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| 7/11/2015
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Posted on 07/11/2015 7:19:46 PM PDT by LonePalm
I really wish I could take credit for this but I can't.
If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner goes missing, will they put his/her picture on a carton of Half & Half?
TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brucejenner; genderbender
I saw this on a local forum.
I was very happy I wasn't taking a sip of soda when I saw it.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
07/11/2015 7:19:46 PM PDT
by
LonePalm
To: LonePalm
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posted on
07/11/2015 7:21:26 PM PDT
by
HarleyLady27
(Send 'slob boy of the oval office' back to Kenya ASAP, and save America...)
To: LonePalm
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posted on
07/11/2015 7:22:15 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
To: LonePalm
you forgot the barf alert. Mods - please erase this thread from my eyes, memory, etc.
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posted on
07/11/2015 7:28:33 PM PDT
by
onona
(Obama's entire term reads like a John Semmens post.)
To: LonePalm
Well, that would be logical. lol
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posted on
07/11/2015 7:34:27 PM PDT
by
berdie
To: LonePalm
There’s a surprise in every carton.
To: LonePalm
Ha ha! I made up one:
How do you address a business letter to Bruce/Caitlin Jenner? “Dear Sir and/or Madame . . .”
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posted on
07/11/2015 8:32:33 PM PDT
by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
To: MoochPooch
"How do you address a business letter to Bruce/Caitlin Jenner? 'Dear Sir and/or Madame . . .'"
Near Miss,
To: LonePalm
"If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner goes missing, will they put his/her picture on a carton of Half & Half?"
Look for it on tubes of KY jelly...
(barfs)
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posted on
07/11/2015 8:58:43 PM PDT
by
45semi
(A police state is always preceded by a nanny state...)
To: LonePalm
pffffft
sneeeerk
skieeenk
Bwahh Hah Hah Hah!
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posted on
07/11/2015 9:12:56 PM PDT
by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: LonePalm
Another question:
Does Jenner now hold the Women’s World Record for the 400 meter dash?
47.60
Marita Koch (East Germany)
47.51
Caitlyn Jenner
If not, why not?
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posted on
07/11/2015 9:39:52 PM PDT
by
D-fendr
(Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
To: LonePalm
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posted on
07/11/2015 9:52:39 PM PDT
by
libertarian27
(FR Cookbooks - On Profile Page)
To: LonePalm
You owe me a keyboard but the laugh was worth the price. Carry on.
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posted on
07/11/2015 10:35:15 PM PDT
by
cpdiii
(DECKHAND, ROUGHNECK, GEOLOGIST, PILOT, PHARMACIST, LIBERTARIAN The Constitution is worth dying for.)
To: 45semi
"If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner goes missing, will they put his/her picture on a carton of Half & Half?" Look for it on tubes of KY jelly... Your are an politically incorrect bad person, but I like it.!
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posted on
07/11/2015 10:38:17 PM PDT
by
cpdiii
(DECKHAND, ROUGHNECK, GEOLOGIST, PILOT, PHARMACIST, LIBERTARIAN The Constitution is worth dying for.)
To: LonePalm
You owe me a keyboard but the laugh was worth the price. Carry on.
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posted on
07/11/2015 10:40:48 PM PDT
by
cpdiii
(DECKHAND, ROUGHNECK, GEOLOGIST, PILOT, PHARMACIST, LIBERTARIAN The Constitution is worth dying for.)
To: LonePalm
dang. I saw this around 10 & it just finally hit me: Half & Half. LOL Oh gosh...
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posted on
07/11/2015 10:51:25 PM PDT
by
KGeorge
(Hell no- we ain't forgettin')
To: clearcarbon
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posted on
07/11/2015 11:53:06 PM PDT
by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
To: LonePalm
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posted on
07/12/2015 1:35:01 AM PDT
by
ATOMIC_PUNK
(Eee eee eee Oooh ooh ooh .....{ Curious George } to the man in the yellow hat !)
To: MoochPooch
—your choice but please do not use, “It” as it offends the liberals.
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posted on
07/12/2015 4:39:56 AM PDT
by
BTCM
(Death and destruction is the only treaty Muslims comprehend.)
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Good find.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
07/12/2015 9:26:41 AM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
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