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Evidence Supporting Trump Impeachment Building [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 Jan 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/27/2017 10:25:10 PM PST by John Semmens

A mounting stream of outrages supporting a case for impeaching President Trump has infested the news this week.

Elliott G. Holliday, a 20-year-old junior at North Carolina State University found a box of fried chicken on the hood of his car. "This affront occurred barely two days after the inauguration," Holliday said. "The climate of race hatred encouraged by Trump must be answered by his immediate impeachment."

During the inauguration protest rioters smashed the windows of a limo owned by Muslim entrepreneur Muhammad Ashraf. Window smasher Joshua Doltson blamed "Trump's culture of bigotry for driving me to inadvertently harm a man who our movement is trying to protect. If Trump was impeached I wouldn't need to be rampaging in the streets."

A study of United Van Lines destinations revealed a continued trend of folks moving from high-tax to low-tax states. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) sees this as "a threat to good government that needs to be stopped. Since there's no chance that Trump will act to counter this threat, impeachment is the only viable option for preserving our way of life in New York."

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) cited Trump's proposal to cut federal spending by 10% and federal staffing by 20% "blows against the social justice my Party and all good people stand for. Since he can carry out this crime by simply refusing, as President Obama had to do on occasion, to spend money Congress has appropriated it is essential that we work toward impeaching him to save the nation."

The New York Times pointed out "the deceptive and possibly illegal deletion of a tweet in order to correct the spelling of the word 'honored' by Trump is indicative of the lengths to which this madman will go to mislead and intimidate the Amer4ican people. It is imperative that he be removed from office as soon as possible."

At a library on the campus of the University of Washington a loud anti-Trump demonstration was interrupted by a student who was trying to study. University President Ana Mari Cauce apologized to the demonstrators for their being told to quiet down. "This type of suppression of freedom of speech is something I fear will become more and more common the longer Donald Trump remains as president. Surely Congress can see its duty to taken action to prevent this type of Trump-inspired usurpation of our constitutional rights."

Lastly, CNN reported that "Trump's failure to wave to the press as he was boarding Air Force One—something that every president since Kennedy has done—is an ominous sign that he harbors dictatorial aspirations. There could hardly be a clearer demonstration that we need to impeach this would-be tyrant before it's too late."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/211610-2017-01-27-semi-news-semi-satire-january-29-2017-edition.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: impeachment; satire; snowflakes; trump

1 posted on 01/27/2017 10:25:10 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 01/27/2017 10:26:13 PM PST by John Semmens
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LOL. I know it’s satire but I wouldn’t put it past the anti-Trumpers to already be composing their list of impeachable “offenses”. The man hasn’t even had 10 DAYS much less 100 for his honeymoon period! What I love about him is he isn’t even paying these dolts any attention. Their pettiness and insanity will be their undoing.


3 posted on 01/27/2017 10:40:15 PM PST by boatbums (God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
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To: John Semmens

Not bad. Not bad at all. He’s a better smart-ass than I am. :)


4 posted on 01/27/2017 11:39:02 PM PST by CarolAnn
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To: John Semmens

CNN to begin impeachment proceedings immediately.


5 posted on 01/28/2017 12:09:57 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: John Semmens

Installing whitehouse toilet paper in an improper overhand fashion!


6 posted on 01/28/2017 4:40:38 AM PST by Samurai_Jack (War is cruelty, there is no use trying to reform it; the crueler it is, the sooner it will be over.)
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To: boatbums
They ARE working on what it will take to impeach him. I've been hanging out at DU a lot lately just to enjoy their suffering, and they are OBSSESSED with what it will take to remove him from office, by whatever means necessary. They're careful, as far as I've seen, not to openly advocate murder, but I don't look at every thread. They sure would party if it happened, though.

What alarms me a bit is that Jennifer Rubin wrote a piece in the Washington Post that no one has commented on yet, that calls for considering removing Trump under the 25th Amendment. If they do that, we "Deplorables" aren't going to take that well, if you know what I mean.

7 posted on 01/28/2017 5:01:16 AM PST by Hardastarboard (Freedom Trumps Fascism)
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To: John Semmens
You forgot one.

As was widely reported on the news programs the day after the election, people who voted for Trump did not vote for Hillary!, and therefore are sexist pigs who shouldn't have been allowed to vote, therefore their votes were illegal.

The newscasters also correctly reported that if people who voted for Trump had just stayed home, Hillary! would have won by a landslide, therefore the election was stolen from her.

8 posted on 01/28/2017 6:06:02 AM PST by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: John Semmens

I am thinking this is your best one ever!!!


9 posted on 01/28/2017 6:06:50 AM PST by MarMema
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To: Telepathic Intruder
Funny.

If you have watched any CNN lately, they have double-down, no, tripled down, on their anti-Trump fake news and approach.

Trump b*tch-slapped them hard and they are still smarting from the sting and mark it made.

10 posted on 01/28/2017 7:21:26 AM PST by HotHunt
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To: Hardastarboard
What alarms me a bit is that Jennifer Rubin wrote a piece in the Washington Post that no one has commented on yet, that calls for considering removing Trump under the 25th Amendment.

Um... yeah. The 25th amendment contains a mechanism for removing a president who is incapable of discharging the duties of the office. People hoping that Trump can be removed that way are delusional. His actions since being sworn in prove that he is quite capable of discharging his duties. He is vibrant and healthy, and looks to be able to continue the job for the foreseeable future.

11 posted on 01/28/2017 7:22:19 AM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: John Semmens

Good work, John.


12 posted on 01/28/2017 9:12:11 AM PST by marktwain (We wanted to tell our side of the story. We hope by us telling our story...)
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To: John Semmens
    Take off every 'ZIG'.

    For great justice.

13 posted on 01/28/2017 10:47:14 AM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! - vote Trump 2016)
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