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  • Nipping At the Heels of Wolves For Generations

    01/29/2017 5:58:08 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-29-2017 | MOTUS
    Boy oh boy, Trump has really stirred the hornet’s nest on this one; who does he think he is -  turning righteous immigrants away at the border? Human rights activists around the world demand action:Of course there are two ways you could understand their demand, the One World Order way;or the Michael Savage/Ronald Reagan way:I choose the later, after all, even brothels and boarding houses have rules:And how can any decent, thinking person oppose borders?Max, Ralph, Abbie and Jinx have got your back: their ancestors have been nipping at the heels of wolves for generations. Don’t let them in now.Posted...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-28-17 (DUmmies Angry Over Being Scammed by Jill Stein)

    01/28/2017 5:27:42 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 28, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
    DUmmies NEVER learn. That's why they are DUmmies. In 2004, the DUmmies got thoroughly scammed by BBV Bev Harris who happily pocketed lots of DUmmie bucks in exchange for the promise to overturn the election. Of course, BBV Bev never came close to fulfilling her laughable promise. When it was too late, the DUmmie scamees loudly complained about being so easily fleeced. Well, fast forward 12 years to 2016 and Jill Stein performed the almost same type of scam by going through the bare motions of challenging the election results in 3 states with the promise to overturn the...
  • Evidence Supporting Trump Impeachment Building [semi-satire]

    01/27/2017 10:25:10 PM PST · by John Semmens · 12 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 Jan 2017 | John Semmens
    A mounting stream of outrages supporting a case for impeaching President Trump has infested the news this week. Elliott G. Holliday, a 20-year-old junior at North Carolina State University found a box of fried chicken on the hood of his car. "This affront occurred barely two days after the inauguration," Holliday said. "The climate of race hatred encouraged by Trump must be answered by his immediate impeachment." During the inauguration protest rioters smashed the windows of a limo owned by Muslim entrepreneur Muhammad Ashraf. Window smasher Joshua Doltson blamed "Trump's culture of bigotry for driving me to inadvertently harm a...
  • Old School NY'ers trolling Sharia LaBeoff's wall

    01/27/2017 11:12:22 AM PST · by Sgt_Schultze · 17 replies
    YouTube ^ | 26 Jan | HWNDU Streams
    This is a link only https://youtu.be/FRRMFMVIoVc
  • TRUMP -- the epic poem

    01/27/2017 11:07:58 AM PST · by Peter ODonnell · 9 replies
    original to FR | Jan 27, 2017 | Peter O'Donnell
    TRUMP !! Came he forth from gilded tower, Sought America's highest power, Shuffled in behind a mob, All had coveted that job; Slayed he one and slayed he many, In for pound or in for penny, Blew away the son of Bush, Mind you he was on his tush. Some he drove out with his arm, others with his fatal charm; One proved harder than the rest, Took his stand in golden west, Came that time of wife comparing, Even fables had their sharing, Rival bold was blown away, not before he spoiled one day. Master-stroke was choice of mate,...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday FREE PODCAST

    01/26/2017 5:11:55 PM PST · by PROCON · 4 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Jan. 26, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to CRTV.com.
  • #TrumpIsYourPresident. #IfYouDon’tLikeItFindAnotherCountry

    01/26/2017 7:35:27 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-26-2017 | MOTUS
    The Left is gobsmacked over President Trump; not only is he doing what he said he would, he’s doing it at  warp speed. “Turbo Trump” as Carlyle dubbed him.That’s incomprehensible to pols who are accustomed to spend their entire careers mired in the wonky debate of their ambitious intentions with no concern at all about ever making them work. That niggling detail is left to the bureaucrats. And it’s the Path to SerfdomNo wonder their heads are spinning in Trump’s wake:  they’ve never worked with someone who demands plans that require demonstrable results.But again, good intentions – the only implementation...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-25-17 ("Donald Trump Can be Deposed, Even Without Impeachment")

    01/25/2017 6:47:09 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 25, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
    The total stupidity and gullibility of the DUmmies is absolutely astounding. Their latest fantasy is they can remove President Trump from office via the 25th Amendment. Yeah, that would take the agreement of Vice-President Pence along with a majority of Trump's cabinet or Congressional Republicans that Trump is unable to continue being President. Short of a health crises, what is the possibility of that happening? How about somewhere between NIL and NONE? And yet this is the latest laughable DUmmie fantasy that they have latched onto as you can see in their dopey thread, Don't look now: It's President...
  • YouTube - Illegal immigrants training for the Trump wall

    01/25/2017 1:22:09 PM PST · by doug from upland · 35 replies
    youtube ^ | 1-2017
    Click the link. Wow, these people are serious about getting in here.
  • "Big Day Planned on NATIONAL SECURITY”

    01/25/2017 7:32:21 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-25-2017 | MOTUS
    History will reflect that 2017 was the year the West came to it’s senses. That’s right, it’s Trump Day in America…and as America goes, so goes the world.So keep those Executive Orders coming, we’re on a Mission From God. And the Lord works in mysterious ways:So while Satan worked with a pen and a phone,His successor will do clean up with a Twitter account and oh… he also has a pen. A whole collection of them apparently. Trump, who tweeted that a "big day" was planned on national security on Wednesday, is expected to ban for several months the entry...
  • The Horror (reaction to Trump's speech)

    01/24/2017 3:06:18 PM PST · by The_Harlequin · 7 replies
    Thought Crimes ^ | 01/24/17 | Chris Shugart
    Ordinarily I post this kind of stuff on my youtube and facebook accounts. But the music was flagged by the copyright police. link to videoI've also made this video available for downloading, as it's not social-media-sharable. It's not much, but it's available nonetheless for your amusement and mischief. link to my FTP site
  • "Brady" Urinal Screen at 2017 Shot Show

    01/24/2017 8:41:53 AM PST · by marktwain · 19 replies
    Gun Watch ^ | 20 January, 2017 | Dean Weingarten
    There is no a conspiracy to put Brady urinal filters in the urinals at gun culture events.  Just because they were at the Gun Rights Policy Conference held at the Sheraton Crescent Center in Glendale, Arizona in September, 2015, and at the Shot Show in Las Vegas in January, 2016, does not mean it is a conspiracy.  This year, in January, 2017, the Brady urinal screens were still in the bathrooms for the Shot Show.  The screens probably last for more than a year. It seems a bit ironic that the Brady brand is what the many thousands of...
  • Love Trumps Hate: There’s a Meme For That

    01/24/2017 7:39:09 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-24-2017 | MOTUS
     The Instapundit, as he has after the past 3 elections, launched a new meme today for the Trump era: “They told me if Trump were elected, Washington would be full of hate-filled ignoramuses. And they were right!” His first entry in the category is a story about how protestors at Saturday’s Women’s March actually booed Trump hotel staffers who were trying to help a woman (marcher) who had a heart attack: Hotel staffers who crossed protest barricades to treat a heart-attack victim outside the Trump International Hotel in Washington this weekend were treated to jeers and anti-Trump slogans by protesters.Around...
  • New President, New Definitions: Alt-Right Now Means “Left of Center”

    01/23/2017 7:44:27 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-23-2017 | MOTUS
    The first day of the first week of the first year of the Trump presidency: welcome. Allow me to prepare you for what lies ahead. We will continue to be labeled racist, sexist, homophobe, Islamophobe despite the terms losing much of their sting due to constant mis/overuse. The new twist: a one word replacement that will imply all of the above plus much, much more – we will henceforth be known to the left as…NATIONALISTS! Which of course means “fascist” – just like Hitler!A very useful, economic term; all the slur, half the effort.No longer will “nationalist” be defined as...
  • I Guess I’m an Angry White Man

    01/22/2017 12:01:35 PM PST · by MtnClimber · 8 replies
    Taki's Magazine ^ | 17 Jan, 2017 | Joe Bob Briggs
    JUPITER, Fla.—The plastic remote on my Sunbeam Electric Heated Fleece Blanket went haywire last night and made me oversleep, so I spent the day in my spaghetti-strap T-shirt and my favorite pair of wind pants from the Adidas outlet store out on Interstate 95 binge-watching the Death Wish series because I couldn’t remember which movie had the scene where Charles Bronson blows away Laurence Fishburne with a perfect American Sniper-style long-distance kill shot that goes through the giant boom box Laurence is holding on his shoulder and into the lowlife gangbanger’s skull. It turned out to be in Death Wish...
  • I Feel Your Pain; Now Go Home and Shut Up

    01/22/2017 7:56:38 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 19 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-23-2017 | MOTUS
    I’ll say this: it was yuge. Because if there is one thing that Progressives know how to do it’s how to “Organize for Action” and enlist celebrities to carry the message.Yesterday’s protest march was brought to you by the same people who brought us the world-wide Occupy Wall Street whiners (hint: George Soros). The equally whiny “Women’s March” - which was actually the “Liberal Women’s anti-Trump March” “spontaneously” broke out in locations all around the globe.Having exploited their black-victim contingency group nearly to death for the last 8 years Progressives have now moved on to exploiting the women-victim class, who...
  • 'Twas the Night Before Inaugeration

    01/20/2017 6:19:43 AM PST · by Hoffer Rand · 17 replies
    Email | 01-19-101-2017 | Email
    T'was the Night Before Inaugeration T'was the night before Inauguration, and up in the Tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The conservative masses had come out in force, And delivered a victory that would chart a new course. The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them . . . What a surprise. They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin. And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And...
  • Police Hope LGBT Police Car Will Boost Reporting of ‘Hate Crime’

    01/19/2017 5:23:55 PM PST · by Sir Napsalot · 39 replies
    Breitbart London ^ | 1-19-2017 | Virginia Hale
    Lancashire Police has introduced a “Police with Pride” vehicle to their fleet, in the hope of encouraging more people to report ‘hate crimes’. The white and rainbow-coloured police car will be fully operational and used by the immediate response team to attend incidents around the clock across Blackpool, where it will be based. The aim of the vehicle, on which the words “Lancashire Constabulary values diverse communities” are emblazoned, is to “engage with the gay, lesbian, bisexual and trans community to raise awareness of hate crime and domestic abuse and to encourage more people to report incidents”, according to a Facebook...
  • Steven Crowder FREE *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    01/19/2017 5:17:01 PM PST · by PROCON · 10 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Jan. 19, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE and will last about an hour. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to CRTV.com.
  • For Democrats, There Is No Joy - Mighty Hillary Has Struck Out

    01/19/2017 8:54:08 AM PST · by Oldpuppymax · 15 replies
    The Coach's Team ^ | 1/19/17 | Peggy Ryan
    I tried to write a piece about Meryl Streep’s screed and the ongoing war against a legitimately elected President but I couldn’t make it work, my heart wasn’t in it. Then it hit me, what the hell am I doing? Why am I still revisiting all the horrors of a failed Hillary Clinton campaign? Why even acknowledge her whining supporters, her DOA Democrat party? For God’s sake, it's a new day, we won, ding dong the witch is dead, David kicked Goliath’s butt, its time to pop the champagne cork, not rehash the past. But why was I going to...