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Trump Ends Y2K Spending [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 June 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/18/2017 6:18:02 PM PDT by John Semmens

Though it may come as a shock to many, a government program designed to prepare the nation for the devastation that would be inflicted when the calendar rolled over from a century in which the years began with the number “19” to one in which the years began with the number “20” is still incurring expenditures 17 years after the “crisis” fizzled.

Office of Management and Budget Director Mick Mulvaney declared that “the amount of useless trash that is still being funded way past any reasonably conceived purpose is phenomenal. To begin with, the hysteria attached to the effect that the turn of the century would have on computers was unwarranted. If there was ever any need for any spending on this project in the years leading up to 2000 that need has long since expired.”

J. David Cox, president of the American Federation of Government Employees took a different stance. “The termination of a program with what can only be described as a solid history of success is short-sighted,” he said. “To penalize the employees responsible for this success by eliminating their jobs because they are no longer necessary is both cruel and unusual and, consequently, clearly unconstitutional. Neither the Bush nor the Obama Administration tried to take the nation down this treacherous path of ingratitude. That Trump would do so is yet another affront that should be added to the growing list of crimes and misdemeanors supporting his impeachment.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2017/06/17/mueller-expands-staff/


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bureaucracy; democrats; satire; trump

1 posted on 06/18/2017 6:18:03 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

He wants all or computers to crash!


2 posted on 06/18/2017 6:30:10 PM PDT by TBP (0bama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: John Semmens

Kind of like how the Spanish-American War tax on our landline phones ended only a decade ago?


3 posted on 06/18/2017 6:44:48 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono
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To: John Semmens

Twentieth century down. Now start on the nineteenth. The Spanish American War tax needs to end.


4 posted on 06/18/2017 6:51:21 PM PDT by norwaypinesavage (The stone age didn't end because we ran out of stones.)
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