That Miserable Bag Of Goo Mitt Romney Slinks Away Humiliated

Townhall ^ | 9/18/23 | Kurt Schlichter

[CFW]

I knew there was something wrong with Mitt Romney, really wrong, when my mom – a daughter of Pennsylvania’s steel mill country, but a dedicated Republican, told me back in 2012, “I just don’t like him.” Of course, those steel mills are all gone now, moved to China by guys who either were, or looked exactly like, Mitt Romney. Now he’s finally calling it quits as a senator, apparently by popular demand. His departure is cause for celebration. Mitt Romney is a bad person who pretends to be a good person. He is the blow-dried embodiment of everything awful about the Republican Party that used to be. The only good thing about him is the riddance.

Mitt Romney is an empty $5,000 suit, a human Mad-Lib who tries to fill in the blanks with whatever his audience wants to hear. He is Eddie Haskell with incredible hair, who believes in nothing except the desperate imperative of his own success. That success, of course, has been limited – Mitt will be remembered for his failures. Love Trump or hate him, you have to respect the way The Bad Orange Man serially humiliated Mitt by encouraging his ambitions right up to the point where Trump publicly snatched back whatever job he was dangling in front of Romney’s nose. Brutal, and totally deserved.

[CFW]

I believe everyone except the Democrats are happy to see Romney go. Well, McConnell may be displeased, but I don't suspect he is going to be around much longer either.

Do better Utah!

[algore]

he is making way for the Romney-Swami

[SunkenCiv]

Kurt Schlichter: Mitt Romney is a bad person who pretends to be a good person... The only good thing about him is the riddance.

[scottiemom]

I’ll believe it when he’s gone,gone,gone.

[Lurker]

That picture of Mittens having dinner with Donald was priceless.

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[AnotherUnixGeek]

That Miserable Bag Of Goo Mitt Romney Slinks Away Humiliated

He spent an entire career in politics betraying conservatives and making the lives of ordinary Americans worse. I'd say he did everything he set out to do. That's not humiliation, that's mission accomplished for someone like Romney.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Mitt Romney is the definition of a Republicuck.

[Phoenix8]

He has been a good democrat.

[Antoninus]

Agree. I watched him run to the left of Ted Kennedy for senate in Massachusetts in 1994 and realized he was a snake. Then, as governor, he imposed a socialized healthcare system on the state, stood by and did nothing as same-sex marriage was regularized, allowed the left to force Catholic hospitals to do abortions and forced Catholic adoption agencies to give kids to same-sex couples. Meanwhile, he utterly wrecked the Republican Party in the state and made sure it became the RINO Party.

Romney is the ultimate Assistant Democrat.

[allendale]

Romney has real problems. His sons, Nancy Pelosi’s son and Kerry’s stepsons were in collusion with the Hunter Biden corruption in the Ukraine. Little doubt the revenue streams went back to Romney and the others. He knows that if there is a serious impeachment trial or if Trump is reelected, it will end very badly for this phony.

[teeman8r]

wasn’t his son involved in the ukraine corruption some how?

perhaps hes getting out before the blow back.

[GSWarrior]

Schlicter’s columns are comedy gold, always on target. So many good lines. My favorite writer.

[Leaning Right]

[uranium penguin]

Who are you/ We kidding?

He will come back as either a Dem. Or more likely a 3rd party candidate. One where he says “The GOP has moved too far right.”

He will get his face all over every News show. Get boosted by them as the R alternative and try to split the vote.

All while raking in tons of campaign donations from Dems. And getting his face on TV.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

When he ran for president I ordered a few campaign doo-dads. It took months to get them a week before the election.

He just assumed he could win and let his campaign go on autopilot. The result was Bill Clinton. He had it won!

[left that other site]

Agree. I watched him run to the left of Ted Kennedy for senate in Massachusetts in 1994 and realized he was a snake. Then, as governor, he imposed a socialized healthcare system on the state, stood by and did nothing as same-sex marriage was regularized, allowed the left to force Catholic hospitals to do abortions and forced Catholic adoption agencies to give kids to same-sex couples.

Exactly. I was "drummed out" of the allegedly pro-life "gop" site way back in the 2008 Primaries for saying that exact thing. (But I'm really glad I "left that other site". :-)

[smokingfrog]

I’ll give him credit for not hanging out until he’s 92, but that’s about it.

[mpackard]

There are so few people as bad as a bad person pretending to be a good person. They are the worst of the worst.

[Ann Archy]

LOL!! LOVE HIM!

[BigFreakinToad]

LOL@ “Bag of Goo”