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  • The Elite Hates The Trump Doctrine Because It Puts America First

    10/14/2019 5:22:34 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 12 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | October 14, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    What our betters – those same smug geniuses who brought us Iraq, let NATO deadbeats string us along, and who let Mexico and China exploit us – truly hate is the fact that the American people stood up in 2016 and demanded that our foreign policy stop sucking. Americans are sick of always getting handed the bill for some lame ruling caste priority, whether it’s paying for the privilege of defending Europe on behalf of ungrateful continentals or funding the weird climate religion or letting China get rich off of gutting our industries. Mostly, we are sick of shipping...
  • Critics Aghast As Trump Keeps Word About No More Wars

    10/09/2019 12:58:37 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 26 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | October 8, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Donald Trump came into office promising to not start any new wars and to get us out of the old ones our feckless elite had dragged us into, and now that he’s doing it in Syria the usual suspects are outraged. How dare he actually deliver on his promise not to have anymore of our precious warriors shipped home in boxes after getting killed on battlefields we can’t even pronounce, while refereeing conflicts that began long before America was a thing, in campaigns without any kind of coherent objective? Conservatives like me still think of ourselves as hawks, but...
  • Hey Democrats, Impeach This!

    09/30/2019 6:36:11 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 58 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | September 30,019 | Kurt Schlichter
    We battlecons are torn over the Democrats’ decision to be dumb enough to double-down on impeaching the President after three years of non-stop humiliation. Crusty Bob Mueller was a bust, their hero Michael Avenatti is looking at hard time in every sense of the word, and they were stunned to find that a huge portion of the American people thought it was pretty cool to have a POTUS who could score with Playboy Playmates. On the one hand, it’s bad because this impeachment garbage is bad for the country. The damage it is doing to our institutions – really, that...
  • This Will Totally Destroy Trump! (Volume MCXXXVII)

    09/23/2019 9:59:43 AM PDT · by rktman · 12 replies
    townhall.com ^ | 9/23/2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    “Well, ________________ is going to totally be the thing that lets us crucify Trump! Yeah, Russia flopped and his alleged Nazi-ness failed and that weasel ex-lawyer/convict of his struck out, but we promise – this time, ___________ is going to bring him down!” So saith CNN, the Times, the gang at LonelyNeckbeardedLeftistLoser.com and the rest of the cabinboy media, along with the carb-curious Fredocon dorks and the surviving furries, pseudo-Cherokees and other assorted Democrat weirdos currently wandering about in Iowa pestering farmers to join them for selfies. There’s always a new _____________, except the “bring him down” part just never...
  • Violate Your Oath And Turn On American Citizens At Your Legal Peril, Gun-Grabbers

    09/19/2019 4:16:48 AM PDT · by from occupied ga · 109 replies
    Townhall website ^ | 9/20/19 | Kurt Schlichter
    There has been a lot of talk about whether our law enforcement (and our military) would follow the orders of those like that furry fascist Beto to unleash a reign of terror upon innocent American citizens who the liberal elite’s unconstitutional gun decrees would turn into felons. Most of our heroic cops and warriors would hold true to their oaths to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. But some pathetic worms would willingly, even eagerly betray their oaths and make war upon their own people. They need to know there will...
  • “Climate Change” Is A Hoax

    09/12/2019 5:02:28 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 54 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | September 9, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    I hate science, evidently, because I’m woke to the manifest truth about what the leftist elite currently calls “climate change." It is the second most staggering fraud ever perpetrated upon the American people after the media’s promotion of the unstoppable candidacy of Beto (who is a furry). Like some suckers still do, I once believed that “science” was a rigorous process where you tested theories and revised those theories in response to objective evidence. But in today’s shabby practice, “science” is just a package of self-serving lies buttressing the transnational liberal elite’s preferred narrative. Our alleged betters hope that labeling...
  • “Climate Change” Is A Hoax

    09/09/2019 10:03:25 AM PDT · by rktman · 60 replies
    townhall.com ^ | 9/9/2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    I hate science, evidently, because I’m woke to the manifest truth about what the leftist elite currently calls “climate change." It is the second most staggering fraud ever perpetrated upon the American people after the media’s promotion of the unstoppable candidacy of Beto (who is a furry). Like some suckers still do, I once believed that “science” was a rigorous process where you tested theories and revised those theories in response to objective evidence. But in today’s shabby practice, “science” is just a package of self-serving lies buttressing the transnational liberal elite’s preferred narrative. Our alleged betters hope that labeling...
  • Joe Biden Needs An Intervention

    09/01/2019 4:49:41 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 42 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | August 31, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Joe Biden leads the Democrat pack and he’s a catastrophe, meaning that we have to weigh the human kindness that compels us to seek to end his humiliation against the practical reality that this doddering establishment weirdo will get squashed by Donald Trump like a dung beetle under a steamroller. Or even like an ex-Beatle under a steamroller – Biden is the Pete Best of American politics, the guy who never quite made it. Except Pete Best wasn’t a gropey, senile, corrupt Democrat plagiarist with delusions of adequacy. And every day, [Pick A Nickname] Joe is getting worse. Now, Joe...
  • Get Ready For Apocalypse Ruth

    08/26/2019 2:30:10 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 43 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | Auust 26, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Progressives’ ghoulish glee over the death of an old man turned into barely constrained panic when, later that day, it was revealed that their heroine Ruth Bader Ginsberg was just treated for pancreatic cancer yet again. Their disgraceful joy at David Koch’s passing was yet another reminder of the harsh truth that leftists want you dead or enslaved. Koch’s sin was that he disagreed with liberals (though, in important ways, also with conservatives). For that, these cretins danced around like idiots celebrating his succumbing. And they’ll celebrate when you die too. Always believe people who tell you they hate you...
  • All The People Who Think They Are Better Than You Are Much, Much Worse

    08/22/2019 4:14:29 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 32 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | August 22, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Now our grotesque liberal elite, backed up by the Fredocon goobers whose awakening into wokeness happened to perfectly coincide with their utter rejection by us actual conservatives, have decided that our entire history is based upon slavery. The New York Times is spearheading this latest trash-the-rubes initiative, fresh off its "RUSSIA! TREASON! COLLUSION! EMOLUMENTS!" humiliation. Trying to shame us – many of us literally veterans of the Cold War – with allegations of partying with Putin didn’t work out so great, so why not pivot to morally undermining us for having slaves we didn’t have?Our elite is such garbage. As...
  • You Should Totally Trust Our Elite Institutions...Not

    08/15/2019 3:54:02 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 9 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | August 15, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    All you crazy kooks who doubt our accomplished and selfless elite and the institutions our elites manage are crazy kooks, willing participants in crazy kooky conspiracy theories that are both crazy and kooky. Also, Donald Trump was totally a Russian agent who did lines of emoluments off a hooker’s tummy alongside Putin in Moscow. You look at something like America’s most notorious prisoner, Jeffrey Epstein, suddenly gacking himself in federal custody after having tried to do it a couple weeks ago, and you’re not wrong for wondering if maybe there’s a bit more to the tale than some short eyed...
  • They Will Still Hate You Even If You Disarm

    08/08/2019 3:37:26 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 45 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | August 8, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    It was quite a surprise to find out that we Trump voters were personally responsible for the savage murder sprees of a creep who dug single-payer and a satanist fan of Big Chief Warren. The El Paso scumbag decided he wanted to murder Hispanics because migration would somehow destroy the environment, which falls right in line with classical progressive eugenics balderdash. The Democrat from Dayton was full-on #Resistance. But apparently we conservatives were to blame for their actions because we refuse to give up our rights. Now, those links I just outlined between these idiots’ political beliefs and liberals should...
  • Good Riddance To Bob Mueller

    07/27/2019 3:54:31 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 45 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | July 27, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Is it wrong to take pleasure in the utter humiliation of Robert Mueller? If it is, then I’m sure not right. We are not going to get formal justice – if this fiasco has taught us anything, it is that – but at least we got to see some karma in action. It was Mueller Time all right and that human punchline we saw there on TV, forgetting and fumbling, is now Mueller For All Time. Serves him right. Slink away, Bobby. Just go. You’ve done enough damage to too many individuals and to our country. Be gone. Sure, his...
  • The Democrats’ 2020 Campaign Theme Is “You Americans Are Terrible”

    07/21/2019 10:34:43 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 20 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | July 22, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    The Democrats’ 2020 theme is that you are terrible and the party’s slogan will be “Americans suck, vote for us.” The precise candidate who will employ it is not important because they all embrace the notion that punishing the essential moral failure of you and me and every other Normal American is the key goal of the Donkey Party. That goes equally for the Handsey Old Prospector, the Socialist Squaw, Crusty the Commie, Spartacus Sharpton, Starchild, the Furry, Not Ms. Willie Brown, the Unfabulous Gay Guy, and the many Unfabulous Ungay Guys.They all agree that you are terrible because you...
  • The Nightmare Of An America Ruled By AOC And Her Socialist Pals

    07/18/2019 3:58:06 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 56 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | July 18, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    It’s hard to take braying morons like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Terrorist Cheerleader Twins seriously, but maybe we should. After all, these aspiring dictatorettes are the heart, soul, and perpetually open mouth of today’s Democrat Party. We kind of assume they are jokes because, well, they are jokes, but history teaches that the socialist future they advocate is no laughing matter. They are now setting the agenda for one of America’s two great political parties. What would happen if they somehow took power? Not so funny anymore, huh? Americans are used to power changing hands in Washington; about half the...
  • Let’s Call The Liberals’ Second Amendment Militia Bluff

    07/11/2019 2:56:23 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 42 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | July 11, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    The Second Amendment is so clear and simple that only liberals, aided by a half-wit liberal law school professor-tariat that is to real lawyering as Jerry Nadler is to Chippendales, could pretend to be confused about its meaning with a straight face. “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”The whole “shall not be infringed” part is a real problem for the left, since collectivist Castro-channelers prefer that we Americans be defenseless serfs existing at the government’s (i.e., their) mercy when...
  • Democrats Double Down On Hating America

    07/08/2019 1:56:02 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 25 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | July 8, 2020 | Kurt Schlichter
    You gotta hand it to them – it’s an innovative strategy to run for President by taking the position that your country is garbage and that its are people deplorable monsters. It’ll be interesting to see how the Democrats fare on their “America sucks!” platform. The last week has seen Team Donkey take brave stands against the flag and celebrating our military, and you would half expect them to next advocate something insanely suicidal, like taking your health insurance or forcing you to pay for illegal aliens’ doctors. Oh wait, that happened too.Who are these lunatics? Do they really think this...
  • Well, Trump Just Won in 2020

    07/01/2019 12:53:26 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 47 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | July 1, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty good about the election after last week’s two-day Democratic clusterfark, and the president has got to be feeling pretty good too, since he just won it. Oh, we have 17 more months of media pimping of whichever commie candidate is currently the least embarrassing, but the debates made it very clear that Trump is going to be POTUS until Ric Grenell is on the victorious GOP ticket in 2024.In the Dems’ defense, they do have an uphill battle. The economy is on fire, we’ve dodged all the new wars our...
  • Joe Biden Learns You Can Never Be Woke Enough

    06/27/2019 1:57:02 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 18 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | June 27, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    By any sane standard, Joe Biden is not a racist. He’s a clod, a creepy leech, terminally dumb, and he says cringy things (including about race), but the idea that he harbors any vicious hatred for people based on their race is really, really far-fetched. Sure, there’s a statistically insignificant chance that Sleepy Floppy Gropey Joe is really Seggy Joe, wistfully recalling the days of segregation and Jim Crow – after all, those are Democrat inventions – but it’s … unlikely. But that doesn’t matter. The Social Justice Whiners who totally dominate the Democrat Party have made sure that neither...
  • Trump Dodged An Ambush By Avoiding War With Iran

    06/23/2019 11:58:18 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 47 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | June 24, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Assuming nothing happens between the time I write this and the time you read it, it appears that Donald Trump has refused to take the sucker’s bait and engage us in open war with Iran. And while I remain more hawkish than many of my fellow supporters of the Trump Revolt against the garbage liberal elite, it’s pretty clear that Trump was right. Some quality conservatives disagree with me in good faith, but whatever makes Fredocons like Bill Kristol upset is presumptively a good idea. Let’s clarify some things. Iran is our enemy – the notion that we might...