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  • Let’s Call The Liberals’ Second Amendment Militia Bluff

    07/11/2019 2:56:23 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 42 replies ^ | July 11, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    The Second Amendment is so clear and simple that only liberals, aided by a half-wit liberal law school professor-tariat that is to real lawyering as Jerry Nadler is to Chippendales, could pretend to be confused about its meaning with a straight face. “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”The whole “shall not be infringed” part is a real problem for the left, since collectivist Castro-channelers prefer that we Americans be defenseless serfs existing at the government’s (i.e., their) mercy when...
  • Democrats Double Down On Hating America

    07/08/2019 1:56:02 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 25 replies ^ | July 8, 2020 | Kurt Schlichter
    You gotta hand it to them – it’s an innovative strategy to run for President by taking the position that your country is garbage and that its are people deplorable monsters. It’ll be interesting to see how the Democrats fare on their “America sucks!” platform. The last week has seen Team Donkey take brave stands against the flag and celebrating our military, and you would half expect them to next advocate something insanely suicidal, like taking your health insurance or forcing you to pay for illegal aliens’ doctors. Oh wait, that happened too.Who are these lunatics? Do they really think this...
  • Well, Trump Just Won in 2020

    07/01/2019 12:53:26 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 47 replies ^ | July 1, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty good about the election after last week’s two-day Democratic clusterfark, and the president has got to be feeling pretty good too, since he just won it. Oh, we have 17 more months of media pimping of whichever commie candidate is currently the least embarrassing, but the debates made it very clear that Trump is going to be POTUS until Ric Grenell is on the victorious GOP ticket in 2024.In the Dems’ defense, they do have an uphill battle. The economy is on fire, we’ve dodged all the new wars our...
  • Joe Biden Learns You Can Never Be Woke Enough

    06/27/2019 1:57:02 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 18 replies ^ | June 27, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    By any sane standard, Joe Biden is not a racist. He’s a clod, a creepy leech, terminally dumb, and he says cringy things (including about race), but the idea that he harbors any vicious hatred for people based on their race is really, really far-fetched. Sure, there’s a statistically insignificant chance that Sleepy Floppy Gropey Joe is really Seggy Joe, wistfully recalling the days of segregation and Jim Crow – after all, those are Democrat inventions – but it’s … unlikely. But that doesn’t matter. The Social Justice Whiners who totally dominate the Democrat Party have made sure that neither...
  • Trump Dodged An Ambush By Avoiding War With Iran

    06/23/2019 11:58:18 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 47 replies ^ | June 24, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Assuming nothing happens between the time I write this and the time you read it, it appears that Donald Trump has refused to take the sucker’s bait and engage us in open war with Iran. And while I remain more hawkish than many of my fellow supporters of the Trump Revolt against the garbage liberal elite, it’s pretty clear that Trump was right. Some quality conservatives disagree with me in good faith, but whatever makes Fredocons like Bill Kristol upset is presumptively a good idea. Let’s clarify some things. Iran is our enemy – the notion that we might...
  • Trump’s Way To Victory

    06/20/2019 12:31:34 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 16 replies ^ | June 20, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Ignore the battlefield prep from the mainstream media – Donald Trump is the odds-on favorite for reelection against whichever weirdo, loser or mutation the Democrats finally pick as their nominee. The leaked polls purportedly showing Trump deep underwater to Floppy Joe and Bernie Stalin and that has-been furry from Texas are about as reliable as the ones the placed Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit in the White House. She’s now stumbling around the woods guzzling from a queen-sized goblet of Trader Joe’s Chardonnay while The Donald is racking up the greatest streak of conservative victories since Ronald Reagan – maybe...
  • A Tsunami of Hypocrisy

    06/17/2019 1:07:39 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 6 replies ^ | June 17, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    The greatest thing about Donald Trump is how his election has caused our enemies to reveal exactly what kind of seedy, corrupt weasels they truly are. My apologies to weasels – those creatures don’t deserve to be associated with the shoddy assembly of race hustlers, graft grabbers, liberal liars, garbage media scribblers and submissive Fredocon lackies who make up our grotesque liberal elite. Our enemies despise us, and look down upon us from what they assume we’ll consider the moral high ground, judging and berating us for the literal and figurative crimes they themselves commit. So watch for me to...
  • Conservative Principles Do Not Require Us To Roll Over For Big Tech

    06/12/2019 10:10:19 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 33 replies ^ | June 13, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    We are never going to sell people on allegedly conservative principles that end up making conservatives less free. After all, when we sell conservatism, we are selling freedom, in contrast to the perpetual soul-killing tyranny offered by leftist ideology. So, the idea that conservative principles require us to defer to the growing oppression of the left because it is delivered through the medium of allegedly private corporations is nonsense.Don’t want none? Don’t start none. That’s one of my conservative principles. The corporations started it, and now it’s our right – our duty – to finish it.The fussy Bow Tie Boyz...
  • Students, Here’s A Plan To Solve Your Debt Problem (You Won’t Like It)

    05/29/2019 11:03:45 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 80 replies ^ | May 30, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    So, you’re a barista with a problem – you took out $200K student loans to get that master’s degree from Gumbo State in “LGBTQ2#v& Experiences as Reflected in 17th Century Bolivian Folk Songs” and now you can’t find an uncaffeinated career. Worse, those fascist monsters who you took money from based on your agreement to pay it back with interest now expect you to pay the money back with interest despite the fact that you really don’t feel like it anymore.Well, I have a fresh solution to this crisis.It’s an innovative strategy that totally and permanently resolves this problem in...
  • I Hate #Science Because All Conservatives Hate #Science

    05/23/2019 2:13:53 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 18 replies ^ | May 23, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Liberals sure love #Science, but like all conservatives I just hate #Science so very, very much. Did you know that 97% of #Science-people, who clearly love #Science, agree that the global warming climate crisis means we have to immediately give the liberal elite a bunch of our money and freedom because of #Science? Well, we do – and as of a couple of months ago, noted #Scientist AOC informed us that we have exactly 12 years to do it. Okay, 11 years, ten months. Tick tock! You know it’s true #Science because of the specificity of her 12 years figure....
  • The Avengers Is A Conservative Movie

    05/09/2019 4:59:37 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 31 replies ^ | May 9, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Sure, The Avengers: Endgame is a conservative movie, just like Star Wars and Star Trek. “Not Star Trek!” shriek its doughy fanboys, who go on to point out how that cinematic universe embraces collectivism: the characters all conform, have no money and don’t believe in God.Fine, then Star Trek is a millennial movie series. No, scratch that – Captain Kirk used to get babes and millennials are famously barren.Now, it’s not like Avengers is blatant about its politics, as if the characters chose up sides in some sort of civil war. Oh wait, they did do that a few movies ago,...
  • Our Lying Garbage Media Is Lying Garbage, But You Knew That

    05/06/2019 3:07:30 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 13 replies ^ | May 6,2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Dunking on the mainstream media is as easy as tripping a fat kid in a cast, except we would probably feel sorry for a fat kid in a cast who we tripped and sent slamming into the pavement piehole first. Unless the fat kid in a cast was a mainstream media journalist, in which case it would be totally hilarious. They hate you, so feel free to hate them back. The MSM was not infuriated with Donald Trump when he called these hack transcriptionists for the liberal elite “the enemy of the people” because he was lying. The MSM was...
  • Be A Rooftop Korean

    05/02/2019 1:45:17 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 41 replies ^ | May 2, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    We should all be ready to do our duty as American citizens and, when duty calls, each of us should embrace our inner Rooftop Korean.The year was 1992, 27 years ago right about now, and the city was Los Angeles. Several police officers who got into a videotaped brawl with a petty criminal named Rodney King were acquitted of beating him up. The city exploded. It was chaos.I was a first-year law student, back a year from the Gulf War, and I had just joined the California Army National Guard. My unit was the 3rd Battalion, 160th Infantry, and we...
  • What Do The Never Trump Losers Do Now?

    04/25/2019 3:47:52 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 61 replies ^ | April 25, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    While it was immensely satisfying to watch the utter humiliation of the TRUMP TREASON COLLUSION RUSSIANS! liberals, that joy paled in comparison to the schadenfreude that came from watching the crestfallen Never Trump bitter-enders as they saw all their dreams die. Donald Trump is not going to be impeached; heck, it looks like he’s going to be reelected. And the Fredocon losers who went all in on opposing him because “Oh well I never!” are flat busted. Now, it’s not really fair to imply that the Never Trumpers hate Trump solely because he’s vulgar and crude – or, as...
  • Come On Democrats, Impeach Trump!

    04/22/2019 3:25:03 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 56 replies ^ | April 22, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    I dare Nancy Pelosi to impeach Donald Trump.All decent people agree that impeachment is a moral necessity. It was a smokescreen that the prosecutor the libs squeed over and his flock of slobbering Democrat donors and activists could not manage to find Schiff showing Trump was guilty of anything! It was part of the giant conspiracy to hide the manifest, obvious, totally-a-thing TREASON TRAITOR COLLUSION EMOULUMENTS reality! And the Democrats know it’s true because the Voices tell them.So many Voices, not just on cable news but echoing around inside their heads, whispering TREASON. TRAITOR. COLLUSION. EMOULUMENTS.Listen to the Voices, Democrats. Impeach...
  • The Real Leaders Of The Democrats Want To Shut You Up

    04/15/2019 3:11:53 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 6 replies ^ | April 15, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    No, Nancy Pelosi is not the leader of the Democrat Party, nor are any of the 723 goofs running for its 2020 nomination. It’s a triumvirate that rules, but not a cool one like Caesar, Pompey and Crassus. Those dead white males actually had a track record of success. This triumvirate is composed of that adolescent who tweets a lot, that one CAIR fan from Michigan who didn’t marry her brother, and the one CAIR fan from Minnesota who allegedly did. That is their complete list of achievements, all of them: Tweeting and cheerleading Islamic militants. Oh, and whining. Lots of...
  • That Annoying Pete Buttigieg Guy Is Just Another Liberal Hack

    04/11/2019 7:53:47 AM PDT · by NKP_Vet · 27 replies ^ | April 11, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    No, Democrat wonder candidate du jour Pete Buttigieg is not some bridge-building centrist who really gets the vibe of Normal Americans and promises to bring us all together in a festival of hugging and liking each other. That’s a con. He’s just another leftist who wants to do all the same miserable things to people like you and me that every other pinko trying to pick up the torch from Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit wants to do. Only to get past our defenses, to avoid tripping our alarms like Big Chief Liz and Willie Brown’s Ex do, he tries to...
  • The Admission Scam Is Another Reason To Destroy Academia As We Know It

    04/04/2019 1:12:05 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 53 replies ^ | April 4, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    American college is terrible and, as a society, we should stop doing it – at least how it is being currently done. The greatest benefit of a system where most citizens are pushed to get college educations, whether they truly need and want one or not, would be a society of really smart, informed, and engaged citizens. Do you see that happening?No, you do not.Instead, we have a bunch of people who are dragged down by crushing debt after wasting years of their youth chasing a piece of paper that often has no relationship to these graduates’ futures. Compounding the...
  • We Are Going To Lose The Coming War With China

    03/21/2019 3:31:52 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 131 replies ^ | March 21, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Nations famously tend to always try to fight the last war, and what America is preparing to do today with the newly assertive China is no exception. The problem is our last war was against primitive religious fanatics in the Middle East and China is an emerging superpower with approaching-peer level conventional capabilities and an actual strategy for contesting the United States in all the potential battlespaces – land, sea, air, space and cyber. America is simply not ready for the Pacific war to come. We’re likely to lose.In Desert Storm, Saddam Hussein was dumb enough to choose to face...
  • Kurt Schlichter goes NSFW Bat-crap Crazy! Go Colonel Go!

    03/26/2019 7:46:47 AM PDT · by GOP Congress · 23 replies
    Twitter Video ^ | 3/25/2019 | Kurt Slichter
    Kurt Schlichter is going all out on the recent developments with Avenatti, Mueller report, and against crazy libs in general. You got 20 minutes and your kids are out of earshot, give yourself a good laugh!