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  • 5 Stop N Rob Thwart Gif’s to Laugh about

    10/16/2017 7:22:11 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 5 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 10/16/2017 | J Hines
    Stop n Rob is getting harder for would be robbers to stop by and grab some free cash. Store clerks are coming out of the woodwork to make it their own store and not to be messed with. Customers too, also want a piece of the action. (not true) Customers enjoy coming in for their quick snacks and don’t want someone (robbers) to mess up their day and the store. Here are 5 funny Stop N Rob gif’s: You messing with me?Damm, was just asking for the bathroom.Man's Best Friend! Seriously, this all funny after the fact, however, it was...
  • Harvey Weinstein Is Not A Joking Matter

    10/16/2017 5:03:15 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 43 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 10.16.2017 | David Blackmon
    Speaking of Harvey Weinstein, it appears to me that the nation reached “Peak Weinstein” over this past weekend. The clearest indicator of that reality is the edict in pop culture that you cannot joke about Harvey Weinstein and his crimes. Un-funny late night TV host James Corden, with whom I am so unfamliar that I had to google his name to get the spelling right, found this out the hard way when he was lambasted in social media and later, the legacy media for telling a bunch of not funny Weinstein jokes during a gig hosting a charity event Saturday...
  • Clintons Should Run Puerto Rico Relief Effort [semi-satire]

    10/15/2017 9:42:17 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Oct 2017 | John Semmens
    Former presidential candidate and Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean criticized the Trump Administration’s handling of post-hurricane relief efforts for the island of Puerto Rico. While the federal government has delivered massive amounts of supplies to the island it has not been uniformly successful in getting them distributed to those in need. Part of the hang-up has been local politicians laying claim to supplies. Another part has been unions seeking higher pay for transporting the supplies locally. Dean’s proposed solution: “let the Clinton Foundation take over from here. They have the know how and a demonstrated history of success. When...
  • Presidential Library Won’t Include Obama Documents [semi-satire]

    10/15/2017 2:34:50 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 17 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Oct 2017 | John Semmens
    The Obama Presidential Library revealed that it won’t be providing any original documents written by Obama. Instead of having the former president’s manuscripts, documents and letters from his tenure in office—items presidential centers around the country all have—the Obama Library will have space for outdoor functions and picnics, a basketball court, recording studio, sledding hill, children’s play garden, and more. The decision has scholars puzzled and disappointed. University of Chicago Professor of Black Studies Richard Buttkiss could hardly contain his dismay that “the written words of the greatest man to ever walk the Earth will not be available for historians...
  • Worse Than Weinstein, Literally

    10/15/2017 5:52:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-15-17 | MOTUS
    At one time being literally Hitler was the ultimate opprobrium.TrUmP iS LiTeRAlLy hItLeRBut now - thanks to Harvey - there’s an even worse insult: being literally worse than Weinstein: So far only President Trump has earned that ignominy, initially from Rob Reiner at the Hamptons Film Festival, where Hollywood and political elitists intersect. His conclusion: some people are worse but other people are worser. 'How about the guy in office?... whose (sic) also an abuser,' Reiner said. 'Harvey Weinstein is a bad guy, but it's not equal to the president of the United States,' Reiner concluded. – Daily Mail I...
  • Yes, CNN, Trump Is Reversing Obama’s “Legacy”. That’s Why He Won.

    10/15/2017 5:13:19 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 23 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 10.15.2017 | David Blackmon
    And what a success this effort to erase the Obama legacy from our midst has been thus far. With the reversal of literally thousands of terrible, economy-killing regulations and dozens of patently illegal executive orders, Trump’s administration has demonstrated that the Obama “legacy” was almost entirely built on a foundation of matchsticks that would go up in flames with the election of any president who actually cares about the country. While the fake news media has done its best to ignore it, President Trump’s reversals of Obama’s failed legacy have also extended to the War on Terror, and the destruction...
  • Trump Revises Obamacare Rules [semi-satire]

    10/14/2017 4:34:52 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Oct 2017 | John Semmens
    This week President Trump made some administrative revisions to the Affordable Care Act health insurance program. Using latitude granted to the president in the original legislation, Trump issued an executive action that allows individuals more choices in how to insure themselves. This expansion of choice was denounced by key Democrats. Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY) called Trump's move "a stab in the back. Allowing people more choices is the exact opposite of what is needed if the changes made by Obamacare are to be made permanent. People will choose selfishly. They will only buy coverage they think they need....
  • TBOS 21: Corks that have a screw loose can land you in the Bowl

    10/14/2017 8:49:49 AM PDT · by Morgana · 2 replies
    The Viewers View ^ | October 14, 2017 | Diamond and Silk
    TBOS 21: Corks that have a screw loose can land you in the Bowl Some say stick a fork in it. We say: If you can't get with It then stick a Cork in it. Lol
  • Weekend: Letting the World Go By

    10/14/2017 5:42:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-14-17 | MOTUS
    This weekend I will watch no TV, listen to no football and read no news. Instead I’ll watch the chlorophyll challenged trees transitioning to their winter state,rocks migrating out to sea,and rivers flowing slowly but inevitably into Lake Michigan.  Maybe I’ll photograph some of the famous barns of Grand Traverse county.Mostly I’ll just let the world go about it’s business without my participation. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend too.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Trump Needs to Re-Brand "Obamacare" With Some Killer Nickname That Really Fits.

    10/13/2017 4:29:05 PM PDT · by zencycler · 40 replies
    Vanity | 10/13/2017 | self
    Crooked Hillary, Low-Energy Jeb, Very Fake News - we've all seen Trump masterfully take down his opponents by re-branding them with names like these. And yet for some reason, as it relates to one of his major campaign promises, he has not yet used this effective tool against the label of "Obamacare" - which arguably serves the purposes of the left by associating "caring" with not only that horrific law, but with all things "Obama". So I propose that Trump and folks on the right start calling this law some other fitting name. Here are a few of my own...
  • Tannerite becomes Dodgeball

    10/13/2017 9:11:35 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 12 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 10/13/2017 | Johnzo
    When shooting Tannerite becomes a game of dodgeball with mother nature. A day on the range turned into an impromptu game of dodgeball with mother nature after a Tannerite explosion sends a large rock flying directly at the shooter. It’s hard to tell from the video, but the Tannerite seems like far away to be at a safe distance. After making the shot, the shooter and his cameraman notice a dark shape approaching them at a pretty good speed. He soon realizes the shape is actually a rock about the size of his head. Dodgeball! See the tannerite dodgeball video...
  • FLOTUS Friday: Special Anniversary Edition

    10/13/2017 6:15:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-13-17 | MOTUS
    I know many of you hated this look:You thought the slacks needed hemming, and wished Melania would wear dresses for these head of state events. I agree with the slacks needing hemming but given the head of state was Justin Trudeau I rather like the subliminal message: In America, even the First Lady wears pants.And speaking of first ladies, did you see the firestorm Ivana started with her book-promotion comment about being first lady? Ivana Trump boasted to ABC’s “Good Morning America" on Monday that she has a “direct number” to the White House, and talks to her ex-husband about...
  • The Best Solution To The Weinstein Problem? CalExit!

    10/13/2017 4:59:04 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 10 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 10.13.2017 | David Blackmon
    This Weinstein deal should remind every thinking American in the 98% of the country that lies outside of the major media centers that there is an organized effort to have California secede from the United States, commonly referred to as “CalExit”. The Sacramento Bee carried a story about this effort yesterday, in which backers of this secession effort say they believe they have an easier path to taking their state out of the union than the Catalonians have to separate their region from Spain. “There are definitely similarities in the fiscal situation – we both give more than we get...
  • Cops accept wanted man’s Facebook challenge

    10/12/2017 9:50:20 AM PDT · by ItsOnlyDaryl · 6 replies
    The Extract ^ | 10.11.17 | Editor
    When a Redford, Michigan, man with outstanding warrants posted his challenge to local law enforcement, cops did not take long to respond.
  • CNN Airs The Hillary And Harvey Show – Rampant Prevarication Ensues

    10/12/2017 5:06:25 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 22 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 10.12.2017 | David Blackmon
    Hillary Clinton, in a predictably softball interview on CNN Wednesday, told fake journalist Fareed Zakaria that she was “sick” and “appalled” to hear about her “friend” Harvey Weinstein’s behavior towards women. This is truly hard to believe. The Clintons have been paling around with the big Hollywood muckety-muck for more than 20 years. He’s held fundraisers for both of them, personally given to their campaigns, bundled hundreds of thousands of dollars to their campaigns, and given as much as a quarter million dollars to the Clinton Crime Family fake Foundation. The thought that the Clintons had no idea about the...
  • Donald Trump: Is He Ever Wrong?

    10/12/2017 3:42:31 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 21 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-12-17 | MOTUS
    After reading through yesterday’s comments, and paying special attention to those concerning Meryl I-had-no-idea-Harvey-was-such-a-creep Streep…Meryl was shocked – shocked I tell you - to find out there was sleeze going on in Hollywood.I have to say, it appears that Trump has been proved right yet again: Meryl has made a career of histrionic acting, convincing people that she’s something she is not - like that time she appeared before Congress and acted like she actually knew something about alar and apples ("When are we going to stop killing our children!"). She was so convincing in that role that she nearly...
  • Periscope Video: I Take Another Victory Lap Over My Mrs. Harvey Weinstein Prediction

    10/11/2017 11:16:17 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 15 replies
    Periscope ^ | October 11, 2017 | P.J. Gladnick
    VIDEO
  • LOL: Sean Spicer parody uses Weinstein news to zing O-care, reels in triggered lefties

    10/11/2017 9:00:27 AM PDT · by Sir Napsalot · 16 replies
    Twitchy ^ | 10-11-2017 | Doug P.
    News that Harvey Weinstein was leaving the United States to seek sex addiction therapy left the Sean Spicer parody @Sean_Spicier seeing an opening for a zinger: Sean Spicier @sean_spicier The fact that Harvey Weinstein has to go all the way to Europe for sex addiction therapy is just another example of how ObamaCare has failed 9:04 PM - Oct 10, 2017 522 Replies 3,390 Retweets 7,969 likes And the hooks were SET:
  • Would you Shoot a Buck Mounting a Doe?

    10/11/2017 7:11:37 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 48 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 10/11/2017 | C Raleigh
    Here’s a case many deer hunters have seen while hunting before having to make a split-second decision as to whether or not they should take this shot. Should you shoot a buck that’s clearly mounted on a doe or let it go? You make the call. Sporting men and women enjoy the fair chase and take the shot nature provides them. But sometimes, nature provides the unexpected shot. What would you do in this situation? Read the rest of the story and see the shoot a buck mounting a doe video here.
  • End of the Line

    10/11/2017 5:24:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-11-17 | MOTUS
    For years Michael Savage has ranted on and on about the “sewer pipe” of Hollywood pumping our culture full of whores, pimps, thieves and perverts. The Harvey Weinstein story sure has proven him correct on that score, with every day revealing more and more about the sordid life of one of tinsel town’s largest purveyor of filth.The good news is there’s a liberal cure for Harvey’s problem; the bad news is he needs to go to Europe to receive it: And speaking of the Obamas, WTF were they thinking, sending their 18 year old daughter off to “intern” for the...