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Ah, Christmas Eve! And what a glorious Christmas Eve it is: the Liberals were nestled all smug in their heads; till visions of Trump unleashed their worst dreads. This may seem very un-Christmasy of me, butt I just don’t have time to coddle them today. They’ll have to find their own safe space, the Cheesecake Factory perhaps? There won’t be any scary arms in there, just cheesecake.So the bad elf season is almost over;the end of dog-shaming for another year.And I would like to point out that the chocolate Lab was innocent all along, the victim of Trumped-up charges®.Elf? No,...

The Prime Minister of Israel Bibi Netanyahu posted a special message for Christians around the world today, wishing them a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

I’m hitting the road today, so this officially begins the Christmas celebration of 2016. I’m kicking it off with Joni’s accidental Christmas song that was a big hit last year: It was originally released in 1971 on the appropriately named album, Blue, and never really intended as a Christmas song. It's become a staple because nearly everyone of a certain age is apt to "feel a little blue around the holidays," as my Mother used to put it in her understated way. Even if you otherwise love Christmas and all its attendant traditions the march of time and circumstance inevitably...

The Twelve Days of Christmas, updated for 2016! We start out with.... 12 Lefties Crying 11 Eagles flying ...

Wrapping up the Christmas Season in Crazifornia: With California dominated by irreverent liberals at every level of government, saying ‘Merry Christmas’ is so awkward. Christmas carols are no longer allowed to be sung in public schools. Christmas plays have been cancelled, and gift exchanges must be generic. To accommodate this brave new world thinking, may I present the Twelve Days of California’s Generic Holiday, sung to the antiquated Twelve Days of Christmas:

BUT MOST DIDN'T CATCH THE DRIFT Matt Walsh's sarcastic video rant about his shopping experience and the toy gun he saw generated a lot of social media attention. Apparently, most people didn't catch the sarcasm. Guns, guns, and more guns. Seems to be a big topic of conversation these days. With two sides of the parties that see stuff very differently, debates get heated. Social media feeds the monster, and people join the controversial conversation and often say whatever they feel when hiding behind a keyboard. Walsh takes a ridiculously sarcastic approach with a video that is quite humorous. But...

(with apologies to Clement Moore) 'Twas the night before Christmas and all 'cross the planet The children were playing, 'til their folks said to can it, And sent them, excited, to snuggle in bed With visions of Santa Claus inside their heads. 'Cause this was the night that St. Nick would come by In his pressurized sled, swooping down from the sky And entering Marsport through the air exhaust shaft Would give out the presents he'd brought in his craft. Bright toys for the kiddies, parcels from home, Memories of Earth, where they'd no longer roam. And after he left...

What is it about liberals? When they lose they whine, and  when they win (twice) they whine – for eight years.If they’re totally committed to being aggrieved, nobody can make them happy; no matter what you try to do to make them smile. Thanks Lili47!Ta-Nehisi Coates  - who also wrote a long treatise for The Atlantic about why blacks in America are owed billions in reparations premised on America being a racist country from day one, so you know his sentiments on race – has a new article about how Barry has endured racist behavior during his tenure. In My President...

After election day, 11/08/2016, Liberals spent the next several weeks in impotent rage that Kim Jong Hillary did not win the necessary electoral votes to assure her coronation on the Iron Throne. Leftists across the nation marched, torched buildings, filled their diapers and threw tantrums in every major city center in which Hillary actually won. Once it became clear that the tantrums were not enough to force Trump to capitulate and cede the election to Hillary, Green Party candidate, Dr. Jill Stein, stepped forward to challenge the results of three crucial states that Trump barely won — Michigan, Wisconsin and...

I received this in an email and decided it had to be shared with Freepers. Enjoy A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate...

There is a type of bookending about Barry’s first and last tax-payer funded Winter Holiday in Hawaii. His first you may recall was the occasion the Muslim Panty Bomber tried to blow up an airplane as it came in for a landing over Detroit. Fortunately for all involved, with the possible exception of the Bomber himself, his underwear caught fire butt failed to detonate.That time it took Barry, who was busy, three days to emerge from his well-earned vacation cocoon to finally comment on the situation.Shush, we don’t speak of such things, especially on vacation.After this year’s terrorist Christmas event – thankfully off-shore...

Despite the pleadings of President Jed Bartlet, the Electoral College actually showed a net GAIN for Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton. As a result, the DUmmies have melted down even more than previously. They are in flat out BERSERK mode. Not only that they are demanding money for an effort to continue stopping Trump as you can see in their deranged thread, I don't f***ing care where the money comes from - as long as it's legal. We are at war with the GOP. As you will see deranged DUmmies are also very FUnnie DUmmies. So let us watch...

Here’s your early Christmas present: and the winner is…Not Hillary. The Electoral College dealt Big Media and Democrat Hillary Clinton one more final embarrassment. With nearly all the Electoral College votes cast, the former secretary of state set a 104-year record for the candidate with the most faithless electors…For all the headlines focusing on one faithless elector in Texas who turned out to be a complete fraud, it would really surprise you to hear that Mrs. Clinton not only lost more electors than President-elect Donald J. Trump, but the most of any candidate in over 100 years. I posted this...

Well, today’s the day. The Electoral College will vote to officially instate Donald J. Trump as the duly elected President Elect of the United States. Despite the impassioned pleas from the likes of Joy Behar, Michael Moore, Martin Sheen and Hot Lips Houlihan. Suddenly these constitutional scholars are experts on the machinations if the Electoral College.  Let’s remember that the only distinct skill of an actor is their ability to convincingly read lines written by somebody else.If they understand the words and the context they can reinforce the words with emotive behaviors. If they don’t understand the words, well, that’s...

The scientific community remained silent for too long, accepting populism into the strict environment of cold blooded facts. The old have betrayed the young, teaching them that facts should not always come first. On the contrary, facts are the only relevant aspect in science.

Here it is, the Sunday before Christmas already. How does this happen? Every. Year. And I haven’t even wrapped up last week’s news yet so let’s get started.First off, Barry gave the newsers an early Christmas gift by deigning to hold a rare end-of-year press conference in which he delusionally declared his presidency an unmitigated success. In fact he gave himself a very solid A+. That’s up from the solid B+ he gave himself at the end of his first year when he was interviewed by Oprah (December, 2009): In her Christmas in Washington special on ABC last night, Oprah...

Unmamed sources in Chinna have said that they had "inside" information to suggest that Trump may have been indicating a future "un" seating of Chinese leaders including Chinese "President" Xi Jin-ping-Pong if a recently seized US Drone was not immediately returned. It is also sayed that the fact that the tweet was in the past tense Trump may have already envisioned the their own demise. The Chicoms are reportedly to have said that they didn't want to take any chances. Trump had described the taking of the drone in a widely reported "Typo" tweet as an "unpresidented act"....moor nooz at...

President Obama ratcheted up the confrontational rhetoric the Democratic Party has leveled at Russia for allegedly "hacking the election to ensure their 'puppet' Trump would defeat Secretary Clinton." Retiring Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) called the hack "as bad as 9/11. The attack on the World Trade Center and Pentagon only killed some ordinary Americans. The Russian hack blocked the ascension of the most qualified person to ever seek the presidency of the United States. That is a blow that will have negative reverberations for generations to come." "The Russian interference in our election is a virtual coup against...

The Obama family has landed. In Hawaii. For their last tax-payer funded Winter Holiday (whoops! trigger warning!)The Won with Wee Won 1The entire Happy FamilyPerhaps a little vacation - well okay, you and I might consider 17 days in paradise a really BIG vacation, butt a little perspective here, people! – will renew their HOPE.And the best part about this year’s vacation: when they return they’ll only have 15 days left in the White House. That will renew our HOPE! for CHANGE!So as we all go about our Christmas shopping/baking/tree trimming/chores here’s a little something to make the time fly...

Goniff the Thief aka Skinner aka David Allen aka Mr. Shelly Moskwa finds Trump alarming. What is really alarming is Skinner's outright deception and thievery. Mr. Even Handed spent years running DUmmieland in which the vast majority of the DUmmies were adamantly opposed to Hillary. And during all that time Skinner was secretly receiving campaign cash via his wife, Shelly Moskwa, who also acted as the treasurer for Her Heinous. In previous DUFU editions I provided links and documentation of FEC information revealing those Clinton Cash payments funneled to Skinner. Of course, NOT ONCE did that craven thief own...