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Dems Say Russian Hacking "an Act of War" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Dec 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/17/2016 8:05:01 AM PST by John Semmens

President Obama ratcheted up the confrontational rhetoric the Democratic Party has leveled at Russia for allegedly "hacking the election to ensure their 'puppet' Trump would defeat Secretary Clinton."

Retiring Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) called the hack "as bad as 9/11. The attack on the World Trade Center and Pentagon only killed some ordinary Americans. The Russian hack blocked the ascension of the most qualified person to ever seek the presidency of the United States. That is a blow that will have negative reverberations for generations to come."

"The Russian interference in our election is a virtual coup against the American people's right to choose their own leaders," Obama declared. "It is worse than the attack Japan made on Pearl Harbor 75 years ago. The Japanese only destroyed a few naval vessels and a couple of thousand sailors and soldiers. The Russian intrusion has attempted to overthrow our entire government. Our response must be proportionate to this threat."

The President went on to promise that "we will strike back at a time and place of our own choosing. There will be no advance warnings. There will be no negotiations or compromises. Russia's only escape from our wrath is to confess to their crime and pay reparations. As for Trump, this poseur who has steadfastly refused to acknowledge his complicity will be jailed or deported to Russia, if there still is a Russia after I'm done with them."

In his headlong rush toward nuclear brinkmanship, President Obama neglected to mention the illegal financial aid Saudi Arabia provided to the Hillary campaign. Neither did he remember his own efforts to intervene in the Israeli election to try to defeat Netanyahu. Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest insisted that these instances of meddling "are irrelevant since, unlike the Russian hacking, they didn't succeed."

In contrast, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton's former rival for the Democratic presidential nomination, advised that "we should not blame the Russians for the Democratic Party's rigged nomination of the most unpopular presidential candidate in history for the Party's loss in the presidential race."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=238140.0


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; russians; satire; threats

1 posted on 12/17/2016 8:05:01 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Putin and the Russians targeted Hillary Clinton

Putin and the Russians clearly targeted Hillary Clinton. Thankfully, she is
used to ducking from sniper fire - she learned this when she led the U.S.
Marine Corps in her dangerous Bosnia missions.

While she got away without nary a scratch, Putin did enough damage to
make her lose the election - the bullet hit her blackberry which hacked
into her homebrew server.

The rest is herstory.

2 posted on 12/17/2016 8:06:44 AM PST by Bon mots
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To: John Semmens

this bs is getting to the point of being dangerous


3 posted on 12/17/2016 8:25:29 AM PST by jneesy (I want my country back and Trump is gonna give it to me)
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To: jneesy

It’s more than BS, I firmly believe this is an orchestrated attempt to undermine American Democracy with lies and BS directed to a final goal: The Hijacking of the American way of life and our freedoms. The establishment of a one world order with the ultimate goal of the enslavement of Mankind to the warped Socialist agenda. OBama is just a puppet as was Hillary Clinton, the real manipulator behind this is that Soros guy, he is the puppet-master in all this. That dirtbag had the most to gain out of a Clinton presidency. We all must act now to counter this nonsense and set America back on it’s proper course. and Yes help President Trump clean out the swamp in DC.


4 posted on 12/17/2016 8:50:56 AM PST by Mr. C (Take Back America!)
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To: John Semmens
Retiring Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) called the hack "as bad as 9/11.

Retiring Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) should be in hiding because the Democrats he leads failed to understand or take appropriate action to ensure the cyber security of their data and information.

Instead he broadcasts and complains that he is incompetent!

The "hack" was bad because of your cyber security policies or lack of policies! How embarrassing to call yourself out and declare your incompetence! Just leave and let those remaining in the Democratic Party deal with the mess you left!

It is not difficult; ask the Republicans for help, or at least take a look at what they are doing to ensure cyber security. It is NOT rocket science!

5 posted on 12/17/2016 8:51:54 AM PST by olezip
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