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DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-14 (DUmmies Discuss Why They Are Losers)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/05/2014 6:05:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Now that they have lost BIG in the midterms, the DUmmies discuss why they are losers. What is interesting in this post mortem is that the ground rules as set by DUmmie lumberjack_jeff is that they are NOT allowed to fall back on the usual excuses such as Diebold. Their loser awareness can be seen in this THREAD, "Post mortem thread. Why did we lose?" So let us now watch the DUmmies discuss their Inner Loser in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the Ebola Nurse threw the election to the Maine Republican governor, is in the [brackets]:

Post mortem thread. Why did we lose?

[Because you're LOSERS?]

Ground rules;
a) "we didn't lose" = delusional.
b) "voters suck" = irrelevant and pointless. To win, we need their sucky votes.
c) "Fraud! Cheating! Vote suppression!" = denial


[Those are pretty horrible restraints for DUmmies but it will be interesting to see how they will handle it.]

I guess I go first. The democrats were overdependent on single female voters.

[As Mark Uterus learned the hard way.]

because the country is right wing, and has been so for some time

[Not ready for Bolshevik Revolution.]

BTW, 70% of Americans believe angels actually exist. So you'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people. But they still support the progressive program when it is presented without party affiliation as a set of proposals.

[So label Bolshevism as "Progressive?"]

I live in Maryland and I'm still trying to process the fact that we just lost the f***ing governorship, despite all the good things Martin O'Malley did for this f***ing state--all because greedy-ass, self-serving ignoramuses want their taxes lower. Really? That's why they would rather have a Republican governor when the last ReTHUG governor we had nearly destroyed the Maryland state economy? Really?

[Please note that I used 3 (THREE) asterisks.]

unnecessary gun grab attempt.

[Followed by a very necessary Tombstoning for you.]

Gun Control died the day Di-Fi opened her mouth.

[Didn't Di-Fi once tell us she carried a gun with her for protection?]

Yes, the game is rigged. How do you beat a rigged game?

[By leaving the country so go now.]

Get leftists on the ballot. Only support outspoken progressives and liberal. Rock the f***ing boat.

[Guess what? You will STILL vote for Hillary in 2016.]

It made me furious when the Republicans started making "liberal" a swear word, and Dem politicians fell all over one another saying, "Liberal? No, nobody here but us moderates! We're business friendly and for a strong defense!"

[Tell that to Mary Landrieu for her Jungle Runoff.]

The sad reality is that the Senate leader will be an old white guy, just like it is now.

[Would you prefer it run by a young Latin guy like Ted Cruz?]

The fact is the majority of Americans consider Obama too liberal. And no hysterical screed is going to change that. Even if it's true that most Americans support liberal values, when it comes to the voting booth, as has been proven over and over again, many don't want liberals and they don't like them. Reality.

[And DUmmie Number 23 WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

The democratic party lost tonight because for the most part the party is composed of losers. it's not this demographic or that one, it's not any one magic button, it's everything. It's systemic. You know how people here will tell you to "hold your nose ang vote?" Well, that smell you're protecting your nose from is gangrene. Internal rot.

[Mark Uterus is still reciting "War on Women" in his sleep.]

As for Coakley, I am baffled. She is the worst candidate ever! Why do MA Dems insist on running her for office?

[COAKLEY 2016!]

Repuglikkkan gerrymandering

[Yeah, gerrymandering explains all those Democrat Senate and gubernatorial losses.]

The Democrats did not turn out enough voters

[Both live and dead.]

We can thank The Clintons to have sided with the rethugs by relaying their Obama undeserved criticism....

[HILLARY 2016!]

I'm sitting here stunned in Illinois. We appear to have elected a right-wing, wealthy Republican as our governor.

[Would you prefer to be sitting stunned in Maryland?]

Koch money

[Harry Reid got a nickle for every time he mentioned the Koch Bros.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; election2014; losers
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All asterisks repeated thrice.
1 posted on 11/05/2014 6:05:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/05/2014 6:07:02 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Kim Jong Un last seen on a buffet line)
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To: PJ-Comix
Peeked at their site this morning. They are absolutely destitute and scratching their heads. They believed their own lies for so long. They actually think their loss was due to not getting their message out; when in fact, it WAS their message that lost them the election! LOL
3 posted on 11/05/2014 6:09:30 AM PST by Arcy (When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, people groan.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I know...I know!!!

Stupid, lo-info voters. Brain dead koolaid drinkers. Lazy whiners...with a 3-word vocabulary beginning with f-word.


4 posted on 11/05/2014 6:09:45 AM PST by luvie (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris, Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL Vets, too!)
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To: PJ-Comix
But they still support the progressive program when it is presented without party affiliation as a set of proposals.

No, they don't. Absent party labels, the general public consistently shows themselves to be, on an issues basis, center-right. It's only the DNC/Media snow job that gets people to vote against their beliefs to thwart the "bad guys".

5 posted on 11/05/2014 6:09:50 AM PST by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: LUV W

Top 10! So glad the DUFU’s are back and with the proper amount of ****’s. :0)


6 posted on 11/05/2014 6:11:11 AM PST by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe, they OD'd.
7 posted on 11/05/2014 6:13:03 AM PST by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thrice you shall count, no more, no less.
Thrice being the number, four is right out..


8 posted on 11/05/2014 6:14:50 AM PST by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yes Democrats, you got your a55es handed to you because you’re so much smarter and better than the rest of us ignorant ‘muricans. That must be it.


9 posted on 11/05/2014 6:16:04 AM PST by RC one (Militarized law enforcement is just a nice way of saying martial law enforcement.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I would love to know the average age of the posters on DU. Probably 15. If it wasn’t for the “f” word, they would have nothing to say.


10 posted on 11/05/2014 6:16:18 AM PST by ilovesarah2012
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To: PJ-Comix

YAY Top ten ***********


11 posted on 11/05/2014 6:16:41 AM PST by Mercat (*********************)
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To: Darksheare

“Maybe we should buy more of those Guy Fawkes masks... those make us look really cool.”


12 posted on 11/05/2014 6:19:28 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

“We need more hoodies and an Eminem tune!! Yeah!!”


13 posted on 11/05/2014 6:20:03 AM PST by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The sad thing is amnesty may kill the country regardless of what we do. We also have RINOs running the show.

It’s a one party system and has been for some time.


14 posted on 11/05/2014 6:20:40 AM PST by TigerClaws
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To: PJ-Comix

>Koch money

[Harry Reid got a nickle for every time he mentioned the Koch Bros.]<

Awww, what’s the matter, Kiddies? Soros money not enough, this time around?


15 posted on 11/05/2014 6:25:38 AM PST by Darnright (To reach something good, it is very useful to have gone astray, and thus acquire experience.)
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To: ilovesarah2012

I’m not sure what the average DU poster age actually is but I suspect its in the mid-20s. Old enough to know things, not old enough to know that they don’t know everything.


16 posted on 11/05/2014 6:26:20 AM PST by Personal Responsibility (I'd use the /S tag but is it really necessary?)
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To: PJ-Comix

“It made me furious when the Republicans started making “liberal” a swear word, and Dem politicians fell all over one another saying, “Liberal? No, nobody here but us moderates! We’re business friendly and for a strong defense!”


This is hilarious - I didn’t read any more of the delusion. “Liberal” became an epithet

BECAUSE OF WHAT IT’S LABELING.

It’s not the label itself that’s a “swear word”, it’s the ideology under it. It wouldn’t matter if you called yourselves “purple penguins”, it will eventually become a label to run away from because the ideology is abhorrent.


17 posted on 11/05/2014 6:29:20 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: PJ-Comix

Most Fabian Marxists understand that Obama was a mistake.

His way of implementing Marxism through “destroy and replace” tipped their hand.

They’d be better off with a Hillary who does Marxism more stealthily.


18 posted on 11/05/2014 6:31:00 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: PJ-Comix

Asterisks thrice makes DUmmies sound nice(er)

I do support the thread suggesting they leave the country “en masse”. But what country would accept them? (Other places have immigration laws, ya know).


19 posted on 11/05/2014 6:33:34 AM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: PJ-Comix
I went over and read that thread and it just makes your brain hurt. The stupidity levels are just astounding.

For one thing, they actually believe the Democratic Party represents the vanguard in their battle against "corporatism"! The Democratic Party, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Goldman Sachs and GE is going to free us from the evils of corporatism.

And they're going to vote in two years for Hillary Clinton, who would literally lick the boardroom floor of any corporation that promised her a big enough campaign check.

It's like some concentration camp prisoner dreaming of Hitler busting in, shooting the guards and setting him free.

20 posted on 11/05/2014 6:34:51 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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