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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • All political debates are the same...

    07/17/2015 12:37:44 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 4 replies
    American Irony ^ | 7-17-15 | The Looking Spoon
  • Still Clinging to Guns and Religion…

    07/17/2015 5:52:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-17-2015 | MOTUS
    I see you’re conflicted on this Mr. President, so let me be perfectly clear:Muhammad was not a “lone gunman.” He was a jihadi; an agent of the Islamic State, our sworn enemy despite your hesitancy to reciprocate – or even participate.Nor was Muhammad even a terrorist – domestic or otherwise. Because prior to the age of deconstruction (i.e. B.O.) - when words still had meaning - terrorism was defined as “the use of violence or the threat of violence against civilians, in the pursuit of political goals.” Attacking a military target was considered an act of war. All that gets fuzzier...
  • TGIF Toons

    07/17/2015 2:43:56 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 July 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Conservative e-cards

    07/16/2015 1:42:09 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 20 replies
    American Irony ^ | 7-16-15 | The Looking Spoon
    I'm starting a new project, American Irony. I'm posting to it while finishing up everything, but one of the big things I'm going to try to do is something similar to someecards...it's all still a work in progress (which will never truly be done, I guess), but here are some examples.I also want to make some more greeting card-ish designs, I need to figure that out :-)
  • Obama orders Army to demote Major Garrett to 2nd LT; confined to barracks for 3 weeks; loss of pay

    07/16/2015 10:04:51 AM PDT · by ken5050 · 29 replies
    one man's opinion.....
    President Obama, obviously very annoyed at a reporter's question about the just-signed deal with Iran; today showed that he is not afraid to exert his role at Commander in Chief. The White House today announced that suitable disciplinary measures would be taken against the the offender, Major Garrett.
  • Slippery Slopes: They’re Not Fallacies

    07/16/2015 5:02:21 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-16-2015 | MOTUS
    Just last week, in reference to the abandonment of first principles, we were reminded by Mark Steyn: The trick of civilizational self-preservation is to spot this stuff when it's just small things and stop it at the itsy-bitsy stage. It's never one thing that is unlike the other, two opposing corners of civilization and barbarism, an express train rocketing from one to the other. It's always a continuum. Since several of you have posted the now infamous video of Dr. Deborah Nucatola discussing the sale of, uh, “undifferentiated tissue mass” I will not do so again. Butt I will point...
  • Tommy Sotomayor Goes In Hard Ethering...The Kool Aid Man?

    07/15/2015 1:29:36 PM PDT · by Morgana · 3 replies
    sotomayortv5 ^ | Jul 5, 2015 | Tommy Sotomayor
    Tommy Sotomayor Goes In Hard Ethering...The Kool Aid Man? VIDEO ONLY ON LINK
  • Because a man hears what he wants to hear…

    07/15/2015 5:26:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-15-2015 | MOTUS
    Lord Weidenfeld, 94, a Jewish British citizen, is spending his own money to rescue 2000 Christians from the Islamic State terrorists in Syria and Iraq.  He’s doing this to show his gratitude to the religion that rescued him from the Nazis in occupied Austria in 1938.In today’s politically correct world however, where “no good deed goes unpunished,” he is being criticized for not offering to rescue Muslims who are also being persecuted by the Islamic State. Fortunately for the world, members of the Greatest Generation are far more capable of practicing judicious pragmatism than their progeny. Allow Lord Weidenfeld to...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    07/15/2015 4:21:52 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 9 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 July 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Exclusive Footage Of El Chapo Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmáns Escape From A Mexican Prison!

    07/14/2015 1:56:09 PM PDT · by Morgana · 27 replies
    TnnRawNews/Youtube ^ | Jul 14, 2015 | Tommy Sotomayor
    Exclusive Footage Of El Chapo Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmáns Escape From A Mexican Prison! VIDEO ONLY ON LINK
  • Barry and Carré’s Excellent Adventure

    07/14/2015 4:50:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-14-2015 | MOTUS
    In another in his series of “How about I give you my new car for one of your old shoes?” deals, BHO and his secretary Jean Carré sealed their nuclear deal with Iran. And as soon as Congress rubber stamps it, the Barry-Carré team will enable the staging of George Carlin’s wet dream. “I can't wait until the Middle East really explodes. Ancient hatred and modern weapons. My kind of show, man!” - George Carlin And this just in from BHO’s early morning teleprompter read: Big Guy will “vee-toe” any attempt by the do-nothing Congress to oppose his will. So...
  • Why Greece Got Schooled

    07/14/2015 12:56:54 AM PDT · by Berlin_Freeper · 16 replies
    slate.com ^ | July 13 2015 | Jordan Weissmann
    In the end, Alexis Tsipras all but gave Germany naming rights to the Parthenon in order to secure a new bailout deal for Greece. After a caustic all-night negotiating session, the prime minister surrendered to nearly every demand from Europe's leaders in return for an agreement that, theoretically, will keep his country in the eurozone and stave off an immediate economic crisis.
  • Affirmation For The MOTI

    07/13/2015 5:19:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-13-2015 | MOTUS
    Take a bow, MOTI, you are all innate insurgents.At least according to Daniel Greenfield, the Sultan of Knish. I think one of you must have posted a link to this post as it was in my satchel of “must reads.” Butt if, like me, you never find time to get around to reading all those gems stuffed into your perpetual stack of stuff, here’s one you don’t want to miss: Five Ways to Fight the Left and Make Your Life Better. He lists 5 things that the MOTI (Famiglia MOTUS) have been doing for years now. Organic Opposition doesn't require...
  • Armed American Radio (7-12-15)

    07/12/2015 5:01:10 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 1 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 7-12-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Kinky Boots – Forever!

    07/12/2015 5:38:25 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-12-2015 | MOTUS
    Of course it’s a musical! With TransJenders! Kinky Boots: A drag queen comes to the rescue of a man who, after inheriting his father's shoe factory, needs to diversify his product if he wants to keep the business afloat. That’s right, the entire first female family went to Broadway to watch the Tony Award winning Kinky Boots. Why? Because we’re on vacation! And we’re not going to Martha’s Vineyard for another 4 weeks. First Lady Michelle Obama and her two daughters brought their dancing shoes to the Saturday matinee of the hit Broadway show “Kinky Boots.”The First Family, despite the...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    07/12/2015 1:56:16 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 July 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Meanwhile In Washington...(18's not enough. Press pool told Pres Obama playing another 9 )

    07/11/2015 8:02:29 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 8 replies
    Zero Hedge ^ | 7-11-15 | @markknoller
    18's not enough. Press pool told Pres Obama playing another 9 at Caves Valley. — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) July 11, 2015
  • A question for the politically correct?

    07/11/2015 7:19:46 PM PDT · by LonePalm · 19 replies
    Topix ^ | 7/11/2015 | Unknown
    I really wish I could take credit for this but I can't. If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner goes missing, will they put his/her picture on a carton of Half & Half?
  • Requiem for a Flag. And History

    07/11/2015 5:44:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 44 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-11-2015 | MOTUS
    Yeah, that’s right: all this for a damn flag. In the mistaken belief that denying history is the same as making it go away, the Confederate Flag was laid to rest yesterday by a coalition of States’ Rights deniers and 21st Century Orwellians.In a breath-taking act of self-censorship the South Carolina Assembly voted to refrain from exercising their freedom of expression and banished the flag from the capital. Forgetting, or ignoring, the actual history of the Civil War in favor of a version that makes it all about slavery is all very au courant. And it’s a cute trick: by denying...
  • What we need

    07/10/2015 8:37:54 PM PDT · by Mathews · 14 replies
    Mathewd | Mathewd
    Two words: Boondocks Saints.