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HUD Eager to Put More Public Housing into Suburban Neighborhoods [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 June 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/13/2015 11:15:38 AM PDT by John Semmens

The Obama Administration’s Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is working on new regulations that would tie federal aid to the placement of low-income public housing within white suburbs.

HUD Secretary Julian Castro explained that “ensuring diversity in every community is a key goal of this Administration. People on welfare shouldn’t be denied the right to live in nice communities just because there is no affordable housing available. Likewise, racists shouldn’t be allowed to insulate themselves from having neighbors of color merely by moving into areas with expensive housing.”

A possible fringe benefit for whites under this initiative, according to Castro is that “they wouldn’t have to go into the urban ghetto to buy recreational drugs. Public housing will bring drug vendors to their neighborhoods. This will save them the time and trouble of venturing into undesirable areas in order to purchase crack or weed.”

Castro acknowledged that “having drug dealers nearby also has its down side. There could be turf wars as gang members shoot it out to determine who will own the territory. And there may be a bump up in burglaries or robberies as addicts living in nearby public housing scrounge to obtain the funds needed to support their habits. But the Administration feels that this redistribution of crime will be more equitable in the long run.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/06/13/angry-obama-vows-vengeance-against-trade-bill-opponents/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: crime; racism; satire; welfare

1 posted on 06/13/2015 11:15:38 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Allende in Chile did a similar Move any Open space in Rich neighborhoods he emminent domained the land and Built Project apartment buildings surrounding Santiago Chile. He planned to close Boarders and begin transition to Cuban Marxism. Fidel Castro turned a 2 week visit into a 6 month visit to help Allende Plan the transition.

One week before the Marxist Launch General Pinochet launched the coup de Etat against Allende.

Later with the help of Father of Free Markets Milton Friedman helped him reopen the Markets and economy. In 1980 they Privatized Social Security to 12 retirement Funds then 1982 Privatized SERMENA to 6 Private exchanges ISAPRES. Today Chile has no Deficits and SS returns 8% a year on retirement funds.

Israel was rumored to be part of the training of the Air Force. Israel trains in Northern desert region atacama desert. The Airforce is harbored in undergroud bunkers. It is amazing driving down the road to see a Screaming climb out of a bunkered runway..


2 posted on 06/13/2015 11:32:52 AM PDT by philly-d-kidder (AB-Sheen"The truth is the truth if nobody believes it,a lie is still a lie, everybody believes it")
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To: John Semmens

Stupid Dang Satire sites.....quit giving them ideas. It’s not funny.


3 posted on 06/13/2015 11:33:30 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: philly-d-kidder

Screaming Jet


4 posted on 06/13/2015 11:34:33 AM PDT by philly-d-kidder (AB-Sheen"The truth is the truth if nobody believes it,a lie is still a lie, everybody believes it")
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To: John Semmens

Semi-funny. Unfortunately, bad neighbors come in all colors.

Those who can afford to do so move into neighborhoods where un-neighborly behavior is frowned upon and even prohibited. The anti-HOA crowd don’t seem to understand any of this. (Or perhaps they’re the bad neighbors, cloaking their un-neighborliness in cries of “Freedom!”)


5 posted on 06/13/2015 11:36:36 AM PDT by LearsFool ("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
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...."HUD Secretary Julian Castro explained that “ensuring diversity in every community is a key goal of this Administration".....

Baloney! They'll bring this with them...plus they don't know how to behave themselves...you cannot change their culture habits relocating them.


6 posted on 06/13/2015 11:57:47 AM PDT by caww
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To: John Semmens
...."HUD Secretary Julian Castro explained that “ensuring diversity in every community is a key goal of this Administration".....

Baloney! They'll bring this with them...plus they don't know how to behave themselves...you cannot change their culture habits relocating them.


7 posted on 06/13/2015 11:57:48 AM PDT by caww
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...racists shouldn’t be allowed to insulate themselves from having neighbors of color merely by moving into areas with expensive housing.”

Sarcasm or not, that's no "insulation". Any minority who can afford to do so may move anywhere he chooses.

8 posted on 06/13/2015 1:43:08 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & Ifwater the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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“Baloney! They’ll bring this with them...plus they don’t know how to behave themselves...you cannot change their culture habits relocating them.”

Oh, you simply don’t understand how to change culture, do you? See, the problem in the inner cities is that there are no role models for those who live there. Once they’ve moved into the better neighborhoods where people have all the nice things, they will come to see that a change in their culture will allow them to have the better things too. They will see people going to work in the morning and coming home in the evening with nice things. They will see that having a job is how you get ahead.

A liberal told me that. I said he was right, they will see their neighbors with the finer things leaving for work and they will see that opportunities exist. They will see the opportunity to steal all that fine stuff while they’re gone to work.

Another, more honest, liberal explained it this way. Once a sufficient number have been moved into the more affluent neighborhoods, the voting patterns in those neighborhoods will change. Those living there will be much more willing to support welfare programs since the more money we give the poor, the less likely they will steal our stuff while we’re at work. And, once we get to know our new neighbors, we will come to like them and want them to have more welfare.

Liberals really do believe all that.


9 posted on 06/13/2015 2:06:30 PM PDT by DugwayDuke
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To: John Semmens

Not. Funny.

poverty begins with a person’s outlook.

many folks have overcome poverty and then become successful; the driving factor behind them is “I don’t ever want to live poor”.

many others, in the face of adversity, throw up their hands and say, “I’m falling.....”

both the above scenarios I know firsthand.


10 posted on 06/13/2015 5:21:04 PM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000)
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“first hand” means,

a member of my family was in one case (successful), and another member of my family was in the other (poor)


11 posted on 06/13/2015 5:24:52 PM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000)
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