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Leftists’ Civil War Fantasies Are Not Going to Work Out the Way They Think
Townhall.com ^ | 18 December A.D. 2023 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 12/18/2023 1:19:36 PM PST by lightman

I’m really confused about the new movie trailer for the leftist insurgency fantasy flick “Civil War” because it seems to think that the military guy who is hassling journalists with his M4 is the bad guy. I must have got that wrong. Clearly, whoever is opposed to the regime media is the hero, right? Maybe his weird, red Elton John glasses are supposed to signal to me that he’s evil, but I’m just not seeing it. At one point, one of the reporters tells him they are Americans and he asks, “What kind of American?” Frankly, that seems like a pretty good question.

After all, I was told by the desiccated, corrupt, old pervert who Alex Garland – the guy who made this piece of crap movie – a undoubtedly supported, there are a two kinds of Americans. There are good, upstanding, woke Americans who buy into all the communist garbage, and there are normal people who he calls “MAGA extremists” who are bad and scary insurrectionists and hate our democracy and are also racist and transphobic and everything else that is bad. They also cause inflation and climate change. These people should be shamed, persecuted and hounded from society, disenfranchised, disarmed, and, according to this movie, shot. So, the “What kind of American are you?” thing is not going to shock us because it is already happening, and here’s the punchline – if you’re reading this, you’re probably the bad kind of American, according to the Hollywood jerks and oursenile, evil president.

The movie doesn’t really make clear what’s going on in itsscenario, and to the extent it does, the scenario is pretty stupid. Apparently, there’s a president who likes God, so that your subtle hint that he’s the bad kind of American. He’s on his third term in office, which it meant to be an issue, which is weird because I was informed that the Constitution that bars three terms is an evil document of oppression designed by dead white male slaveholders, but apparently it’s a good thing today. Maybe I just haven’t got my daily Constitution status memo. There was nothing in the trailer about prosecuting your political enemies on trumped-up charges, but I’m assuming that’s a good thing until it stops being a good thing when applied to Democrats.

Also, hilariously, the insurgency appears to involve some sort of conglomeration of Texas and California. The movie was written by someone associated with Hollywood, so I’m pretty sure he’s never been to Texas and doesn’t know much about it. Let’s just say it doesn’t have a lot in common with the formerly Golden State. I’m not seeing Texas and California forming any kind of military alliance except maybe to declare war on New Jersey.

There’s a lot of this kind of insurrection onanism going on with the left lately, starting with the idea that the minor brawl on January 6 was an insurrection. Lately, we’ve been informed that Donald Trump is going to become a dictator and start some sort of civil war if he wins reelection, which appears slightly more likely than it was thanks to the predictable total failure of the Biden administration. I’m not sure why or how he would start one. Is he going to provoke a bunch of Chardonnay-addled cat women to take up arms and march upon our capital in their muumuus and Lululemons?

Not seeing it. There’s a significant problem that the American left faces. They don’t have any guns. They’ve spent so long hating on the Americans who do that the Americans who do have tripled down. October 2023 was one of the top months ever in gun sales, which is a beacon of hope in this dark night of Democrat misery. But Dems aren’t the ones buying the guns. I’ve been to a gun store recently. I did not see a lot of hipsters, Palesimpians, wokeoids, or obnoxious Volvo-driving wine women. Instead, I saw a lot of guys who look like they can do a push-up. That’s not exactly the leftist demographic. Advertisement

Now, I have a little bit of experience with writing bestselling novels about civil strife within the United States and the breakup of our union. My “People’s Republic” conservative action novel series, of which there are eight incredible books, has a much more plausible scenario. The basis of my novel is not so much that there’s a major civil war (initially) but that after some fighting and some conflict there is a negotiated settlement to split the country in red and blue parts. And while I think that’s unlikely, and while I think that’s bad as well, it’s a lot more plausible than Bull Run II.

Actually, there was already a Bull Run II, but you get my drift.

The trailer is cheap-looking, with fake explosions and lots of shots of CGI helicopters or some Humvees driving along, or maybe one tank. It certainly doesn’t look like theArmy conducting an operation. I’m not sure whether that’s a function of a low budget or of a misunderstanding of how the military works. Sadly, Hollywood’s ignorance is shared by a number of fairly senior members of the alleged administration, including Hunter’s business partner, who always blab about how 100 million normal Americans with AR15s couldn’t take on 2 million troops. The thing is, the military is not squads of four guys running around with their tactical rifles with lights on the barrels. The American military is a giant, lumbering system. Those guys with the guns who look so cool, kicking-in doors and going upstairs with their little laser pointers, are simply the tip of a very long and fat spear of support systems. There’s never just a few helicopters or tanks. There are a bunch of helicopters or a bunch of tanks, and they’re backed up by a bunch of artillery systems, communication systems, electronic warfare systems, maintenance systems, logistical systems, medical systems, personnel systems, other systems, additional systems, and more systems. The military is a system of systems. It’s not a small group of guys with neat-o rifles.

And that’s why turning the military on Americans is a real challenge. It’s not just that the military is outnumbered, by like 50 to 1, though that’s pretty damn important. It’s that for the military to work, the system of systems has to work. And if the Democrats provoke a Second Civil War, a lot of the human cogs in the green machine are going to hightail it over the hill, maybe after capping their regime-loyal officers. If you’re ever on Twitter/X, you’ve doubtlessly seen those dumb memes of a bunch of hefty rural-looking American stereotypes counterposed against a bunch of SEALs, with a smug tagline to the effect of these dudes can’t take on the studs. Leaving the substantive point aside, because quantity has a quality all its own, there’s another problem with this lefty oppression fantasy. Where do you think those studs came from? Those hillbillies and rednecks are the moms and dads and brothers and sisters of those guys with all the high-speed, low-drag combat gear. Yeah, a lot of our senior officers would murder Americans if ordered to do so – and that disgusts me to have to say, but it’s the truth, so I’ll say it. Yet, our normal military members are probably not going to be so excited about being used as tools to kill the people who raised them, or who they grew up around, for the crimes of dissenting and misgendering. And that’s not even addressing the fact that the military’s been hollowed-out by the gross incompetence of a military leadership that hasn’t won a war in three decades, as well as its embrace of every bizarre social pathology that sends a tingle down collective legs of all those diversity hire college presidents out there.

So, all this furious Jeffrey Toobining about civil wars and authoritarian dictatorship, and all that crap coming out of Hollywood and the regime media is just dumb. And so is the idea of a civil war, which would not work out so goodfor anyone, especially for the left. There is a better idea. It’s called following the Constitution, and not just when it’s convenient but all the time.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: alexgarland; civilwar; garland; hollyweirdos; hollywood; leftwingnuts; movies; schlichter
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1 posted on 12/18/2023 1:19:36 PM PST by lightman
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To: lightman

It is part of the Hollywood propaganda machine to influence 2024 elections. It won’t work any more than Wag the Dog or any other garbage movies.


2 posted on 12/18/2023 1:24:46 PM PST by KingofZion
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To: lightman

I think they deliberated choose for Texas and California to be on one side to avoid comparison’s to real life politics and so to avoid being called political.


3 posted on 12/18/2023 1:26:58 PM PST by Truthsearcher
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To: lightman

Those thousands of military age males crossing the border every week will have no problem eliminating any opposition to the regime.


4 posted on 12/18/2023 1:34:25 PM PST by TopDog2 (Onward Christian soldiers)
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To: lightman

Don’t threaten us with a good time, commies.


5 posted on 12/18/2023 1:34:26 PM PST by Levy78 (Reject modernity, embrace tradition. )
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To: lightman

The only problem- it won’t be the purple-hair-wearing, weak-armed, mask-wearing limpwrists who’ll be fighting us. It’ll be the military-aged men who came from China, Central and South America, Africa, and the Middle East who flooded across our border and given arms and told to spread terror.


6 posted on 12/18/2023 1:34:49 PM PST by MuttTheHoople ( "Never thot I'd live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones"-Johnny Rotten)
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To: Truthsearcher

I think so, too.


7 posted on 12/18/2023 1:36:17 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: MuttTheHoople

The Dims always have fantasies that this time their secession will succeed and they’ll be able to go back to enslaving the masses.


8 posted on 12/18/2023 1:38:49 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: lightman

Hopefully it’ll be far better than “Leave the World Behind” by Obama et al on Netflix.

The trailer did what it was supposed to do - stir up sh!t and interest.

I kinda wanna see how the script joins CA and TX. Pretty implausible at face value.


9 posted on 12/18/2023 1:39:29 PM PST by Blueflag
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To: MuttTheHoople

Those organized forces of immigrant MAMs have to armed, resupplied, fed, communicated with, etc etc. Sure they can blow stuff up and conduct raids, but if we are in range, they are in range.

Think Assymmetric Warfare.


10 posted on 12/18/2023 1:41:46 PM PST by Blueflag
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To: Tell It Right

I don’t think leftists want secession but I do think they want to enslave the masses. Leftists cant stand when there are choices, or places for people to go to escape their control. They want to push their marxism on everyone, because if there are safe havens for hard working free people to go to, the hard working, liberty-loving, capitalist types will all flock there, and all the deadbeat socialists will be left behind and if no one is working and everyone is a leftist deadbeat on the dole, there will be no one to tax.


11 posted on 12/18/2023 1:43:53 PM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: MuttTheHoople

As Kurt said, there are 100 million armed Americasn, at least, versus however amny of those guys who cam eacross the border. And they will stick out like sore thumbs once they start doing things.

It won’t be fun, but it won’t end well for them. However, they will give the big players, Islam and China, time and space to do something really vile.


12 posted on 12/18/2023 1:44:40 PM PST by wbarmy (Trying to do better.)
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To: z3n
Agreed. Keep in mind that this is part of their hatred of religion. Karl Marx viewed religion as something that stands in the way of his idealized classless society. Of course, that's a euphemism.

They're real goal is to have two classes: the few haves and the many have-nots. They see religion as something that empowers the lower class, thus they have to get rid of religion. That's probably how Karl Marx viewed religion as well, though he wasn't bold enough to put it like that.

13 posted on 12/18/2023 1:48:17 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: lightman

I’d agree if they were building a military to take on Russia or china. But they aren’t. The military is being repurposed to come after YOU.


14 posted on 12/18/2023 1:49:49 PM PST by nonliberal (Z.)
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To: TopDog2

Not sure about that. Many of them are here to work in agriculture, and construction, etc. Those 2 industries have huge open border lobbyists pushing for millions of workers


15 posted on 12/18/2023 1:52:12 PM PST by Jonny7797
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To: lightman

“There is a better idea. It’s called following the Constitution, and not just when it’s convenient but all the time.“

At some point the Constitution is going to have to be enforced and THAT may look a lot like civil war…


16 posted on 12/18/2023 1:54:22 PM PST by TalBlack (I We have a Christian duty and a patriotic duty. God help us.)
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To: wbarmy
However, they will give the big players, Islam and China, time and space to do something really vile.

And the worst thing about it is, our own government is more beholden to their Paymasters in China, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia than they are to US Citizens. If Red China and their allies invade us, I'm not sure that our military would try to defend us.

17 posted on 12/18/2023 1:55:42 PM PST by MuttTheHoople ( "Never thot I'd live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones"-Johnny Rotten)
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To: lightman

18 posted on 12/18/2023 1:57:38 PM PST by RasterMaster ("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: lightman

I just don’t think we last much longer as a union of 50 states. I can’t say what will effect the change, but the First Republic of the United States will end and be replaced (I hope) by the Second Republic of the United States. And that will have fewer than 50 states.


19 posted on 12/18/2023 2:00:16 PM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: Truthsearcher

completely implausible. More believable if it was Texas and Oklahoma or Texas or Florida. Still, two geographically separated states? Not likely.


20 posted on 12/18/2023 2:07:51 PM PST by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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