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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • VIDEO: Five Hours of Walking in NYC as a Jets Fan

    11/09/2014 1:08:08 PM PST · by Impala64ssa · 5 replies
    The Big Lead ^ | 11/8/14 | Stephen Douglas
    Of all the videos parodying the original NYC cat calling video, this is my favorite. It’s funny, doesn’t overstay its welcome, and is the most believable. Usually, I agree that people should be left alone, but when you dress like a Jets fan, you are kind of asking for it.
  • Landrieu off to Bad Start in Louisiana Runoff Election [satire]

    11/09/2014 8:13:25 AM PST · by John Semmens · 13 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    Incumbent Senator Mary Landrieu (D-Louisiana) got off to a bad start in her desperate bid to hold onto her seat. In an attempt to characterize her Republican opponent Bill Cassidy as “unreliable” and “undependable,” Landrieu demanded to know what he had done to help the state recover from 2005’s Hurricane Katrina. Cassidy, an MD, responded that he had been working to provide medical aid to refugees of the storm. With help from friends and neighbors he and his physicians’ group set up an emergency treatment center in an abandoned K-Mart. Landrieu shruugged this off as “small potatoes. While my opponent...
  • When Good Fences Make Good Neighbors and When They Don’t

    11/09/2014 7:22:20 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-9-2014 | MOTUS
    Today marks the 25th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. And I see that the Revisionists have taken the opportunity to rewrite history again.Yes, the same people who rewrote the history of WWII, giving the victory to Stalin rather than the American led Allies (and the H-bomb whose name we dare not mention), are back. This time they have handed credit for the fall of the Berlin Wall not to the policies of Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher and Pope John Paul XXIII butt rather to Mikhail Gorbachev.Gorby smooches East Berlin leader Erich HoneckerOkay, I see how you can...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    11/09/2014 3:25:17 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 09 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • President Ready to Use Executive Action for Amnesty [satire]

    11/08/2014 5:52:12 PM PST · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    Though he did leave open the option of signing an amnesty bill passed by Congress, President Obama vowed to “go it alone if they don’t give me what I want.” New York politicians Senator Charles Schmer (D) and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) endorsed using a Presidential Executive Order to accomplish immigration reform. “Even if a GOP controlled Congress were to pass an immigration reform bill it is bound to be cluttered with unessential, un-American add-ons like enhanced border security, deportation of criminals and the like,” Schumer warned. “These types of restrictions tarnish America as a beacon...
  • Obama's Selection for Attorney General - Funny Picture Setup.

    11/08/2014 2:36:57 PM PST · by TNoldman · 18 replies
    11-8-2014 | TNoldman
    [URL=http://s1361.photobucket.com/user/richard46140/media/loretta-lynch-nominated_635x250_1415466344_zpse367032a.jpg.html][IMG]http://i1361.photobucket.com/albums/r677/richard46140/loretta-lynch-nominated_635x250_1415466344_zpse367032a.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
  • The most accurate photo of the UN ever taken

    11/08/2014 12:16:47 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 23 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-8-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Intentional or not, some photographer has capture one of the greatest truths of our time...
  • Live, From The Left Wing…It’s Saturday Night!

    11/08/2014 7:19:07 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-8-2014 | MOTUS
    “You don’t like a particular policy or a particular president? Then argue for your position. Go out there and win an election." – Barack Obama, October 2013 Butt when you win, don’t expect to get your way. That right is reserved for the Left:“The election’s over John, I won.” Barack Obama, February 2010So - we posed for the press,Whoops! That looks a little too, ah, authentic. Take 2:broke bread with the enemy,and doubled down on our plan to fundamentally transform America.“So here’s what you’re gonna’ do.”Butt don’t worry: as long as the Republicans do things the way Barry wants...
  • Obama thinks his post-election "mandate" is bigger than the GOP's

    11/07/2014 12:46:01 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 35 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-7-14 | The Looking Spoon
    From the Washington Examiner President Obama did something extraordinary, perhaps unprecedented, in his post-election news conference Wednesday: He claimed a mandate on behalf of voters who didn't vote. "To everyone who voted, I want you to know that I hear you," the president said. "To the two-thirds of voters who chose not to participate in the process yesterday, I hear you, too."...Obama's message to Republicans was unmistakable: My mandate is bigger than your mandate.... LOL. Liberalism is the ideology of anti-intellectual children, the examples of this are too numerous to count, but Obama has the brightest (or more accurately,...
  • Landrieu Backs Into A Buzzsaw: Attack On Cassidy Backfires Horribly [VIDEO]

    11/07/2014 10:55:24 AM PST · by TexasCajun · 83 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | 11/07/2014 | DEREK HUNTER
    In the fight of her political life, Louisiana Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu took the gloves off on day 1 of the runoff election between her and Republican candidate Bill Cassidy. Fewer than 24 hours later, the attack Landrieu launched went horribly wrong. The day after neither candidate reached the 50 percent plus 1 vote threshold, Sen. Landrieu held a press conference where she slammed her opponent as absent during the devastation from Hurricanes Katrina and Rita. Standing in front of a VA Medical Center construction site, Landrieu called Cassidy “wishy-washy, unreliable, undependable, not sure who he is, not sure who...
  • New Management Advises President They Are Closing Harry’s Roach Motel

    11/07/2014 6:51:41 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 20 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-7-2014 | MOTUS
    After staking out what some have deemed to be a defiant position at his Wednesday press conference, Barry will be meeting with Congressional leaders later today, including presumptive Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, (R-Kentucky) and the Speaker of the House, John Boehner. Also in attendance will be the current inn-keeper of the Senate Roach Motel, Harry Reid.Where Bills from the House of Representatives check in, butt they can never check out (SNIP) (h/t Mike Huckabee)Harry is appearing today under protest, as Big Guy had assured him repeatedly that “if you like your Senate Majority Leadership, you can keep your Senate...
  • More Righteous Midterms Gloating...

    11/07/2014 3:32:57 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 07 October 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-14 (DUmmies Pray for 2016 Senate Salvation)

    11/06/2014 6:20:42 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 6, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Please, Blue Fairy! Oh PRETTY PLEASE!!! Please return the Senate to the Democrats in 2016.The DUmmies are now praying for the Senate to return to majority Democrat in 2016. However, the very map they have posted shows it is an almost impossible task. I see at most 3 or maybe even 4 chances at the most. Not enough to regain the Senate especially since Landrieu looks like history and Manchin has a good chance of switching sides soon. In fact, the Democrats could even lose a couple of seats in 2016. I am thinking of Nevada tossing out Harry...
  • The last 5 years (or Obama) in candy hearts...

    11/06/2014 10:11:17 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-6-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Made this earlier this year before the bottom really dropped out from under Obama, and now it's more true than ever
  • Wave? More Like a Tsunami! (Cartoon)

    11/06/2014 6:32:10 AM PST · by Abakumov · 23 replies
    Radix News ^ | November 6, 2014 | Michael Ramirez
    His pen and phone won’t help him this time
  • “I stand with those who sat on the sidelines and did not vote.”

    11/06/2014 6:03:56 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 27 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-6-2014 | MOTUS
    When HOPE is no longer enough to drag you over the finish line there’s only one thing to do: change the rules.If you’re losing, CHANGE the rulesHence, after his party’s second midterm “shellacking” that term will no longer be acceptable, given its inherent racist overtones.Shellac: it comes in many shades, all brownSo here are the new rules of our non-functioning democracy: you get a voice if you cast a ballot, butt you get a LOUDER voice if you don’t bother to vote. “To everyone that voted, I want you to know that I heard you,” Obama began. “To two-thirds of...
  • A Touch of Humor - Liberal Prophets

    11/05/2014 7:54:25 PM PST · by Art in Idaho · 6 replies
    Conservatism is Calling ^ | November 5, 2014 | Chris Corrado
    A humorous montage of liberals 'calling' the election in the days before Tuesday, November 4th. Link here: Liberal Prophets
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-14 ("DWS needs to step down NOW !!")

    11/05/2014 7:35:29 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 48 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies are ANGRY at Debbie Wasserman Schultz and they want her to step down as Chair of the DNC NOW!!! The FUnnie thing is the DUmmies are far more upset with DWS than your humble correspondent ever was. In fact, I was never upset with DWS. I never told this story before but before we get into this DUFU edition, I need to relay to you an incredible personal story about DWS. A little over 7 years ago my wife was having trouble getting her Green Card despite us having been married over a year. The Feds kept...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-14 (DUmmies Discuss Why They Are Losers)

    11/05/2014 6:05:52 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 64 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Now that they have lost BIG in the midterms, the DUmmies discuss why they are losers. What is interesting in this post mortem is that the ground rules as set by DUmmie lumberjack_jeff is that they are NOT allowed to fall back on the usual excuses such as Diebold. Their loser awareness can be seen in this THREAD, "Post mortem thread. Why did we lose?" So let us now watch the DUmmies discuss their Inner Loser in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the Ebola Nurse threw the election to the Maine Republican governor,...
  • Democalypse

    11/05/2014 5:41:01 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-5-2014 | MOTUS
    For the first time in 6 years, I’m proud of my country.-I sure hope this works.Well, who knew? To quote the Ragin’ Cajun, “it’s the economy, stupid!” - followed closely by Obamacare, immigration, foreign affairs and Ebola. Big Guy was dead on: “make no mistake, my policies are on the ballot.” And the natives have weighed in with a resounding “take your policies and shove them.”Lady M is fuming because wherever she went, losses followed: Maine gubernatorial candidate Mike Michaud Iowa Maryland Democratic gubernatorial candidate, Anthony Brown, Senate candidate Bruce Baily Braley, Florida gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist, Colorado senate candidate...