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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • The Value of Humor

    06/21/2017 8:26:34 AM PDT · by Thistooshallpass9 · 1 replies
    What is humor? Where does it come from? What happens in its absence? In this episode, host Jeremiah Jacques addresses these questions, and also attempts to DEMONSTRATE humor in a way that makes the listeners laugh. Also discussed is the vital role that humor played in the life of a history-altering individual.
  • We’re Not Tired Of Winning Yet!

    06/21/2017 4:41:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-21-17 | MOTUS
    In an election that was largely seen cast as a referendum on the first months of Donald J. Trump’s presidency, young, metrosexual wonder boy - selected for his resemblance to young Canadian metrosexual wonder boy Justin Trudeau – couldn’t even beat a decidedly not hot middle aged woman!  This despite having raised an amazing $22 million from across the country (and Hollywood) for a local congressional race. Not bad for a neophyte who couldn’t even vote for himself because he doesn’t live in the district! But the sad truth is that even after spending approximately $176 dollar per vote, Georgia’s...
  • All This Winning Never, Never, Ever Gets Old

    06/21/2017 4:24:57 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 13 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 6.21.2017 | David Blackmon
    Tired of winning yet?: There were lots of long faces at CNN last night. They and the rest of the fake national news media spent the last two months telling all of us that the Georgia House District 6 race, in which their fake polls showed Democrat Pajama Boy leading Republican Karen Handel, would become “a referendum on President Donald Trump”, who won the traditionally Republican district by just 2% of the vote last November. Ms. Handel, of course, won last night’s election easily, as all the polls that just a week ago predicted an easy win for Pajama Boy...
  • Seth Meyers Skewers Democratic Spin on Ossoff Race

    06/20/2017 7:02:22 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 32 replies
    The Daily Beast ^ | June 20, 2017 | Matt Wilstein
    There was a rare bit of criticism for the Democratic Party’s messaging strategy on Tuesday’s ‘Late Night.’ All eyes are on Georgia’s sixth district Tuesday night, where Democratic candidate Jon Ossoff has a long shot chance to steal the traditionally right-leaning seat from Republican Karen Handel in a special election to replace President Trump’s Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price. Because the district has been held by Republicans since 1979, even a modest win for Handel could be seen as a victory for Democrats. With that in mind, Late Night host Seth Meyers invited “Democratic strategist” Ben Holland—actually one...
  • O Canada, Our Home on Natives' Land

    06/20/2017 3:59:10 PM PDT · by Twotone · 6 replies
    Steyn On-line ^ | June 20, 2017 | Mark Steyn
    "Never complain, never explain" was Disraeli's advice, and that holds as good in our touchy age of instant Twitterstorms and politically correct eggshells as it did when he first commended it to Queen Victoria. It's good advice for the Queen's viceroys, too. Consider by way of a cautionary tale the Rt Hon David Johnston, Governor General of Canada. Full disclosure: I am not a great fan of His Excellency, as I thought he behaved disgracefully in evicting my old boss Conrad Black from the Privy Council and the Order of Canada. Nevertheless, he occupies the second highest office in the...
  • John McCain Puts the R-I-N-O in RINO

    06/20/2017 5:07:10 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 21 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 6.20.2017 | David Blackmon
    He puts the R-I-N-O in RINO.: In news you won’t see in the fake mainstream media, the Daily Caller reports that John McCain’s foundation – which he created out of $9 million in un-spent campaign funds from his failed, half-hearted presidential run in 2008 – is taking gobs of money from the likes of George Soros, former Clinton bag-man Doug Band, and Teneo, a group that shops both Clintons around for lucrative “speaking” engagements. McCain’s status as the Senator From the News Media insulates him from any fears that these grimy connections will be revealed to the audiences of CNN,...
  • Certain Conditions May NOT Apply.

    06/20/2017 4:08:19 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-20-17 | MOTUS
    What part of “Free Speech” do you not understand? “(The idea that the government may restrict) speech expressing ideas that offend … strikes at the heart of the First Amendment,” wrote Justice Alito in his opinion. “Speech that demeans on the basis of race, ethnicity, gender, religion, age, disability, or any other similar ground is hateful; but the proudest boast of our free speech jurisprudence is that we protect the freedom to express ‘the thought that we hate.'”“A law found to discriminate based on viewpoint is an ‘egregious form of content discrimination,’ which is ‘presumptively unconstitutional,'” Justice Kennedy wrote in...
  • Londoners Arrested for Anti-Muslim Internet Posts [semi-satire]

    06/19/2017 1:22:21 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 June 2017 | John Semmens
    London Mayor Sadiq Khan praised the bravery and initiative of City police in their quick response to anti-Muslim commentary following recent terrorist attacks in Manchester and London. “The adherence of Muslims to the tenets of their faith is protected by laws guaranteeing freedom of religion,” he said. “As pointed out by Shaikh Mohammad Tawhidi in Australia earlier this week, it is not a sin for a Muslim to kill a non-believer. It is a sin for a Christian to not turn the other cheek. By the tenets of the two faiths there is no justification for the criticism leveled against...
  • We Can Count on Bob Mueller to Recuse, But Only When the Time is Right

    06/19/2017 4:59:19 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 16 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 6.19.2017 | David Blackmon
    In an absurdly hostile interview with Fox News’s trending-left host Chris Wallace on Sunday morning, Trump Attorney Jay Sekulow emphatically stated that the President is “not under investigation” by special counsel Bob Mueller. This runs contrary, of course, to the fake Washington Post report from last Wednesday, which cited five anonymous “sources” who assured the Post’s fake reporters that President Trump is indeed the subject of the investigation. Wallace was incredulous, since he apparently still believes the Post is a real news source, and others in the fake news media spent much of the day tut-tutting about Mr. Sekulow’s contention....
  • R.I.P. Oreo; Welcome Hazel and Harley

    06/19/2017 4:23:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 19 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-19-17 | MOTUS
    The Pences recently lost their long term buddy, Oreo.For Father’s Day the VP got a new puppy, Harley, to join the other new member of the family, Hazel the kitty.  The new fur babies make for a Happy Family. As President Truman said, “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” President Trump should get a dog.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Trump Ends Y2K Spending [semi-satire]

    06/18/2017 6:18:02 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 June 2017 | John Semmens
    Though it may come as a shock to many, a government program designed to prepare the nation for the devastation that would be inflicted when the calendar rolled over from a century in which the years began with the number “19” to one in which the years began with the number “20” is still incurring expenditures 17 years after the “crisis” fizzled. Office of Management and Budget Director Mick Mulvaney declared that “the amount of useless trash that is still being funded way past any reasonably conceived purpose is phenomenal. To begin with, the hysteria attached to the effect that...
  • Illinois is the Obamacare of U.S. States

    06/18/2017 6:02:36 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 5 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 6.18.2017 | David Blackmon
    If you like your lotto, you can keep your lotto!: The company that runs the multi-state MegaMillions and Powerball lotteries announced that it was pulling out of the state of Illinois. Why? Because the state is teetering on the precipice of having to declare bankruptcy after a century of almost uninterrupted rule by a corrupt Democrat machine, and can no longer be relied upon to actually pay lotto winners. Can it really be any coincidence at all that the home state of Barack Obama has now become the Obamacare of U.S. States, rapidly collapsing as service providers refuse to participate?...
  • An Anonymous Source Wishes Dad a Happy Father’s Day

    06/18/2017 5:49:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-18-17 | MOTUS
    Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there! To mark the occasion maybe you can take a dad to breakfast at his favorite diner:And if you still haven’t gotten Dad a present yet, may I suggest a tie:Although any tie to Donald Trump these days might be considered collusion. And if you’re still not buying this proof of collusion, maybe you and Dad could just go fishing. You never know what might show up on your hook.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Dems Respond to Attempted Massacre of GOP Lawmakers [semi-satire]

    06/17/2017 11:47:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 June 2017 | John Semmens
    This week's rifle assault by former Sanders for President volunteer James Hodgkinson on Republican members of congress practicing for the annual charity baseball game with their Democratic colleagues severely wounded House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La) and injured several others. The assault had apparently been planned after the New York Times published the location of the GOP practice back in April. Law enforcement authorities profess themselves baffled and unable to conceive of a motive for the attack. Hodgkinson's Internet post asserting "Trump is a Traitor. Trump Has Destroyed Our Democracy. It's Time To Destroy Trump & Co." and the fact...
  • “Climate Change” is Our New Wizard of Oz

    06/17/2017 5:25:13 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 15 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 6.17.2017 | David Blackmon
    A ship filled with Canadian “Climate Change” researchers, whose goal was to study the reasons for the largely mythical “melting” of Arctic ice (Arctic sea ice extent is virtually unchanged since 2006), was forced to abandon its mission when it was prevented from launching its expedition as it was stuck in port for two solid weeks due to…wait for it…wait for it…TOO MUCH ICE! I swear I don’t make this stuff up. Naturally, the “scientists” spent their two weeks stuck in port devising a rationalization to blame their problem on…wait for it…CLIMATE CHANGE! Holy cow. But hey, it’s not just...
  • The Art of the Deal

    06/17/2017 4:49:33 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-17-17 | MOTUS
    Okay, drop the Special Counsel investigation matter into “Russian collusion,” obstruction of justice and all the rest of your Trumped up leaks allegations and I’ll promise to get Hillary out of your hair for 10-15 years. Deal? Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • “Jihadi Jane” Lands a New Gig-- (Kathy Griffin to Entertain ISIS)

    06/16/2017 8:58:48 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 12 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 06/16/17 | William Kevin Stoos
    Satire: A Hugh Betcha Exclusive Interview “Americans just don’t appreciate good humor these days,” lamented Kathy Griffin in a hastily planned phone interview with Hugh Betcha, Ace Reporter for the StoosViews International Media Conglomerate. Hugh, winner of the CNN award for “Conservative Reporter We Would Most Like to Hang With, 2017,” a reporter respected on both sides of the aisle in Foggy Bottom, who walks with kings and princes—recently returning from the Mideast where he was asked to secretly broker a peace treaty between the Palestinians and Israel—is the go to guy when Hollywood wants publicity. Just finishing up his...
  • The Fake News Media Is To Blame

    06/16/2017 5:22:41 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 3 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 6.16.2017 | David Blackmon
    Fake journalists all over the fake news media spent most of the day yesterday desperately trying to distract the public’s attention away from the undeniable reality that it was their own lack of any journalistic ethics whatsoever that led directly to the mass shooting of House Minority Whip Steve Scalise and four others on Wednesday. Chuck Todd was the champion rationalizer when he proclaimed that “we’re all to blame”. Meaning, of course, that everyone except him and his fellow fake media assassination dog-whistlers are to blame. Well, sorry, Chuck, it’s you. Your fellow fake journalists. Your network and its corporate...
  • Watching the River Slip Slowly Away

    06/16/2017 4:39:57 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-16-17 | MOTUS
    So, I see that Fox is dropping it’s “Fair and balanced” motto:Back in the day when Fox liked the concept of their motto.Too bad MSNBC already tagged the “Lean Forward” slogan for their own –…or left, or back, or whateverI think “Lean Over” is still available though, and may be suitable for the new direction Fox is headed.It’s not just the river slipping away. And CNN and MSNBC will be happy to tell you “all that is to be known” just like the New York Times and Washington Post gives you all the news they see fit to print.Posted from:...
  • Where Are The Moderate Leftists?

    06/15/2017 5:12:37 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 19 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-15-17 | MOTUS
    Donald Trump gets elected and the Left protests by setting fires in the street: They form a “Resistance” and continue to riot for months, forming a “Resistance” whose members throw punches, attacking their “enemy” with their fists, sticks and bike locks stuffed in a sock. Celebrities who have joined the movement throw oil on the fire saying increasingly stupid things like they want to burn the White House down. And suddenly every Democrat pol is so angry they have seemingly lost the ability to control themselves and the air turns blue with their F-bombs.The Left forms “The Resistance” made up...