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  • Never Forget That Cleaning The DC Swamp Is Literally A Life Or Death Struggle

    12/09/2017 5:38:40 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 24 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    President Donald Trump was on fire at a rally in Pensacola Friday evening, where he took on an array of his adversaries, from the fake news media to (sadly) the FBI to huckster attorney Gloria Allred. Commenting on the legal and political system at one point, the President of the United States said “this is a rigged system. There’s no country like ours, but we have a lot of sickness in some of our institutions.” Truer words have never been spoken. After 8 years of an anti-American, Saul Alinskyite presidency, pretty much all of our institutions are sick. That was,...
  • Things That Make Me Worry About The Sustainability Of Planet Earth

    12/09/2017 5:23:01 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-9-17 | MOTUS
    This week’s category winner: Calling millennials “snowflakes” is damaging to their mental health, reveals survey of 16-24 year olds.My first concern is the fact that anyone would even think to conduct such a survey.  My second is that it’s not just the snowflakes themselves buying into this victim du jour mentality: The thoughts were echoed by adults of all ages, with 58 per cent claiming the label is unfairly applied, the survey showed.A further 57 per cent felt that the term 'generation snowflake' could also harm the mental health of young people.  Instead of telling these post-millennials (which most of...
  • Trump Recognizes Jerusalem as Israeli Capital [semi-satire]

    12/08/2017 11:32:26 PM PST · by John Semmens · 17 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Dec 2017 | John Semmens
    After three previous presidents neglected to abide by legislation ordering the United States to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, President Trump obeyed the law by announcing that we will be moving our embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. The move was denounced by Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah who contends that "this humiliation of 1.5 billion Muslims is immoral and illegal. Allah has given all the world to the Muslims. Trump's attempt to claim Jerusalem for Satan and his Jewish demons contradicts the eternal laws written in the Quran. Death and sorrow will be the payment extracted from the...
  • The Campaign Update Week In Review: Winning. Sooooo Much Winning.

    12/08/2017 4:30:45 PM PST · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The Campaign Update Week In Review (Because The Campaign Never Ends) So, let’s review the week we have just experienced, because it will be remembered as the week the tide truly turned: Humiliation for pretty much every major fake media outlet: CNN, Reuters, Bloomberg, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, WaPo and NPR. Somehow, the NYTimes escaped major embarrassment, unless I missed something. Sheer luck, no doubt. The Mueller coup d’etat effort began to come unraveled, as detailed in Friday morning’s Campaign Update. The Trump economy is booming, and our pathetic ex-President is wandering around the country desperately trying to take credit...
  • Mueller’s Attempted Coup d’etat Has Begun to Unravel

    12/08/2017 4:59:45 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 54 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 12.8.2017 | David Blackmon
    The bottom line here is this: The Mueller “investigation” has been irrevocably revealed to be nothing more than a political hit job, a slow-rolling coup’ d’etat designed to un-do the results of a duly-conducted national election in the United States of America. It is not just an assault on the Trump Administration, it is an assault on our entire democracy, sponsored by the Clinton camp, holdovers from the Obama Administration and the embeded “deep state” bureaucracies. The fake journalists in the fake news media understand all this, if only subconsciously, and so they keep churning out these “Trump Can’t Fire...
  • Just Think Of Them As Democratic Operatives With Security Clearance

    12/08/2017 4:39:27 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-8-17 | MOTUS
    I’m having trouble keeping up with the FBI’s complicity in the Trump Dossier. So far all I’ve got is that they may or may not  have colluded with the DNC to generate the Fusion GPS dossier, used it to get FISA warrants to spy on the Trump campaign and then worked feverishly to cover their involvement in the process. No wonder they’re all wee-weed up about Trump winning or, to paraphrase Glenn Reynolds, just think of them as Democratic operatives with security clearance and it all makes sense. So let’s just go to the FLOTUS week in review: Visit to...
  • New word I have coined for the hypersensitive muslims

    12/07/2017 11:47:45 PM PST · by Secret Agent Man · 33 replies
    You can now refer to all the easily agitated, hypersensitive, acting offended but arent really, just trying to stir crap up, muslims, by the new word I have coined: Moflakes. Moflakes are simply muslim snowflakes. Here ya go. Merry Christmas to you all.
  • The Screaming that Will Live in Infamy

    12/07/2017 7:38:46 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-7-17 | MOTUS
    Franklin Delano Roosevelt called it “a date that will live in infamy.” But in Google-land, where every other esoteric anniversary/birthday on the face of our diverse, multi-cultural, all-inclusive planet is celebrated to much fanfare, they just couldn’t bring themselves to even mention it. It would probably be considered triggering and that might send the snowflakes to the streets again, screaming.Imagine what the world would be like today if the Greatest Generation had decided to hold a day of rage rather than fight the people who attacked us.  Imagine if Winston Churchill had told his countrymen to go “scream helplessly at...
  • President Trump Should Let Chuck And Nancy Have Their Government Shut-Down

    12/07/2017 5:02:33 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 38 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 12.7.2017 | David Blackmon
    With Chuck Schumer and San Fran Nan threatening to shut down the government because they want amnesty for all the “Dreamers”, weak-kneed Republicans in congress are running scared because they know the fake news media will put the blame for the shut-down on them. My question to them is, so what? Have you learned nothing from history? The last time the Republicans got blamed by the fake news media for shutting down the federal government was 2013, when Ted Cruz single-handedly dragged the party kicking and screaming to negotiate something meaningful into the budget bill under consideration at the time....
  • Fake News, Fake Republicans and Real, Live Snowflakes – Merry Resistmas, America!

    12/06/2017 5:21:55 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 12.6.2017 | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Now we know why his approval rating in Arizona is 11%. – Hey, remember when Arizona Sen. Jeff Flake used to pretend to be a Republican, just like his fellow Senator, John McCain? Yeah, those were good times, but they’re over now. On Tuesday, Flake wrote a check to ultra-liberal Democrat Doug Jones, who is running against the very weird Roy Moore for the senate seat in Alabama. Embarrassingly, Flake’s check to Jones, which he made sure to trumpet all over the social media space, was for a paltry $100, meaning he’s...
  • Mueller’s Gestapo Tactics Only Reinforce The Reasons Why Trump Won in 2016

    12/05/2017 4:36:24 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 20 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Now, here’s why the Logan Act, in its 218 year life, has never, not one time, resulted in a prosecution of anyone: If you take that text literally, John McCain alone would have been found guilty of violating the Logan Act half a dozen times since Trump took office, and probably 50 times during the presidency of George W. Bush, as McCain has made a frequent habit of making speeches in foreign lands that are highly critical of U.S. foreign policy, but only during Republican Administrations. Liberal hero Ted Kennedy wrote letters to Soviet Union leaders, actively seeking their intervention...
  • Justice: It Helps If You’re Sober

    12/05/2017 4:27:18 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-5-17 | MOTUS
    Sure, the wall will be a nice touch.  But enforcing existing policies that were enacted to  keep terrorists and illegals out of the country can be just as effective. Pulling the U.S. out of the UN’s insane global migration and refuge compact will also assist in controlling who gains access to our country and resources.  And implementing a travel ban against countries known to harbor terrorism and terrorists is an act that any sane person in this country would have heartily supported not so very long ago. But in our deeply divided country we have activist judges who think nothing...
  • Councilwoman Wants to Outlaw Bullet-Proof Glass [semi-satire]

    12/04/2017 9:36:33 AM PST · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 Dec 2017 | John Semmens
    Philadelphia City Councilwoman Cindy Bass is pushing an ordinance that would bar retailers from having bullet-proof glass block customers' access to store employees. The glass is common in convenience markets that serve high-crime sectors of the city. "Bullet-proof glass is an insult to minorities," Bass contends. "Lots of businesses in these same neighborhoods—barber shops and bars, for example—don't have these barriers. That's the neighborly way to run a business. If these convenience markets aren't going to be neighborly voluntarily we need to have a law that forces them." Rich Kim, whose family has owned a deli in the city for...
  • Trump Enrages The Atlantic Simply By Eating. Now, That is Winning!

    12/04/2017 5:23:21 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 51 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Having apparently exhausted all other avenues of irrationally slamming President Donald Trump (I never tire of typing those three words), the fake journalists who infest The Atlantic have now decided to go after him for his…wait for it…EATING HABITS! I kid you not, some guy named James Hamblin issued a piece on Saturday that condemns Trump for liking – gasp! – McDonald’s and – horrors! – Oreos, for regularly consuming more that elite society deems appropriate in one sitting, and for snarfing down his food too quickly. Why, the nerve! Here’s a typical paragraph: “There is no question that this...
  • Justice, Progressive American Style. Or the Law of Unintended Consequences

    12/04/2017 4:42:37 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-4-17 | MOTUS
    Latest American Justice report from the lunatic fringe of the Left:Cindy Bass is currently a Philadelphia City Council woman.** But with a track record of sponsoring legislation that shifts the power balance  back into the hands of the crooks and thugs , she’s definitely future Congressional material. Of course her current proposal which requires liquor stores to take down the bullet proof glass that protects-clerks from gun-wielding marauders, was drafted with the best possible intentions. Unintended consequences - in this case more dead clerks – never enters their field of vision when they’re crafting do-gooder regulation for others to live...
  • District Judge Blocks College Football Playoff Rankings [satire]

    12/03/2017 3:00:04 PM PST · by scottinoc · 29 replies
    Vanity | 12/3/2017 | Scott Johnson
    In a rare intervention by the federal courts into college athletics, Federal District Court Judge Butch Leftwich has order a temporary block of the College Football Playoff rankings as issued earlier today by the Committee, citing unfairness and political bias. In her ruling, Judge Leftwich stated "In this current political era, it is unconscionable and de facto unconstitutional to have a college football playoff committee choose 4 teams from deep red states. This court has determined that a more fair distribution would include for example, Syracuse or USC." The judge did not include Ohio State in her list, as a...
  • Soros Says Hungary Undoing Gains of Communism [semi-satire]

    12/03/2017 10:01:27 AM PST · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 Dec 2017 | John Semmens
    Billionaire financier and funder of Antifa leftist goons, George Soros complains that current Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban “is undoing all the progress made during the 40 years the country was ruled by Communists. After World War II, Stalin’s troops ensured that the people of Hungary would enjoy the full benefits of a progressive political and social system. Orban is throwing all that away.” Particularly irritating to Soros is what he calls “Orban’s perverted use of border fences and guards. He has turned the previous progressive policy on its head by using these traditional barriers to keep migrants out instead...
  • Sunday Scattershooting While Wondering Whatever Happened To That Delightful Barbara Boxer?

    12/03/2017 6:33:27 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 9 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 12.3.2017 | David Blackmon
    Here’s what the fake news media thinks “accountability” looks like: When you have a reporter who files a completely false report for the sole apparent reason of damaging the President of the United States, tanking the entire stock market in the process, his “punishment” is a four week vacation timed perfectly for the Christmas holidays. That’s what ABC did with its serial fake reporter, Brian Ross on Saturday. Man, nice work if you can get it. Hey, it worked out great for Lenin and Mao, didn’t it? – Meanwhile, over at NBC, network executives have had their staff busy taking...
  • Cyborg Sunday: Brain Maps

    12/03/2017 6:17:24 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-3-17 | MOTUS
    I’m so old that I remember when Democrats were all about lower taxes for the working class and could care less about the national debt. Now - of a sudden - they are all concerned about the deficit and don’t want to lower taxes for the middle class? It’s enough to make me ask if I’m totally misremembering; to give me pause and wonder if I’m showing the first signs of dementia. Perhaps I should have my brain examined.The drawing above came to me courtesy of American Digest’s impresario, Gerard Vanderluen. He scours the corners of the innertubes for facts...
  • The World's Wokest Male Feminist

    12/02/2017 12:47:25 PM PST · by Salman · 1 replies
    You Tube ^ | Nov 28, 2017 | Shoe0nHead
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu4wwC6J0HA Runs 13:41 A little satirical humor about Matt McGorry.