context of the exhibit," said a statement released by college spokeswoman Mary Dolheimer.
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FR NOTE: This is a factual but humorous article about a not-terribly-serious GitHub software programming project. If you fancy whipping up a bondage loop under a BSDM licence this is the language you've been gagging for. Developers: bored with bracketing? Got a dose of “escaping ennui”? Why not write bad erotica instead?That's the brilliant/sick objective of a project called "Fetlang" that recently emerged on GitHub thanks to a chap called Dagan, aka “Property404”.As the repo's readme explains:“Fetlang is a statically typed, procedural, esoteric programming language and reference implementation. It is designed such that source code looks like poorly written fetish...
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The Dow Jones newswires had a ‘technical error’ which caused the portal to report several spurious stories including several headlines claiming Google was acquiring Apple for $9 billion, and that the deal was pre-arranged with Steve Jobs in his will. Obviously, every element of the story is made up, but it’s pretty funny to see the temporal blip on Apple’s stock price, which briefly spiked up to $158. The fake stories have now been removed by DJ.Whilst the contents of the story make it obvious that the news is completely fake, the existence of real-time high-speed trading means the jump...
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Ya know, I'm a kind'a half full guy and while me and my Cowboys were getting our guts ripped out by big & Aaron's Boys, the powers that be appear to decree that I have to use the "NFL LIVE THREAD" title when posting-- So, in for a penny... in for a pound. First, the disclaimer: OUR WAY OR NO WAY! Jumping off the cliff with the Left-- How far will you fall? Okay, we say hypothetically, as the Left wants, ban Bump Stocks-- What will they demand we next do away with? High capacity magazines? Already on the list....
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Did you see the Budweiser fisherman ad on MLB Houston v Boston It was great, I do not know how to post You Tube but it may be ready soon: Fisherman in a boat, cast a line, nothing, hot day, a Budweiser pops up on the water, he rows over in his boat, gets it pops the top and takes a drink, there is a fishing line from the beer that pops and he is hooked and it is a fight with a fish. Great ad.
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Last week, my compadres and I traveled to El Reno, Oklahoma to participate in the National Cavalry Competition. The competition is hosted annually by the U.S. Cavalry Association and is attended by six different Army horse detachments as well as cavalry re-enactor organizations. The competition includes events in horsemanship, jumping, pistol, and saber designed to test the ability of cavalrymen to employ combat skills while riding a horse. For some reason, I chose to ride the Wonder Horse in this competition. We call him the Wonder Horse because it is a wonder he hasn’t killed anyone. It is hard to...
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The mind goes where it wants to go. The process is random and messy, not unlike walking your dog. Since our dog is a free spirit, he drags the person holding the leash hither and yon. You have to love those two words — hither and yon. The stream of life is very much a matter of going here and there or to and fro; wherever and whichever direction it tugs you. Once you slip out of the sloshing safety of the womb, you belong to the wiles of the stream until it dumps you into the ocean of eternity....
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