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  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    06/14/2015 3:10:39 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 14 June 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Hillary’s Empty Pants Suit Collection Evokes Yawns

    06/13/2015 12:16:34 PM PDT · by Ge0ffrey · 12 replies
    Didn’t these ungrateful wretches realize that Fashion Week had billed the unveiling of Hillary Clinton’s Empty Pants Suit Collection as its main event? Hadn’t New York’s brightest pre-anointed Hillary as the elite of the fashionably elite? Poor lady, no wonder she cries. Empty pants suit after empty pants suit paraded down the runway. However, there were no checks, no patterns, no bright colors, no top that was not an exact match to the solid bottom. At least one could marvel at the precision of the creases, each more exact than the next as if the designer were wanting us to...
  • HUD Eager to Put More Public Housing into Suburban Neighborhoods [semi-satire]

    06/13/2015 11:15:38 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 June 2015 | John Semmens
    The Obama Administration’s Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is working on new regulations that would tie federal aid to the placement of low-income public housing within white suburbs. HUD Secretary Julian Castro explained that “ensuring diversity in every community is a key goal of this Administration. People on welfare shouldn’t be denied the right to live in nice communities just because there is no affordable housing available. Likewise, racists shouldn’t be allowed to insulate themselves from having neighbors of color merely by moving into areas with expensive housing.” A possible fringe benefit for whites under this initiative, according...
  • A Trade You Can Believe In

    06/13/2015 6:06:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-13-2015 | MOTUS
    ObamaTrade is on hold for now - thanks to a handful of Democrats who were surprised and offended that Big Guy came to solicit their votes by guilting them and impugning their integrity.Why the surprise? That’s how Barry always deals with people who dare question his directives. So Democrats rejected a Trade Adjustment Assistance (TAA) measure (like dozens of others they’ve always  approved enthusiastically and unconditionally). That negated the subsequent symbolic passage of the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) which was not allowed to high-speed railroad us into economic suicide without the accompanying TAA. Apparently the donkey balls couldn’t convince their union...
  • Angry Obama Vows Vengeance against Trade Bill Opponents [semi-satire]

    06/12/2015 7:14:02 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 14 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 June 2015 | John Semmens
    Alternating between tears and venom, a stunned President Obama ranted against members of his own Party, calling them "faithless turncoats" and alleging that "they are destroying my credibility with foreign nations," after the House of Representatives voted 302 to 126 against the Trade Adjustment Assistance Act--a provision deemed crucial to the fate of his "fast track" trade legislation. The vote came after a rare personal appearance of President Obama to lobby for the legislation. Erstwhile political ally, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif), led Democratic opposition to the President's wishes. She remained unfazed by the President's threat "to make life...
  • The Liger, The Wig & The Wardrobe

    06/12/2015 10:30:59 AM PDT · by xuberalles · 6 replies
    Self | 6/12/15 | Me
    If Jesus returned to Earth to ease the suffering of the poor, afflicted, and the persecuted, who do you think the liberal media would choose to honor: the Son of God or Caitlyn Jenner? This is how utterly delusional and myopic progressives have become in their quest to worship the LGBT community to the fall of Christianity, if not all humanity. How else can you explain ESPN giving the Arthur Ash Courage Award to a 65 year-old, cross dressing father of six – an accolade typically bestowed upon those bravely facing imminent death or grave injury – rather than a...
  • The Limits of White Privilege

    06/12/2015 7:06:31 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 20 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-12-2015 | MOTUS
    Finally: some limits to white privilege. Apparently impersonating a black person is not covered, no matter how good your intentions. At least not if you’re a woman.Just ask Rachel Dolezal, president of the NAACP's chapter in Spokane and also a part-time professor in the Africana Studies Program at Eastern Washington University. Rachel, who claims to be white, black and Native American, was outed by her own mother to be of Czech, Swedish, and German ancestry, along with some "faint traces" of Native American heritage – like Elizabeth Warren except Rachel doesn’t even have high cheekbones. It seems this is all...
  • TGIF Toons

    06/12/2015 4:02:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 13 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 June 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Hard Choices, Hard Blows

    06/11/2015 5:41:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-11-2015 | MOTUS
    It started innocently enough, with Hilz’ first official Instagram:Butt it wasn’t long before the stilettos came out as Carly Fiorina’s Super PAC jumped in the fray: “Hillary Clinton’s ‘hard choices’ are which pant suit to wear," said spokeswoman Leslie Shedd. "Carly Fiorina has laid out her positions on actual hard choices – whether on how to stop ISIS or how to re-invent government to actually make it work for the people it serves. Carly understands that our nation is at a pivotal point and we need a true leader in the Oval Office who understands the real hard choices Americans...
  • Where DID You Come From?

    06/10/2015 5:31:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-10-2015 | MOTUS
      Coincidence? The students at King College Prep in South Chicago won this year’s prestigious “Win the FLOTUS” contest: King College Prep landed the first lady as a graduation speaker by winning a video contest encouraging students to complete the “FAFSA” form — the Free Application for Federal Student Aid, a critical first step to securing financial assistance. - AP Did they win for their skill at filling out forms for free stuff, or because it’s the school where Hadiya Pendleton would have graduated this year - had she not been gunned down walking home from school by a white...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    06/10/2015 3:40:10 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 10 June 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • GERALDO’S ARMED GUARD IN BALTIMORE LACKED MARYLAND CARRY PERMIT, STILL IN JAIL

    06/09/2015 2:51:02 PM PDT · by TexasCajun · 31 replies
    Breitbart.com ^ | 09 Jun 2015 | AWR HAWKINS
    The armed guard who protected Geraldo Rivera as he covered the Baltimore riots has been under arrest since May 1 due to the fact that he did not have a license to carry a gun in Maryland. According to the The Baltimore Sun’s Kevin Rector, the guard “has been in jail since May 1 for carrying guns around Baltimore protest w/o an MD carry permit.” The Sun reports that Baltimore Officer John Potts “spotted a man holding handcuffs and an ammunition box” on May 1. He kept watching and saw Donald F. Scott allegedly “open the rear hatch of a...
  • Led Zeppelin cartoon mystery

    06/09/2015 9:59:55 AM PDT · by NewJerseyJoe · 118 replies
    self | 6/9/15 | NewJerseyJoe
    I know of no finer assemblage of minds and knowledge than the folks on Free Republic. I came across this cartoon this morning: I figured out that it's a reference to Led Zeppelin -- but being familiar with only three of the group's songs, I'm at a loss to figure out which song's lyrics are being parodied. I'm 100% percent confident that some FReeper will know -- and probably in less than 10 minutes after I post this. Thanks!
  • CAUTION: Ongoing Destruction All Over Washington D.C.

    06/09/2015 4:46:30 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-9-2015 | MOTUS
    “Our objective is clear: We will degrade, and ultimately destroy, ISIL." – Barack Obama Our objective may be clear, butt our strategy is, well, unclear. As far as ISIL concerned anyway. Meanwhile, on other fronts, if the objective is to degrade and ultimately destroy…I’m going to say “mission accomplished.”Additional CAUTION signs around Washington D.C. indicate ongoing Destruction remains in full swing on the Constitution, Congress and the Pentagon. Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Would Linseed's Unloved, 1-Cylinder Campaign Get Rolling if He Got a Pair (of Liberal Glasses)?

    06/09/2015 2:38:27 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 09 June 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    You know, since he's our intellectual superior and all- (and because the online left likes him so much) If they fit, wear 'em Lindsey Graham (squish, SC) often makes sense when he's talking about Islamic terrorism or the Russians- but less-so soon after that, especially when it comes to open borders immigration schemes, never-ending war with the TEA Party, 'climate change' BS, or his laying-down in confirmation proceedings for radical Obama cabinet/SCOTUS nominees... Foreign policy has always been my top hot-button issue- and with all due respect,  Senator Graham is really not bad there, if you're willing to  overlook grave errors (right alongside Quick-Draw...
  • NEW RULES: The Gelded White Police Officer’s Guide To Dealing With Unruly Black People

    06/08/2015 6:06:19 PM PDT · by IChing · 44 replies
    ClashDaily.com ^ | 6/8/15 | Donald Joy
    By now, everyone in America should have realized that the white man’s laws are not to be applied to black people, because slavery and Jim Crow, and white supremacy and white privilege, and institutional racism and disparate impact and achievement gap and structural inequality and kill whitey anyway, that’s why. Blacks can just do whatever they want. Anything opposing that basic principle is hateful bigotry. Pursuant to this new policy, which has actually been in development for quite a few years now, we’ve come up with a set of firm guidelines which are to be deemed in force immediately, for...
  • New AG Seeks to Federalize All Elections [semi-satire]

    06/08/2015 3:12:42 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 June 2015 | John Semmens
    Contending that “it is shameful that we allow each state to determine its own qualifications for voters,” Attorney General Loretta Lynch has proposed new rules that would concentrate all authority over elections under the jurisdiction of her US Department of Justice. “I know that the Constitution gave states the right to run their own elections, but it also gave Congress the right to alter state regulations if it so chooses,” Lynch pointed out. Lynch said she is “especially aggrieved that states get to determine who is and isn’t mentally competent to cast a ballot. By what right does any state...
  • New Candidate for President Vows to Complete Metric Conversion [semi-satire]

    06/08/2015 10:22:25 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 June 2015 | John Semmens
    This week, former Rhode Island Senator and Governor Lincoln Chafee announced he is seeking the Democratic nomination for president in the 2016 election. A key factor in his decision to enter the race is “to bring the much-needed conversion of weights and measurements in this country into line with the metric system.” “The United States is seriously out of step with the rest of the world,” Chafee contended. “When everyone else is using meters and liters it is sheer arrogance for us to be using yards and gallons. It’s like we saying ‘we’re too good to lower ourselves to your...
  • Armed American Radio (6-7-15)

    06/07/2015 4:14:20 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 1 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 6-7-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Congresswoman Touts Mandatory Gun Insurance [semi-satire]

    06/07/2015 11:26:41 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 June 2015 | John Semmens
    Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-NY) has introduced the Firearm Risk Protection Act—a bill she says will “make gun violence prohibitively expensive.” The gist of Maloney’s legislation is to require that every gun owner purchase liability insurance covering any injuries or fatalities resulting from the use of their weapons. “My bill would boost the cost of owning a gun by thousands of dollars a year,” the Congresswoman boasted. “This should price firearms out of reach for most people. No longer would owning a gun be a one-time purchase. There’d be continuing annual fees to be paid. The number of persons owning guns...