unfortunately, it's getting to the point that you'll prolly have to BOLD the satire part cause it's all simply toooo real...
Posted on 11/08/2014 5:52:12 PM PST by John Semmens
Though he did leave open the option of signing an amnesty bill passed by Congress, President Obama vowed to “go it alone if they don’t give me what I want.”
New York politicians Senator Charles Schmer (D) and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) endorsed using a Presidential Executive Order to accomplish immigration reform. “Even if a GOP controlled Congress were to pass an immigration reform bill it is bound to be cluttered with unessential, un-American add-ons like enhanced border security, deportation of criminals and the like,” Schumer warned. “These types of restrictions tarnish America as a beacon of freedom.”
Echoing Senator Schumer, Mayor de Blasio insisted that “America must never shut itself off from people seeking a better life. Republican efforts to try to sort out the so-called worthy from those likely to become public charges is fundamentally inhumane. What society on the planet is more able to afford the burdens of sustaining the indigent, distressed, and demoralized human beings of the world?”
Press Secretary Josh Earnest denied that the recently completed election answered Obama’s taunt last year that “if you don’t like my policies, go out and win an election.” “Tuesday’s election results don’t meet what we consider the minimum threshold for overturning Administration policy on any issue,” Earnest defiantly declared. “They don’t change anything. As the President has pointed out, two-thirds of registered voters didn’t vote. Their silence can be taken as strong evidence of their satisfaction with the way things are going. They had every opportunity to go out and vote against the President’s policies, but they didn’t. We’re pretty confident that this is a solid mandate to stay the course for the President’s agenda.”
“Let’s also not forget that the US Government is the most important organization on Earth,” Earnest added. “That makes President Obama, as the ruler of America, the most important person on Earth. He has a duty to act for the benefit of all mankind and cannot let a disagreeable Congress impede his fulfillment of this duty.”
In related news, Attorney General Eric Holder defended his practice of calling political opponents “idiots.” “If we act all polite it conveys a message of possible legitimacy to their point of view,” Holder said. “That’s the exact opposite of what we’re trying to achieve. In contrast, an idiot’s point of view has no legitimacy. It merits no consideration. It shouldn’t even be aired much less listened to.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/11/08/president-ready-to-use-executive-action-for-amnesty/
Thanks John. Writing satire about these idiots is very difficult.
it would be funny satire if it wasn’t also true
obama is going to be a dictator and do executive amnesty without congress. he has no authority to do this but he will anyway
unfortunately, it's getting to the point that you'll prolly have to BOLD the satire part cause it's all simply toooo real...
Oh for those days of yore when we could be thoroughly taken in by John and others. And we didn’t know it until the end of the piece.
I miss those days.
“Even if a GOP controlled Congress were to pass an immigration reform bill it is bound to be cluttered with unessential, un-American add-ons like enhanced border security, deportation of criminals and the like,” Schumer warned. “These types of restrictions tarnish America as a beacon of freedom.”John, you do a great job lampooning the leftist and muzzie criminals ru[i]n[n]ing this country. It isn't easy to go 'argumentum ad absurdum' on bozos who are always on the brink.
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