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Leftists’ Civil War Fantasies Are Not Going to Work Out the Way They Think
Townhall.com ^ | 18 December A.D. 2023 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 12/18/2023 1:19:36 PM PST by lightman

I’m really confused about the new movie trailer for the leftist insurgency fantasy flick “Civil War” because it seems to think that the military guy who is hassling journalists with his M4 is the bad guy. I must have got that wrong. Clearly, whoever is opposed to the regime media is the hero, right? Maybe his weird, red Elton John glasses are supposed to signal to me that he’s evil, but I’m just not seeing it. At one point, one of the reporters tells him they are Americans and he asks, “What kind of American?” Frankly, that seems like a pretty good question.

After all, I was told by the desiccated, corrupt, old pervert who Alex Garland – the guy who made this piece of crap movie – a undoubtedly supported, there are a two kinds of Americans. There are good, upstanding, woke Americans who buy into all the communist garbage, and there are normal people who he calls “MAGA extremists” who are bad and scary insurrectionists and hate our democracy and are also racist and transphobic and everything else that is bad. They also cause inflation and climate change. These people should be shamed, persecuted and hounded from society, disenfranchised, disarmed, and, according to this movie, shot. So, the “What kind of American are you?” thing is not going to shock us because it is already happening, and here’s the punchline – if you’re reading this, you’re probably the bad kind of American, according to the Hollywood jerks and oursenile, evil president.

The movie doesn’t really make clear what’s going on in itsscenario, and to the extent it does, the scenario is pretty stupid. Apparently, there’s a president who likes God, so that your subtle hint that he’s the bad kind of American. He’s on his third term in office, which it meant to be an issue, which is weird because I was informed that the Constitution that bars three terms is an evil document of oppression designed by dead white male slaveholders, but apparently it’s a good thing today. Maybe I just haven’t got my daily Constitution status memo. There was nothing in the trailer about prosecuting your political enemies on trumped-up charges, but I’m assuming that’s a good thing until it stops being a good thing when applied to Democrats.

Also, hilariously, the insurgency appears to involve some sort of conglomeration of Texas and California. The movie was written by someone associated with Hollywood, so I’m pretty sure he’s never been to Texas and doesn’t know much about it. Let’s just say it doesn’t have a lot in common with the formerly Golden State. I’m not seeing Texas and California forming any kind of military alliance except maybe to declare war on New Jersey.

There’s a lot of this kind of insurrection onanism going on with the left lately, starting with the idea that the minor brawl on January 6 was an insurrection. Lately, we’ve been informed that Donald Trump is going to become a dictator and start some sort of civil war if he wins reelection, which appears slightly more likely than it was thanks to the predictable total failure of the Biden administration. I’m not sure why or how he would start one. Is he going to provoke a bunch of Chardonnay-addled cat women to take up arms and march upon our capital in their muumuus and Lululemons?

Not seeing it. There’s a significant problem that the American left faces. They don’t have any guns. They’ve spent so long hating on the Americans who do that the Americans who do have tripled down. October 2023 was one of the top months ever in gun sales, which is a beacon of hope in this dark night of Democrat misery. But Dems aren’t the ones buying the guns. I’ve been to a gun store recently. I did not see a lot of hipsters, Palesimpians, wokeoids, or obnoxious Volvo-driving wine women. Instead, I saw a lot of guys who look like they can do a push-up. That’s not exactly the leftist demographic. Advertisement

Now, I have a little bit of experience with writing bestselling novels about civil strife within the United States and the breakup of our union. My “People’s Republic” conservative action novel series, of which there are eight incredible books, has a much more plausible scenario. The basis of my novel is not so much that there’s a major civil war (initially) but that after some fighting and some conflict there is a negotiated settlement to split the country in red and blue parts. And while I think that’s unlikely, and while I think that’s bad as well, it’s a lot more plausible than Bull Run II.

Actually, there was already a Bull Run II, but you get my drift.

The trailer is cheap-looking, with fake explosions and lots of shots of CGI helicopters or some Humvees driving along, or maybe one tank. It certainly doesn’t look like theArmy conducting an operation. I’m not sure whether that’s a function of a low budget or of a misunderstanding of how the military works. Sadly, Hollywood’s ignorance is shared by a number of fairly senior members of the alleged administration, including Hunter’s business partner, who always blab about how 100 million normal Americans with AR15s couldn’t take on 2 million troops. The thing is, the military is not squads of four guys running around with their tactical rifles with lights on the barrels. The American military is a giant, lumbering system. Those guys with the guns who look so cool, kicking-in doors and going upstairs with their little laser pointers, are simply the tip of a very long and fat spear of support systems. There’s never just a few helicopters or tanks. There are a bunch of helicopters or a bunch of tanks, and they’re backed up by a bunch of artillery systems, communication systems, electronic warfare systems, maintenance systems, logistical systems, medical systems, personnel systems, other systems, additional systems, and more systems. The military is a system of systems. It’s not a small group of guys with neat-o rifles.

And that’s why turning the military on Americans is a real challenge. It’s not just that the military is outnumbered, by like 50 to 1, though that’s pretty damn important. It’s that for the military to work, the system of systems has to work. And if the Democrats provoke a Second Civil War, a lot of the human cogs in the green machine are going to hightail it over the hill, maybe after capping their regime-loyal officers. If you’re ever on Twitter/X, you’ve doubtlessly seen those dumb memes of a bunch of hefty rural-looking American stereotypes counterposed against a bunch of SEALs, with a smug tagline to the effect of these dudes can’t take on the studs. Leaving the substantive point aside, because quantity has a quality all its own, there’s another problem with this lefty oppression fantasy. Where do you think those studs came from? Those hillbillies and rednecks are the moms and dads and brothers and sisters of those guys with all the high-speed, low-drag combat gear. Yeah, a lot of our senior officers would murder Americans if ordered to do so – and that disgusts me to have to say, but it’s the truth, so I’ll say it. Yet, our normal military members are probably not going to be so excited about being used as tools to kill the people who raised them, or who they grew up around, for the crimes of dissenting and misgendering. And that’s not even addressing the fact that the military’s been hollowed-out by the gross incompetence of a military leadership that hasn’t won a war in three decades, as well as its embrace of every bizarre social pathology that sends a tingle down collective legs of all those diversity hire college presidents out there.

So, all this furious Jeffrey Toobining about civil wars and authoritarian dictatorship, and all that crap coming out of Hollywood and the regime media is just dumb. And so is the idea of a civil war, which would not work out so goodfor anyone, especially for the left. There is a better idea. It’s called following the Constitution, and not just when it’s convenient but all the time.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: alexgarland; civilwar; garland; hollyweirdos; hollywood; leftwingnuts; movies; schlichter
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To: lightman

Actually the left will win. They control the military, police, and all arms of gov’t. And they will do illegal things to win. The right will be stupid and try to fight with honor. The left will take away everyone’s retirement in a heartbeat. Lock up people they think are on the opposing side before they do anything illegal. The war would be over before it started. J6 proves that. We have people still in the gulag who did nothing but walk in the capitol after being invited in by the feds. And yet we do nothing about it.

The left on the other hand continue to shutdown congressional operations and get the charges dropped. They riot and burndown gov’t buildings and property. And no charges brought.


21 posted on 12/18/2023 2:10:37 PM PST by for-q-clinton (Cancel Culture IS fascism...Let's start calling it that!)
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To: lightman

It sounds like there’s supposed to be a Christian theocracy installed, a POTUS run rogue into a 3rd term, so the “good guys” are fighting back - which are leftists of course.

A liberal wet dream. Of course it’s all projection. The complete opposite is true. They’d LOVE to install Mao’s communism. This all sounds very Mao’ism like. Publicly shame the “bad guys”.

It’s like “V for Vendetta”. A good movie - it’s just the liberals got it backwards there too. The “Christian Theocracy” persecutes gays and is responsible for a man-made virus (and miracle drug!) used to gain power. Sound familiar? The reverse is far more realistic - leftists hellbent on some form of communism/socialism, ascend to power and persecute Christian’s while celebrating LGBT.


22 posted on 12/18/2023 2:11:27 PM PST by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
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To: TalBlack

May?

It WILL look exactly like a Civil War.


23 posted on 12/18/2023 2:12:20 PM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: All

I would say all civil wars never turn out exactly like either side predicted.


24 posted on 12/18/2023 2:14:09 PM PST by BipolarBob (Yes officer, I saw the speed limit sign. I just didn't see you.)
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To: lightman

Great column. Thanks for posting.


25 posted on 12/18/2023 2:15:24 PM PST by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: Tell It Right
"They're their real goal is ~"
26 posted on 12/18/2023 2:20:39 PM PST by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: lightman

Dreamers thats all they do


27 posted on 12/18/2023 2:22:28 PM PST by ronnie raygun
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To: lightman

THer was a movie out a few years ago where regular Americans would get kidnapped and then dropped off somewhere and hunted by rich libs. It didn’t turn out to good for the libs. I can’t think of the name of it


28 posted on 12/18/2023 2:22:50 PM PST by shotgun
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To: Blueflag

One important question for these foreign military age males is how many will stand and fight when the range becomes two-way? And how many will say “eff it” and go somewhere to get drunk or high? They’re not sending us their best and brightest.

CC


29 posted on 12/18/2023 2:24:59 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: lightman

The article doesn’t even mention the millions of defense contractors that do the maintenance for the military. Few military do maintenance anymore.


30 posted on 12/18/2023 2:27:06 PM PST by CodeToad (Rule#1: The elites want you dead.)
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To: KingofZion
It is part of the Hollywood propaganda machine to influence 2024 elections. It won’t work any more than Wag the Dog or any other garbage movies.

Like The Day After??

31 posted on 12/18/2023 2:28:52 PM PST by pfflier
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To: for-q-clinton

Man, you are one cowardly quitter!


32 posted on 12/18/2023 2:30:37 PM PST by CodeToad (Rule#1: The elites want you dead.)
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To: MuttTheHoople
The only problem- it won’t be the purple-hair-wearing, weak-armed, mask-wearing limpwrists who’ll be fighting us. It’ll be the military-aged men who came from China, Central and South America, Africa, and the Middle East who flooded across our border and given arms and told to spread terror.

We've beaten them in every encounter we've ever had with them so far, so I wouldn't worry about them too much.

33 posted on 12/18/2023 2:39:21 PM PST by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: Tell It Right
The Dims always have fantasies that this time their secession will succeed and they’ll be able to go back to enslaving the masses.

These Democrats are the liberals living in New York, Boston, Washington DC, Chicago, Los Angeles and so forth.

In the 1860s, these liberals were called "Republicans", but they were still living in New York, Boston, etc.

34 posted on 12/18/2023 2:40:50 PM PST by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: fuzzylogic

Indeed.


35 posted on 12/18/2023 2:40:59 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: lightman

You sure you can win a shooting war against the guy who can shut down your electric, gas, groceries, bank account and health care?


36 posted on 12/18/2023 2:42:00 PM PST by lurk (u)
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To: ClearCase_guy
I just don’t think we last much longer as a union of 50 states. I can’t say what will effect the change, but the First Republic of the United States will end and be replaced (I hope) by the Second Republic of the United States.

The first Republic ended in 1861. What we had next was a central government far more powerful and intrusive than the founders ever intended.

37 posted on 12/18/2023 2:43:15 PM PST by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: lurk

You’ve heard that song called “Country Boy Can Survive”? A lot of places don’t need power and the internet.


38 posted on 12/18/2023 2:53:07 PM PST by kaktuskid
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To: z3n

don’t think leftists want secession but I do think they want to enslave the masses. Leftists cant stand when there are choices, or places for people to go to escape their control.

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its their wet dream...

Rose

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1UeqAByghw&pp=ygUPcm9zZSB0aGUgbW92aWUg

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39 posted on 12/18/2023 2:53:20 PM PST by cuz1961 (USCGR Vet, John Adams Descendant , deal with it.)
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To: for-q-clinton
"The war would be over before it started. J6 proves that."

None of the J6 folk had their firearms with them at the time.

Merely an observation.

40 posted on 12/18/2023 2:56:46 PM PST by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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